dammit,,..

E. // Overall amazing human being // i have to delete my name cause my friend is trying to find this for blackmail reasons lmao THINK AGAIN BICH

[orphetoon]

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

[animatedjen]

I want to give the Hail Mary every possible advantage.

And right now, that’s you.

[pauls1967moustache]

They’re putting Beatles music in anything these days. They’re putting it in the space movie where Ryan gosling falls in love with a rock. People are gonna try to tell you Ryan gosling and the rock have a platonic even slightly parental relationship and to that I say: then why did he have so much chemistry with the rock? And why was Paul McCartney’s jaunty gay nostalgia tune “Two of Us” in it when Ryan gosling actually wait PROJECT HAIL MARY SPOILERS‼️ when Ryan gosling chose to abandon life on earth so he could save the rock? Because he’s gay? Because he’s in gay love with the rock? #mclennon

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[millinerswings]

"I like you" isn't just a stepping stone to "I love you" - it is a distinct narrative beat in its own right.

As the audience, we already know that Ilya loves Shane because we heard him say it in Russian. But we also know that love is not enough - Shane loves Rose but they weren't compatible. Sometimes love isn't enough, for a variety of reasons.

This is why Shane and Ilya are terrified of coming to the cottage. Because we still don't know if they're compatible beyond the incredibly hot sex and psychic level hockey passes. The tuna melt date was nice before Shane crashed out, but that was just one afternoon.

"I like you" is the missing piece in their relationship. I know that I love you and I desire you and we play good hockey together, but do I like you?

The cottage scenes answer: yes. I like playing with you and I like cooking with you and I like talking to you and I like sharing space with you and I like sleeping next to you and I like waking up with you. I like you.

I like you and I love you and I still have no idea how we can possibly make this work but I really want to figure it out.

[covenlesswitches]

“he should be at the club” well he’s at the club and he wants to fucking kill himself

[femaustinpowers]

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.

[sobadbad]

Who knew Rozanov had such a big heart? I think he might secretly be a big softy. He does a damn good job of hiding it.

COMMON GOAL: chapter 11

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Heated Rivalry 1.01 // 1.06

[mack-will]

""Ilya," he said, barely more than a whisper. Ilya didn't answer."

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ilya turning away when he cries / shane not letting him hide

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

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I would like to relax with you. For once.

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[noahreids]

Heated Rivalry s01e05 | Better

[littlegirlinvisible]

# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN PT. 02

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV  HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

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