Tay

Just kill me now

[tays-alone]

Never

Never go thru a haunted house 20 times because that’s where your friends work and you’re just wasting a Friday night because you enjoy the energy of haunted houses n the feeling around them. You will feel alone, you will see that you do not have friends, they are busy but man going thru the same house to see three friends n looking down at your phone to see no messages or notifications it gets to you

[trulyvincent]

Creating a marble sculpture

Artist unknown to me, please add to comments if you know and I’ll edit.

[poethrotsvitha]

Forbidden noodle

[racistspiderman]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[porterr-robinson]

[letmehoswayyou]

[pietriarchy]

[jordymariesays]

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

[curious-name-deactivated2018121]

WHAT

[dykeopinions]

don’t say “but sexuality is fluid” when a girl tells you she has no interest in men

[kestrel-tree]

If someone says this to you:

“Yeah but fluids solidify at low temperatures and you’re not that hot”

[glyndarling]

I know I reblogged this mere hours ago, but it’s so good I wanna do it again.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Like, if in 2008 you had told me Stephenie Meyer would quietly retire and stay in her lane instead of continuing to write weird Mormon fantasy with nothing but white characters and J.K. Rowling would be on Twitter spouting some shit like “THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ACTUALLY ONCE A TRANS WOMAN, I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS SINCE 1986!” I’d say you were a fucking liar.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

But here we are.

[atombombtom]

what I say: my inbox is always open! :)

what I mean: ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ

[goodenoughforjazz]

henry the fuckin baby boomer that left school at 13 to go work in a mill and bought a house for a can of soda and a firm pat on the ass in 1979 just got his dick ripped off by a komodo dragon and i for one, could not be happier

[goodenoughforjazz]

i have zero recollection of posting this but this is officially my mood for 2018

[maatangi]

No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time

[brainbowunicorn]

Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in

[saramcclarinet]

Whoa…

[ep0nine]

#don’t trust this #they’re probably sirens

[buickey]

These two are singing “O magnum mysterium” by Tomas Luis De Victoria! It’s a very pretty piece from the renaissance that has a lot of different voice parts singing totally different melodies that mesh well together. I sung tenor for a song of his as well. It sounds ethereal in cathedrals and bathrooms alike my opinion. Its the room’s ability to bounce sound and make it resonate, giving it it’s “mermaid siren” like quality. It sounds great. Congratulations, you both! Sounds very pretty and seems like a fun time to clean with things like that.

[punks-and-poets-deactivated2016]

yes its back on my dash

[antiandrogen]

god lol

[thewhaleridingvulcan-deactivate]

I always reblog the bathroom sirens <3 

[dovewithscales]

The bathroom sirens.

[fuocogo]

I was uncontrollably hype when I recognized this song in chorus the other week.

[weakapricot]

If this is how sirens sound I’d surely die because I’d approach these beautiful voices.

[viola-and-chill]

the sirens are back

[help-i-wrote-fanfic]

Okay, so uh. EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.

@windex-milk

@when-the-sun-paints-us-gold

[tracobuttons]

The bathroom sirens are back on my dash!

[teathattast]

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

[smollesbianandreadytocry]

This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

[anonymoustypewriter]

HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[saint--claire]

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

[kyraneko]

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

[vialhazard]

[ronin134]

Never forget

[taviacw]

[killin-the-machine]

Character development

[boss-of-the-plains]

This is exactly what Steve would have wanted

[kbfoto]

“You know what turns me on? Effort. Assurance. Show me you care. That you really want me. I’m tired of doubting whether people are coming or going.”

— personal (via yoitshenny)

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever