Things I Love

(also me trying to be funny sometimes)

[redguns]

[sdqubeley]

[gauntletqueen]

[netta-knight]

Enjoy a little Ianthe in the Hades style :)

[coughloop]

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

[smellslikera1n]

“dulcinea”, casually saying “i feel like i’ve been dying for ten thousand years” :

[cigfigsfan]

POV your 12 year old coworker keeps saying insane shit

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[sylvyspritii]

Thank you Marcus Aurelius

[theriverbeyond]

i guess we doin Ơ̴̢̧̙̗͖͍͕͈͚͓̞̣̜̗̘̥̺͔̦̠̠̻̬̼͔͈̹̏̎̈́̓̎̀̆̚ͅṘ̶̨̨̹̱͚̖͖̦̙̱͔͓̠̹̼͍͉̪͇̩̦͎͈̱̣̱̥̫̦̒͝T̴͖͙͓͈̞͖̤̹̪̲̣̭͈̯̝̼̦̬̰͔͗̐̽̓̒̂͋͒͂͛̽̂̐͗̀̎͊̒̌̓͘͜͜͜͠͠͠U̵͉͙͓̝̟̮̦͇͉̩̺̙͙̜͔̔̃͂̇̽̈̊́̈́̈́̇̓͆̂̑̓̀͆̌̑̕̚̚͠ͅS̴̢̠̥̭̤̣̏̃̄͌̏̔͒͌̑́͊̓̓̃́͂̾̿͐͑̂̚͠ now

[kirkwallers]

𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐓𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐀𝐒 from Rook's Introduction. In Dragon Age: The Veilguard.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

this is incredible 

[plasmalogical]

You Might Think She Loves You for Your Money But I Know What She Really Loves You For It’s Your Secured Data

[xelbleedsglitter]

This could all have been prevented with NordVPN

[faderifter]

kids these days don’t know what it’s like to get fine dwarven crafts direct from orzammar

[celestialhouses]

dare I say harrowhark nonagesimus

[rosenkranz-does-things]

saw this polar bear picture and couldn't resist

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

I didn't remember Ianthe's exact age when I drew this but as it turns out. that girl is literally 22

[planetofsnarfs]

A.I. tried to recreate gymnastics and gave us a Lovecraftian nightmare of unimaginable terror

ALL HAIL OCTOBUTT!

[vlada-urazovas]

Biblically accurate gymnast

[frontpike]

finally, footage of the double onodi vault

[candycoateddoom]

clearly AI wasn't told anything about the code of points or whatever

[galgant]

get better soon, Anders!

[bodhrancomedy]

Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.

I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.

We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.

I’m terrible at chess.

[sepdet]

you won that fair and square

a really smart person would recognizw you were playing some variant of the classic chess strategy, "I just like the horsies"

[drsarcasticraspberry]

[miss-oranje]

on a second DA:I playthrough i’m noticing so much more foreshadowing in companion/advisor dialogue of how cadash/adaar/lavellan/tracelyan as a person HAS to be obliterated by the inquisition as a political, religious, and narrative force and the title of inquisitor.

mother giselle tells you from the beginning it doesn’t matter what you believe about being/not being the herald; you are an icon to the common people and the chantry.

josephine tells you after the truth about “andraste”/justinia is revealed in the fade—it doesn’t matter what you saw or felt, only what is remembered collectively.

dorian tells you if you ask to go with him to tevinter—you can never undo being the inquisitor, and would take away his agency just by being there.

varric tells you in haven that you’re a tragic hero, and asks at the wicked grace game if there is still a “you” separate from the inquisitor.

solas tells you in skyhold, if you tell him you intend to disband the inquisition, that the power you’ve amassed can’t be destroyed, and will only pass to less worthy hands if you relinquish it.

and all of that is just off the top of my head and comes up before ameridan’s name is ever mentioned.

and it’s all been said before but like! fuck! truth is the game was rigged from the start! you’ve been COOKED, inquisitor! YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME! it’s so fucking good

[miss-oranje]

ADDITION! lavellan is always talked about as THE origin that is most transformed & destroyed by being made “herald”/inquisitor, but personally i love love love how it unfolds with cadash.

there’s an act 1 conversation where josie asks about the rumor that cadash was (is) carta, in which you can choose from varying levels of truthfulness & violent criminality. at the end of her little interview, josie uncomfortably says that she’ll find a way to spin this to the human aristocracy & clergy. cadash’s entire life up to this point is now an awkward, explosive secret that someone else is responsible for defusing.

their status as a casteless criminal also gives a special weight to conversations with sera where she says the inquisitor is “up there,” in danger of getting “too big to like.” but cadash is a citizen of nowhere. they’ve always been a powerless, scrounging exile on a low-hanging branch of an organized crime family. so if they are not that, if they now have gold and influence and manpower to flash around, if orzammar can be bullied into recognizing a surfacer herald, if they have a castle staffed with little people who fear & obey them, if they’re not little people anymore… then they aren’t cadash. right?

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[little-scribblers-heart]

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.