Look At All These Chicken!.

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[toastbutteregg]

youre insecure

dont know what for

[thesireofsorrow]

what if 😳 we decomposed in a bog 🌱💦 (and we’re both girls) 🤭👩‍❤️‍👩

[afterphantoms]

@patrexes

[slowheart]

anyone else think about the sigourney weaver snake venom nail polish scene from holes literally all the goddamn time

[naberiie]

i am, at my core, just….. such a complete sucker for the ‘bodyguard and person they’re protecting slowly falling in love’ trope. i love it, i love it so much

[jupiterlandings]

I’ll just leave this here…

[gghero]

college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today

college teacher:

[scottlangs]

i don’t trust people who hate good girls go bad by cobra starship ft. leighton meester

[fuks]

[pochowek]

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

[flanneldragon]

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

[elysiadragon]

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

[flanneldragon]

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

[playbill]

Check Out the New Moulin Rouge! Marquee Lighting Up Broadway

[prasejeebus]

Me after I’ve realized things in the year of realizing stuff

[goodoldfashionedfanboy-deactiva]

Friendly reminder that

Bisexuality isn’t transphobic or nbphobic

Bisexuality can include nb genders

Bisexuality isn’t better than pansexuality

Pansexuality isn’t transphobic or biphobic

Pansexuality does not mean ‘attraction to men, women and binary trans people,’ it means ‘attraction to all genders/regardless of gender’

Pansexuality isn’t better than bisexuality

Stop trying to divide two communities that should support each other. Fighting each other is exactly what cishets want in order to divide us and keep oppressing us. Do better.

[scorpioetry]

male fragility

[scorpioetry]

bonus:

[kristina100000]

[emma-d-klutz]

She’s right though. Soir means night

[butchflirt]

Shut the fuck up his mom just died

[sunwukxng]

Probably out of embarrassment over him messing up bonsoir

[wizardshark]

men be like my mom just died time to go on a dating app

[neverthere12345]

[origamityler-deactivated2016101]

The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long

[experimental-sponge]

Best quote from that thread: “To give the gang a slight advantage, We’ll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise.”

[como-chin-gas]

[byrneing]

today my therapist told me that sometimes negative feelings like guilt, anxiety, self loathing, etc are like the hiccups. they’re uncomfortable, we don’t like them, there’s no way to turn them off; they can even be incapacitating for a while. we don’t always know where they came from or when they’ll go away, so sometimes instead of focusing on why we feel a certain way we need to get better at recognizing its temporary nature, keeping perspective, and enduring discomfort. i feel like a lot of self-improvement rhetoric is about pinpointing specific causes for negative thoughts/behaviors so you can eradicate them, but people with chronic mental illness really need to work on allowing themselves to experience these feelings without going into a downward spiral.

[kylos]

You’re a Derry Girl now James. I’m serious. It doesn’t matter that you’ve got that stupid accent, or that your bits are different to mine. It’s because being a Derry Girl is a fucking state of mind! And you’re one of us.

DERRY GIRLS (2018—)