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honestly this whole 8 person multikill did give a lot of legitimacy to skizz's assertion that there are two sides to this server: the bad guys (the villains and the cabin crew) and the good guys (everyone else). Cause this session nearly all of those "good guys" were killed en masse by the "bad guys".
Like sure half of the villains and the cabin crew didn't know what was going on but I don't know if they'll find much solidarity with the other people blindsided by it when they were completely spared and their teammates are the ones who did the kill.
(This is the person who made spreadsheets for Secret Life and Wild Life, btw)
Y'all help I'm trying to make a spreadsheet for Past Life but I can't figure out how to count square hole kills. At first I just gave half a kill to Grian and half a kill to Gem but now Pearl is also participating and it's starting to get complicated how should I do this:
How should I credit Square Hole deaths?
1/3 kill each to Grian, Gem, and Pearl
1 full kill to all three of them
1 kill to Grian only (main perpetrator imo)
Trade off who gets credit
Secret 5th option (please help)
For context, here's the link to the spreadsheet as it exists in it's current state
I like that people are just agreeing on this dynamic with them
god once I watch a bit more lifesteal I wanna write something about them and like paranoia, or maybe just anxiety. Cause specifically as a rekrap viewer, he’s got so many little tics almost. Using invis and standing on crafting tables and such in rooms that might be trapped. And then like even in other players like clown, when Branzy was mentioning how he got the offer to betray him, clown like does the unloading chucks thing to check for traps under them !!! I love how cautious and worried these guys are
the canary escaped the mine but left the miner behind to die.
fun fact there's a pretty sizable area under the greater smp just absolutely INFESTED with mushrooms. like i have never seen so many of these spread so far before
The fact that I have heard more than one minecraft hardcore youtuber refer to baby zombies as 'Philza Killers' and treat them with extreme wariness and caution not extended to other mobs is Very Funny like oh no we can't fuck with the undead toddler it killed God once
Phil: I'm not sure what I think about this cape on the Elytra, I kinda like it? [Snaps his fingers] You know what it kinda reminds me of? It kinda reminds me of Techno's cape.
[Thunder rumbles above him 🌩️]
Phil: Techno? [Laughs] I'm kidding. It's a sign! We're doing it–
So like what is happening here. Tommy is pretending to be a super dudebro youtuber and Schlatt is pretending to be a parasocial youtuber and theyre both mortal enemies who want each other dead. Once you reach a certain level of popularity do you just start Doing Shit
also okay. look i know ren and doc play into the rendoc thing all the time but it is IMMENSELY funny to me that doc has decided to start directly calling ren his husband....... but only for the purpose of recusing ren as a witness because he can't be called in to testify against his own husband as a conflict of interest thing. this is insane to me. rendoc marriage is real (it is real for purposes of crime),
to those asking: from cleo's stream today. he both says in chat "well ren's my husband he doesn't have to testify" (cleo, baffled: "is doc proposing?") and says out loud with his mouth that ren's his husband so it doesn't matter if he's a witness (scar, quietly: "oh they got married good for them"). the funniest part of this is that the way doc says it suggests that he thinks everyone else should already know he and ren are married and that this is an obvious thing that has always been true, as opposed to an insane thing that he has only said today. i love this. rendoc fully canon now i guess,
happy pride month everyhermit
see the best unintended effect of the translator mod is that it made every moment on the server immediately reaction memeable because every word that was said was transcribed in real time above their heads. it's like how buzzfeed unsolved's blue and yellow text was so immediately memeable, bc the quips were already written out so all fans needed was a well timed screenshot. now we have screenshots like this, delivered right to our front door:
but the fact that they're translations ALSO gives the added fun of MIStranslations, so you get things like roier saying "young guy" in english with the translations set to spanish and producing "john gay".
like every oneliner ever delivered in a conversation is almost INSTANTLY memeable as long as someone is looking and that's honestly fucking hilarious
no, tommyinnit bisexual was not on my 2024 bingo card. or 2023. or 2022. or 2021 for that matter. bros living a fanfiction wdym he got married to his male best friend and then figured out that he might be bisexual. and tubbo still doesn’t want him which is by far the funniest part of it all
My one and only screenshot of Grian shooting Skizz
[26] i love how highlight on gem makes it look like he has a real gun
The dsmp will have been four years old this april. I remember being so innocent
"Oh neat. I get to spend a few weeks at home! Surely this covid thing won't last long. Oh cool, people on tumblr are posting about that minecraft youtuber i found! Woah!! He knows that other guy i'm subscribed to? I'll just follow some people, surely it won't be a long lasting thing!" <- doesn't know the extent of the brain damage it's condemning itself to
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The caption is so freaking sweet. It roughly translates to "Nice to meet you, little golden apple"