*Drinks 12 Cups Of Tea A Second*

It's no use crying over spilt tea, but it's just so sad!

[redscharlach]

I wish you all an extremely dinosaur-filled festive season! Well, if you want one.

[invalidate]

if u read fanfic off of fanfiction.net ur entitled to a veteran’s discount

[pranksterart]

yule monsters

[cluegrrl]

Jólakötturinn – see also, Things I Didn’t Know I Needed In My Holidays Until I Did

[copperbadge]

Nice to see we’re expanding our Holiday Horrors from just Krampus. I personally welcome my Icelanding Giant Fashion-Policing Cat Overlord.

[jabberwockypie]

KITTY! :D

[pikeisaman]

This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you

[jump-n-shootman-deactivated2019]

this is still top tier comedy today

[bootycap]

ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp

[bootycap]

the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

[prewars-deleted]

#i understand it perfectly but you couldn’t fucking pay me to read it

[bootycap]

this post has ended up in at least 2 masters theses and 1 presentation and im not sure how i feel about that

[captainlordauditor]

but is it m/m/m, f/f/f, f/m/m or f/f/m

[boytranscending]

Dont be silly, a:aou doesnt have three whole women in it

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

[casebasket]

Michael “Aziraphale and Crowley is a love story” Sheen and Oscar “Poe and Finn are boyfriends” Isaac are one and the same energies and exactly what we should bring to the new year.

[yaddle-archive-deactivated20181]

#cinematic parallels

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Women be treating themselves to special groceries and cheeses when they can financially

[bedabug]

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

[proxie-of-the-art]

FREE HONG KONG

Use w/ or w/o credit, just spread! This mouse will be the face whether Disney likes it or not

[adanddavid]

[marveluniversehero]

The Avengers - Earth’s Mightiest Heroes!

[acemattmurdock-deactivated20150]

I love Clint Barton because he’s the kind of guy who would ask if he could get an Avengers discount at Starbucks

[liketheshewolf]

#piece of shit motherfucker probably would #and he’d find a way to get it too #*flashes avengers ID* #probably uses it to get out speeding tickets too #”no no see it’s alright i am an AVENGER” #”that means i save the world and stuff…” #”so you’re welcome” #”no need to give me a ticket see look at my AVENGERS ID-card” #ends up getting a ticket anyway #story of your life #drops by mcdonalds #slides avengers ID over the counter as a form of payment #official avenger coming through #doing hero-business #please step aside ma’am i am an avenger #that means i work with captain america #yes #good ol’ cap #the big c #why yes he does smell like freedom and apple pie

[notesrefs]

#then one day a barista or shop assistant asks cap if he’s got his avenger id for the discount#and steve gives him a blank stare#and just before he says there’s no such thing as avengers discount#nat comes up behind him#slams her id down#‘yes we both need avengers discount’#reminding herself to high five clint later#because ‘avengers discount’ has clint written all over it (via annperkin)

[mamalazzer]

Harry Potter/Avengers AU

The Avengers are a team of Witches and Wizards fighting against the Dark Lord Thanos. 

Tony is the mad Wizarding inventor who is a genius with a wand. Bruce is a part-time healer, full-time shape-shifting werewolf. Clint and Natasha are Unspeakables. Thor is a Quidditch beater. And Auror Steve has one hell of a shield charm. 

(Oh, and Loki is a Death Eater, which no one is surprised about)

[mamalazzer]

Just needed to add an imperio’d Bucky as the Winter Sorcerer and Peggy in Steve’s compass…

Oh! And Peter going to Hogwarts having Harry Potter like adventures. And Mad Eye Fury is Head of the Department of Mysteries…

And T’Challa, who is from the completely magical kingdom of Wakanda (and has an Animagus that is a black panther). And Scott, who has been incarcerated in Azkaban.

Oh, and I missed Quidditch Warrior Thor the first time (who usually prefers being a beater) so here he is with Wanda, who is a defected ex-Death Eater

[clintbartonruinedmylife]

Clint: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?

Natasha: At the hands of your comrade?

Clint: An accident.

Natasha: That’s how I’m going to make it look.

[strangereddie]

🏳️‍🌈✨happy pride ✨🏳️‍🌈