Freakenstein

20 Supernatural, Magnus Archives , philosophy and economics,witchcraft and history enthusiast, open to discussions of similar interests He/him/it/it’s

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[dogpuppy]

[royalhandmaidens]

sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship

miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR

cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not

fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee

europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”

fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”

pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

[royalhandmaidens]

the tags on this post are some of the funniest i’ve ever seen in my notifications but this one made me choke on my Mohammedan Gruel

[royalhandmaidens]

GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE

[carmarthenfan]

The coffee divorce thing seemed too funny to be true and it is in fact not true BUT there is a potential loophole in that if an Ottoman woman convinced her husband to conditionally swear that he would divorce her if he failed to provide sufficient coffee, it could theoretically happen in a specific case, although she'd have to provide proof in court of the lack of coffee, which seems tricky.

But IMO a conditional divorce pledge based on coffee is actually a funnier basis for a romcom than a generalized law.

[amadeusamantius]

I think people draw him too cute, so I made him cuter:3

[rockynewtoball]

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

[catchymemes]

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[danwithouttheplan]

I like big butts and yet I possess the capability to lie

[charlottan]

-one of the two guards

[fossilizedmiku-deactivated20260]

(-@4rsene)

[bookishdiplodocus]

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

[redeadepression]

Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

[ladyofthecatqueendom]

Here’s hoping for luck in nanowrimo!

[we-are-making-it-up-as-we-go]

DEAN WINCHESTER IS, AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN, QUEER. HE JUST DIDN’T TELL THE AUDIENCEEEEEEE

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈

Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please

[un1ovab1e]

“gender is a game and i’m winning”

“gender is a game and i’m using cheat codes”

gender is a game and i’m ignoring the main objectives to decorate my base and romance npcs

[junkiepunkie]

Cas listening to Vincent (starry starry night) in the car when he’s insane is so important to me.

the chorus literally goes “Now I understand What you tried to say to me And how you suffered for your sanity And how you tried to set them free They would not listen, they did not know how Perhaps they'll listen now”

He’s- he has gone insane and hE’S UNDERSTANDING HIS FATHER BECAUSE HE’S FELT WHAT BEING GOD FEELS LIKE BUT ALSO HE’S UNDERSTANDING THE BEAUTY OF HUMANS-

SEDATE ME!!!!

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[cursebook]

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

[spltlvlhous]

this but dykes

[teddyb3arb1tes]

Wearing ballet flats w colour matched frilly socks be like;

“Oh-ho-ho I’m a lil jester, corporate jester coming through!”

[thesweetiepienovels]

“No one is coming to save you.” I disagree ! I believe many people made up of many small moments come to save pieces of you , even if just briefly. The mentor who believed in you . The friend who said they’re proud of you. The family member that makes you laugh . The random person who held the door for you out of nothing but kindness. The teacher who took extra time to help you understand. The person who smiled at you when you walked into a store. The little kid who looks up to you. The person who randomly complimented you. Being “saved” isn’t about being whisked away and all your hardships gone, it’s about the people and things that remind you life is not all hardships, it is kindness, love, gentleness, softness, care, thoughtfulness. It is many moments made up of your lifetime that keeps you going and showing you the world is still beautiful, and will always be. Despite.