The world's suddenly upside down...

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

take everything i say with a hint of lime

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[triceratopseee]

Next week is midterms, I’m NOT taking any chances

[carriethecakerealedition]

i am NOT risking my life

[thelivingjoke]

I don’t even know who this is but I am falling for the superstition anyways. No curses please!

[aftonfamilyvalues]

"i watched porn as a child and turned out fine" is this generations "i got beat as a child and turned out fine"

[teddykaczynski]

im so sick of hearing men make the argument that its totally normal to be attracted to 13-17 year old girls because of fertility the falseness of it just angers me so much

[the-rad-menace]

Next time a man says that shit to you to excuse his/other men's pedophilia, hit him with this graph from the CDC.

Mothers with the lowest infant mortality rates are 30-34. Mothers 35-39 have slightly lower infant mortality rates than mothers who are 29-30.

Mothers 40 and over have comparable rates with mothers 20-24.

The infant mortality rate skyrockets for girls under twenty, and the younger the mother is, the higher the risk.

[mesetacadre]

real and true

[duncebento]

truuuuuuu my pet koi read this and went straight for ma clit

[uptownthots]

isn’t it weird how “auditory processing disorder that ONLY makes you incapable of listening to rap” is only found in nonblacks isn’t that an interesting natural phenomenon that’s totally real

[uptownthots]

just like anxiety that makes you Scared but only of brown people on the bus

[uptownthots]

tried to talk big but then the Bus Instinct™️ kicked in and they got scared lol

[hexblooddruid]

Oh my GOD

[redstonedust]

i think its fun when gay couples have the same fashion sense. walkin around like homosexual tweedle dum and tweedle dee. i didnt even know my old worldplace had two different blonde sufer girls until i saw one of them sitting in the others lap.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

[kadegreene]

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

[thealienssayhello-deactivated20]

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

[sev-wildfang]

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

[nostrem]

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

[concurrent-sufferings]

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

okay

where did we lose you

[grantwilson]

why are people like this

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[tehmhachi]

i turned myself into a vagina morty... I'm...

I'M PUSSY RICKKKKKKKKKK

[lizardsfromspace]

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE

Quantum is the most powerful substance known to man

One gram of quantum could power the Earth for five years

Quantum is a kind of slime-like substance

Everyone who has studied quantum physics has been afflicted with "dimensional madness"

All governments will fight for even one pint of quantum

He who controls the "quantum factor" controls "the power of quantum". Or she I guess. Or they. Neopronouns can master the "quantum factor" too

[13thpythagoras]

our dimension is the red slice, all the other ghost "dark" dimensions that are loosely bound by gravity only (?) are the rest of the pie chart.

we call it dark matter and dark energy because we don't understand it, and cannot see it, yet I feel like this is a Blindspot in our lexicon, so as someone who is anti-racist, and has extremely good night vision, I'd prefer to call it ...ghost matter and ghost energy.

perhaps you could call it also, "quantum slime" 😂🙌

[uncomfortablecliche]

it’s bc all that shit is simply not our business and it’s gross hubris that leads man to think we should or could conceptualize that which remains better hidden

[pillarsalt]

[yuujoh]

KILL HIM, YUGI! 

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[vvhack]

[tired-and-triggered]

I hope I will 🤞🤞

[blzarrelovetriangle]

I don't understand why ebeggars try to circumvent blacklist tags like saying (v*nmo). If I am blacklisting ebegging tags why would I donate just because you circumvented that. I dont care how much fibromyalgia you have and how trans you are I am not donating to your platform that you will use on weed and plushies

[blackhoody]

[p0tato-kn1shes]