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Hey there! I'm Jessica. I am 22 and from Canada! This is my RoosterTeeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus blog. My main is jessicaweasley, for those that might want to find me there as well!

[theonyxranger]

Reblog this and add one of your favorite AH moments from the past few years that has nothing to do with HIM. He isn’t Achievement Hunter and we know that. Let’s show it.

Fiona’s encounter with a mirror is one of my all time favorite things I’ve ever seen.

[abbeysquidd]

“How did he drown tho?”

“UNDERWATER, MATT!!!”

[theonyxranger]

Keep em coming!

[theonyxranger]

yeahyeahyeahyeah more!

[theonyxranger]

Play Pals is rad! Super Bunny Man/Summer Bois is fantastic!

[theonyxranger]

That’s a great series! Matt and Michael together are hilarious!

That moment in Minecraft Candyland where Gav asks what the sound for being hot (after the topic of “brr” being cold sound) and a very drunk Jeremy leans away from the mic just a bit and YELLS

[ragingpo]

honestly any time Fiona is hit with the weeping angel makes me cry from laughter

[nesso-the-wyrm]

just anything team chungǝ like acnh or gta

[theonyxranger]

you right @ragingpo​ tbh, fiona is a treasure

and @lofi-insects​ that’s the goooood shit

[theonyxranger]

@cherryblossom50 reminded me of the time Jeremy literally kicked Gavin’s desk in half!

[theonyxranger]

@thebloggingfox I love when communities intersect!

[theonyxranger]

@youkolvr89 more playps yeahyeah!

[theonyxranger]

@implodingcacti yes! A great live episode!

[theonyxranger]

look michael knows when shit’s about to go down and we love that about him right @human-collector0​

[theonyxranger]

Shark mage Matt is a BLESSING! @mysteryentity​

[theonyxranger]

SUMMER BOIS @fifigavschwa

[theonyxranger]

This is what we wanna see when we wake up, the community coming together!

@absurdistplayer @emotionalsupportthembo @foster-in-the-city @grimmartist @opalxempress @solar-beam-me-up-scotty @darktiger57

[aevus-blogging]

Personally one of my favorite moments was back in the old days of the minecraft lps, specifically the potion let’s play. This was the time I had just found out about AH and was bingeing their content. And the little ‘im scared boi’ from Gavin when he was lost in the nether and the ‘dont be’ from michael is a moment i care about because like, friendship goals.

But on a more funny note? The whole arguement between Jeremy and Gavin over the compass before geoff interupts them to ask if the compass just points to spawn and jack little yeah :3 since he knew all along and was just waiting to see how long it would take for them to realize.

[chatmeow9]

During a transform race in GTA, Jack was in the lead and ~400 meters from the finish line and Gavin comes out of nowhere, zooming past him and stealing the win.

Also Michael’s little “I did it guys.” When he finally nails the last stunt jump 👌

[absurdistplayer]

“Heyyyyyy Jack?”

“Sir.”

“I just wanted tooooo…. show you somethin’ real quick. I. Am. A. God.” *water sources appear EVERYWHERE followed by Jeremy’s maniacal laughter*

“Jeremy. Just. *heavy sigh*”

[ursifors]

geoff being hunted by his wolf in the minecraft lets play where they aggro’d a wolf and had it chase them across the map. the part where he’s hiding behind a tree, rounds it and is immediately attacked is SO funny.

[achievement-winks]

ah, fiona jumping out of the plane and just SCREAMING “I DON’T HAVE A PARACHUTE” and Gav being like “what press y” and then SPLAT, finishing in them squeaking together

[caprisuns-official]

A whole bunch of immersions have my favorite moments, specifically the Fallout Immersion and the FNAF immersion.

[somegrumpynerd]

Fahc Matt who can easily hack into the LSPD’s database of criminal records and make whatever changes he likes. He could go in and delete all their criminal records easily with a few clicks, but he knows if some infamous criminal profiles go missing completely it’ll be obvious that there was foul play, but it’s entirely plausible that somebody could have written some things down wrong, right?

Any time you look at the Fakes’ records there’s always weird inaccurate information that seems to be constantly changing. Sometimes recent charges mysteriously include things like “ate the last donut” and “never washes dishes”. Sometimes their personal information (if any is listed) is edited to include middle names (Gavin “you’re havin a laugh” Free) or just changed outright (Was there always a y in Matt? How do you even make a typo like that??).

The crew only found out he was having fun with it when Jeremy got captured and taken to court to be tried as Rimmy Tim and was, miraculously, let go when he didn’t match the description on Rimmy Tim’s file of a 6′10 man who exclusively wears blue and yellow.

[anakinnaberrie]

x

[michaels-been-a-bad-boy]

Oh my GOD Michael with the receipts

[olazgorzowa]

[rikurobo]

The Fake AH Crew? Being questioned? Not very successfully. And neither will they stay there for long. [x]

[ragecutie]

miss nova please......... im already in love

[xuosi]

1. take the long way around

gavin’s shoulders slam into the side of the van as it takes a sharp turn around a corner. before he can re-steady himself, the van slams into a car in front of it sending gavin careening to the floor. with his arms tied behind his back, he hasn’t the slightest chance of breaking his fall. the van reels back, swerves away from the car, and the driver slams the gas pedal down. gavin once again goes flying in the back of the dusty van, his head slamming into what is either the doors or the wheel well. he can’t tell with the bag over his head. he hasn’t made a single sound since they grabbed, bound and gagged him, and threw him in the van. he’s not even sure who they are. but he knows he at least doesn’t want to give them the satisfaction of his pain. the driver yells as the van slams to a halt, gavin bracing himself against the back of the driver’s seat this time.

“there’s too much traffic and the rest of the fake ah crew is hot on our tail.” the driver groans in anger, but gavin doesn’t miss the fear in his voice.

“fuck it, take the tracks up to the desert. we just need to get out of the city, take the long way around.” gavin assumes the person in the passenger seat must be in charge, given he’s making the calls. without much warning at all gavin is thrown up a foot in the air as then van slams over the train tracks to make towards the desert. he comes back down with a deafening crack on the van floor and stops moving. blood seeps from the bag and pools around his head—the building nausea is so overwhelming that gavin vomits, still in the bag. the smell is something foul and gavin gags more instantly.

“get that fucking bag off him before he chokes to death on his own vomit. you said yourself he’s no good to us dead.” the driver barks to the passenger never letting up on the gas. gavin hears who he thought was in charge huff in annoyance before clambering into the back. the light is blinding as the bag is ripped from his head. bits of vomit fall from the bag and the passenger shrieks, flinging it on gavin’s chest before crawling back up front. the desert is smoother than the tracks and gavin slowly edges himself up against a wall, blood drips from his ear and down his neck. it doesn’t hurt as bad now than it did in the moment, so that’s a relief. after what seems like 20 minutes at most, fucking ametures, the van stops in the completely unsheltered, open desert. gavin would laugh but he doesn’t want to ruin the surprise. he gives it another 5 minutes before he clears his throat and smiles once the kidnappers turn to look at him.

“well this has been a real treat. thanks so much for the ride. i’ll be going now.” the driver’s face is stuck somewhere between bewildered and angry while the passenger is gearing up for what gavin was sure would have been a pathetic attempt at scaring him into submission when they hear the vagabond’s zentorno pur to a stop in front of the van. gavin smiles.

“goodbye then.” he says almost giddily as he flings himself flat against the van floor. a hailstorm of bullets fly through the windshield. gavin doesn’t sit up until the bullets and the screaming stop.

[torpidgilliver]

honestly this image is so dynamic and powerful i feel like it should be in a museum

[kenisle]

and now, the counterpart:

[jingucci]

My love for Ryan never ceases when he pulls out lines like this

[underthebluerain]

let us always find each other (x)

[hoepunkausta]

@rihwooby

[treh-co]

Fake AH Crew Twitter Account

“It’s the popular belief that the twitter account ‘@therealfakeahc’ is in fact actually managed by one of the infamous Fake AH Crew’s members, known as Supernova- however, due to aggressive countermeasures against tracking implemented by an anonymous third party, law enforcement and twitter officials have been unable to verify these claims.” 

[treh-co]

Who You Should Fight: Achievement Hunter

Geoff Ramsey: You could, but like. Look at him. He doesn't care. He's tired. Why would you

Jack Patillo: Absolutely not. Not only would it make no sense because he's one of the nicest people in the world, but he could also knock you out in like two seconds

Ryan Haywood: Well the thing is, you might be able to take him in a fight? Because let's be real this man has NEVER been in one in his life. But he's pretty strong and there's also a 90% chance he has a deadly weapon on him at any given moment so, your call on that one,

Gavin Free: Oh you could 100% fight Gavin, he has the structural integrity of a toothpick. The hard part would be catching him first

Michael Jones: See if we were talking 2015 Michael??? Fuck no he's like the embodiment of feral New Jersey rage. As for present day Michael, you still probably shouldn't. He'd just care way less. Like he'd still lay you out but he'd just do it so he can get it Over With

Lindsay Jones: Are you fucking kidding me. Lindsay Jones is a being of immeasurable power. She's given birth twice and deals with the AH guys for a living. She fears no mortal

Jeremy Dooley: Obviously not??? Have you SEEN Jeremy. Literally that's it that all I have to say on this. He Would Destroy You

Matt Bragg: I mean you could, but I can't see him putting up much of a fight. Like you could beat him up but it wouldn't be very satisfying

Trevor Collins: Fuck dude sure but again???? Why??? Look at him. He's doing his best. He doesn't want to fight you. He already has to deal with the entire AH office he has enough problems

Alfredo Diaz: We haven't seen enough of his physical prowess for me to make a full assertion on his stats but I'm gonna call it a hard maybe. He's from San Francisco so he probably knows how to throw a punch. Proceed at your own risk

Fiona Nova: Fiona would kill you in .4 seconds without remorse

[ragecutie]

choose your ah fighter: hardcore minigolf edition

+ bonus hosts - team OG

[sometimesimakegifs]

Basically.

[kaijuno]

I love how in Achievement Hunter they all just collectively refer to Horses as Horsies and Sheep as Sheepies like they’re all grown ass men but they talk like they’re four

[treh-co]

I feel like whenever Michael enters the same room as Gavin he flips a coin in his head and it’s a 50/50 chance whether his reaction will be “There he is. My best friend. My soulmate. My favorite person in the world” or “Enemy Spotted”

[cheesemastergus]

Gavin, a traitor: [teamkills Jeremy] Jeremy, a now-dead traitor:

Let’s Play Gmod: TTT - The Traitors Turn on Each Other (13:50)