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[officialprincefroggy]

Mrs. Claus opens "The Year Without a Santa Claus" by claiming the eponymous year took place "before you were born". Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.

Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.

Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.

But still this can be narrowed further.

When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.

Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.

[nylarac]

[targetedknowledge]

[catchymemes]

[tgirl-thucydides]

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

[orpheuslament]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[orpheuslament]

stop telling me how actually i should just swallow it up & be a bitch in like a groupchat or something i dont careeee i dont wanna do that i just wanna bite someone full jaw strength & feel every layer of skin & muscle give in until i reach bone just because they pissed me off

[dogpuppy]

[bathroomcube]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[visenyaism]

hey it’s me your rep from the gay cousins union I just want remind you before the thing tomorrow that you have rights and should know them: you ARE entitled to one paid 30 minute walk around your old neighborhood, one cigarette at an otherwise inopportune time, and if more than 3 people say something about your outfit or haircut you get time and a half

[beardedmrbean]

She's trying to contribute like the good kitty she is

[penandinkprincess]

girl it's a load-bearing 8 seconds

[zobushka]

@librarycards

[laeffy]

It's that time of year again

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

The Chief Graphic Designer:

[nathanierblog]

McCalls Pikachu Plush 2512 Sewing Pattern

This thing has been out of print for like, 26 years and some of us want to make chubby classic pikachu so uh... I figure it's okay to share bc it's kinda hard to get your hands on the remaining physical copies.

Bonus points: Aelith made some embroidery/applique files for it too

McCalls Pikachu Plush P462 Sewing Pattern - Redrawn for Archiving Purposes

Remade by AeilithArt so that we could use the pattern without like, destroying it. It's not exact since it's trace, but it's p much the same

[guerrillatech]

[depsidase]

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4