Love is all we have

God created chocolate milk only for me

[funnytwittertweets]

[englishgradinrepair]

i am SCREAMING

[humdrumhootenanny]

Are your nipples sensitive?

Yeah they don’t take criticism well

[fairycosmos]

shoutout to my fellow round faced girls existing in a cheekbone obsessed world

[pettycentral]

[desinteresse]

Seeing your country portrayed in hollywood movies is deeply unsettling

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

it was much funnier when true crime in mainstream media was mostly marketed towards gen x or boomer mothers or stay at home moms the vibe of coming home late and walking into your living room to see my mom in the dark her face only lit up by the glow of the tv screen eating rocky road out of the carton while the tv narration was like “JESSICAS dismembered BODY was FOUND in a DUMPSTER right behind LITTLE VINNIES PIZZA PALACE mere WEEKS after what would’ve been her TWENTY-SEVENTH BIRTHDAY. her EYES had been GOUGED OUT and she was MISSING TEETH” and i’d be like how was work and she’d be like i think i know who killed jessica

[jaubaius]

[notpudus-deactivated20140426]

dont ask me about 2009

[mistbjorn]

[ahagoat]

Same energy

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Kings

[wahbegan]

DON’T CALL YOURSELF A HIMBO UNLESS YOU ARE AT LEAST THIS STUPID

[godh8er-deactivated20220626]

‘oh i hate this part’ male rights 2k20

[liquidstar]

imagine someone reblogging your selfie with #omg you look so cute! #ugly tw #sorry i had to add that for an anon #i dont agree though #lies tw #sorry again

[kiefbowl]

you say you’re a feminist and people are like “hope you’re including plants in your analysis. I hope you’re including ghosts. Don’t forget to include deep sea monsters. I’ll punch your tit if youre excluding the planets in space” I’m really sick of it actually lol

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[feralcatman-moved-deactivated20]

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

[llorumis]

[beardedmrbean]

[dimir-charmer]

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

[mischief-marauders]

Bruno in the walls watching everyone harmonize about how much they hate him: