I have no clue what I'm doing

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[greseadraws]

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

[stewdoesthings]

Fanfiction exists for TWO reasons:

Dealing with complex thoughts and emotions I can't work through in therapy, like grief, despair, a complicated relationship with pain and addiction

Seeing the same characters fuck over amd over again

[assimilation-failure]

[explaining to my friend after a kid does the 67 dance on the world cup] oh my god do you live under a rock its the weighing of the heart . the book of the dead is all the rage with the kids nowadays [sees the scales tip] and it looks like someones soul is getting devoured by ammut 👀🐊🦁🦛

[starlooping]

HAPPY MIRABELLE MONDAY AND HAPPY MIRABELLE BIRTHDAY :DDDD!!!!

peace and love on planet isat because mira exists

[notcactusman]

I almost missed it!!!!

[ciderjacks]

This canker sore does not define me

[ciderjacks]

I— nnh. Ngggghhhhhhh. *my eyes turn red as the canker sore takes over my mind* NNGHGHHHH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA A A AA AAAAAAAAAUGUHHHHUHHGHHHH RRRRAAAGHHHHGHHHHHHH . *punches my head until my eyes return to normal* haaa. Haaaah. Look at what you made me do….

[baleful-meat-worm]

waiter waiter more depictions of traumatised malnourished characters putting on some weight postcanon to show their recovery from the horrors please !!!!!!!!!!!

[mint-swirl]

life pro tip: pokemon held item rules apply to you too. hold onto a single berry and eat it when you feel weak. hold onto your leftovers to nibble at throughout the day to regain stamina. hold onto ultranecrozium z to attack your foes with the light that burns the sky.

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[pyxehastoomanyinterests]

lots of posts about Blue are about his relationship with Yellow which is understandable as they are the only healthy mlm couple in this damn game and are very cute.

HOWEVER ‼️‼️ Blue is also just a great character on his own?? he’s often generalized as “the normal one” because the one to compare him to is Woody Toy Story With OCD but no the fuck he isn’t

are we forgetting Mr Butterfly???? are we forgetting that he is the biggest fence sitter of all time??? he canonically sugarcoats things to make people not upset and calls Seth cringe

he owes Green a comedically small amount of money and still refuses to pay it

he LOVES to feign ignorance and when his boyfriend tries to kill himself he’s just like “😊😊he’s so silly like that” and endorses throwing things at people if it makes Aqua happy

Blue is a WEIRDO!! let him be strange and off-putting!!!!!!! just because he’s beautiful and speaks in flowery(jarona) terms doesn’t mean he’s sane

[enigmaticpink]

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[thevoidspeakz]

jon gets a lot of shit for being rude to statement givers but like. im gonna be so honest rn.

you make your way to this institute. BY CHOICE. you walk into MY office. you laugh about MY tape recorder. you make it very clear that you think we're a bunch of incompetent morons and are incredibly petty about the institute's reputation — which, YES, is BAD for GOOD REASON but your BITCHASS is still here SITTING IN MY OFFICE and MAKING IT MY PROBLEM.

man FUCK you AND your statement. i'd be telling people to eat shit so often Jonah would have to figure out how to fire my ass. GO TALK TO A GODDAMN SHRINK

[scuddle-bubble101]

Not sure if anyone is awake, but hey, sound off if you also can't sleep.

(where's my insomniacs at? lol)

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage