Please be kind to Geminis

Call me whatever you like. Any pronouns. ☽22☾ Animator. Hobbies: Art, Anime, Games. I post my art @vulpix_heart on instagram sometimes!

[agentromanoffsir]

some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

[thecollectibles]

Art by Kuri Huang

[thecollectibles]

The Collectibles: Best of 2022

[catcrumb]

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[timidsketch]

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

[roolsilver]

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

[nifinof]

Aki Hamaji (Bocchi the Rock!’s Author) had to close her booth at Comiket and move it outside because the queues she was getting were becoming a disruption (usually Comiket makes special preparations for popular artists but since she applied for her booth half a year ago and Bocchi only really exploded in the past couple of months, they weren’t in place for her.)

So now her booth is just all alone… outside…

[nifinof]

The queues…

[throwtime]

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

[throwtime]

So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.

Arrival:

So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”

Retrieval:

So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.

Delivery:

So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.

What a great day.

[impling]

I was thinking about this story for no reason and decided I should grace you all with it again.

[birdbranch-deactivated20241005]

bruce wayne thinks he and clark kent are aware of each other’s superhero identities but clark in fact Does Not

superman: hey bats what are you up tomorrow?

batman: i’m going to go hunting (rich people annual pigeon shooting)

superman in his mind: he’s a vampire

[molabuddy]

group of little girls who come together for playdates where they enact incredibly disturbing & elaborate narratives with their barbie dolls

[leathered-wayfarer]

the little girl that kept breaking all the barbie dolls so she can’t come over anymore

[mordeshakes]

My cat’s body is so loose and saggy that he blended in perfectly with a sweater on the ground. When my mom was cleaning up, she thought he was part of the sweater and grabbed him. :(

[queenhelenblackthorn]

love love love that the guy who carried around a gun on his waist everywhere he went cause "you never know when shit's gonna go down" did not carry an epipen for his lethal food allergy

[falseficus]

pussy corrosive

[falseficus]

[falseficus]

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate

[cloudofbutterflies]

I made uquiz to attempt to determine if you would make a good immortal.

[littlebirdofprey]

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

[technosauruspunk]

[fettiowi]

The funny thing about figuring out youre neurodivergent is looking through your family and starting to notice youre definitely not the only one

[fettiowi]

This post got way more attention than I thought it would

Really interesting reading people talking about their neurodivergent family members

[hanavbara]

wednesday as anime 🖤🕷️🕸️

[raphodraws]

Bubbles

feat. my personal highlight:

[fyretrobarbie]

Barbie PlayStation Controller with mini console (1999)

Second image by FEMICOM Museum.

[puppy95]

@cameronlulz