your local dumbass 😎

Funniest man alive, but only sometimes 22 He/They transmasc

[boudicca]

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

[cheaphalloweencostume]

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[queenaegon]

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

[rabbitsonthemoon]

it can be both if you squint and take creative liberties

[animatedtext]

[l3ominor]

[insomniacabysswatcher]

[outofcontext-comics]

It’s that time of year, again!

[important-animal-images]

[teabee5103]

Camouflage,,,

[eternalgirlscout]

joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

[eternalgirlscout]

[charlesoberonn]

Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie

[charlesoberonn]

There no need, that movie was already made in 1994

[charlesoberonn]

I'm not Goncharoving you. This movie was nominated for 3 Golden Globes and 1 Oscar.

[thisisasupergoodidea]

in case anyone needed further proof

[charlesoberonn]

[durendoll]

Issuing a broad apology to etsy witches, now that magic is real apparently.

[dmcfadzean]

crunch munch

[brightgoat]

my minecraft dog

[teabee5103]

Sacrificing my mortal form (my back) to our almighty, divine lord (my roommate’s cat)

[krahie]

Visit Original Link

[cristinaya]

Shine bright like a washed nintendog

[spiralstaircased]

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that