ARABELLA

He'd rather stop breathing than see me again

[cowboy]

I love when people reblog posts that you're supposed to add tag commentary on with.. nothing.. like whats in your head girl..

[evilvillain123456789]

my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

[howtoautism]

how to stop endlessly analyzing your own behavior as if you were a scientific experiment

[wellbutrinboy]

no one talk to me today i diagnosed myself with female hysteria

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[winemom-culture]

[zizibutik]

that smile after "i live in the area" is a ranged spell that send you into rage

[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

[clungedestroyer]

[universtudy]

Please give a follow to my new studygram! I plan to move universtudy to a new platform, but I want all of you lovely followers to join me.

If you follow from your studygram, I’d love to follow you back so I can fill my feed with amazing inspiration. ❤️

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I love seeing bank rules that will never apply to me. My app was just like "you cannot deposit more than $5,000 daily to this account and I was like noted thanks

[tchaikovskaya]

if you have the android handwriting font and you’re considering posting a thread of screencapped tweets…… perhaps reconsider!

[pink-louboutins]

instead of dark mode, there should be a pink mode option

[pyomorphic]

[pyomorphic]

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

[random-jot]

[doona-baes]

[whywishesarehorses]

The girlfriend sent me this tik tok and honestly, yeah.

[kristina100000]

i literally despise anthony fantano he has nothing to offer to this world. listen to my opinions i am the one with hair