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Welcome to my blog(: Basically, I'm Sam, I'm 21, and i love you very much 

[typhlonectes]

[theforgottenjew]

[apathetic-revenant]

can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding. 

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[shock]

love that ubereats calls food delivery “couriers” like it’s some drastic perilous journey to bring me my sandwich

[shock]

Benny shot me in the head for a chicken ranch sub now it’s my mission to kill him dead

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[greelin]

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

[greelin]

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

[medusabraids]

[timefriend]

the new and improved ouija board will now have emojis on it

[timefriend]

me: is anyone there… ghost: -slaps my hand over to the 😂-

[pinesinthewoods-deactivated2023]

Do you ever see a post that you agree with on some level, but it’s worded in an aggressive and mean-spirited way, so you’re just kind of

[meloetta]

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

[emosad420]

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

[meloetta]

[spideyandstark]

peter: iron man

peter: iron man

peter: does whatever an

peter: iron can

peter: does he rust?

peter: yes he does

peter: and once he watched me

peter: turn to dust—

tony: [microphone crashing, muffled screaming]

[totallysparky]

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

I really like the way Sakurai said he didn’t include BOTW Princsss Zelda “because she prefers her studies instead of fighting” because it implies that every other Princess Zelda is 100% ready to Throw Down

[queen-of-hearts92]

So if BOTW Zelda could speak to the other Zeldas it would boil down to:

BOTW Zelda: What should I do to resolve this?

Literally every other Zelda:

[bratz1999]

That’s why the goddess would never talk to Zelda because she’s a fucking square

[skrotchevo]

[inahiddenplace]

being an adult is just… calling people that’s literally it… just calling people you don’t want to call about problems you don’t want to have to be solving.. it’s disgusting

[catboymoments]

Not to be 2015 on main but undertale deserved so much better and I’m still pissed. The soundtrack was incredible and the storyline was captivating and all the art was charming as hell, it had ACTUALLY GOOD humor and top notch character design and the message of the whole game was !!!!! So great!!!! Not to mention it had not one, not two, but SEVEN LGBT CHARACTERS that weren’t taken as jokes and were like explicitly that way!!! Why did undertale get the fate it got!!!!!! I’m so mad!!!!!!!

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am: