tbh Hayden

I am an Asian American single mom trying to make it in NYC. I enjoy ballroom dancing, competitive cheerleading, and lying on my tumblr profile. Hayden, 21, Male, United States

[halohiding-deactivated20200807]

We really used to ask teachers if we could drink water.......what the fuck was that

[soimafan2341]

Or to use the bathroom and they really said "no❤️"

[thetastefulshit]

Reblog if you just wanna fuck the shit outta somebody like right now…or maybe just have them fuck you to sleep 😏

[aussieguy78]

Take turns till we both fall asleep snuggled up 🥰

[decalexas]

[smute]

Lady Gaga:

me:

[memeuplift]

[ellajelichoconnor]

remember when an interviewer mistook charli for lorde and she just played along with it? iconic

[the-memedaddy]

[csurf]

Flirt with me wtf

[paper-mario-wiki]

heres one of those Aesthetic “Japanese Convenience Store At Night” pics

i bet if u wanted to, u could find like 5 other pics that look EXACTLY like this one

[paper-mario-wiki]

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

This is somehow more frightening than if he were in the distance

[babyanimalpic]

[internet-sentences]

[lmaonade]

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

[nate-tm]

i think about this too often

[youlovetoseeit]

moood

[writing-prompt-s]

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

[luxtenebre]

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

[rolodextra]

the horror story is about how my girlfriend needs to leave immediately because i’m going to fuck her dad

[monochromaticblack]

men are not “helping out” when they take care of their children… they’re taking care of their children.

[exdestinyschildmember]

Men literally go viral for brushing their daughter’s hair. That’s where the bar is.

[lmaonade]

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

[nate-tm]

i think about this too often

[le-slut-deactivated20250810]

me @myself:

[midwest-merman-deactivated20210]

Also me @ me: watch me, bitch