chima put on your microphone

[cooourtniiix333-deactivated2011]

If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies in 13 days.

[jaethefade]

don’t fucking play with me like this the fuck is wrong with y’all

[hanthelion]

I know these things aren’t real and I scrolled past it but it didn’t feel right so now I’m back here reblogging this stupid ass post because I love my dad damn it

[yungxgriff]

NAH LOOK TODAY MY DAD WAS LIKE HEY BREAK ME OUT A MTN DEW AND HE ALWAYS SAYS THAT BUT LIKE TODAY WAS MY LAST DAY WORKING WITH HIM AND I WAS LIKE THIS MIGHT BE THE LAST TIME I HEAR THIS AND THIS IS BAD JUJU I CANT FUCK WITH IT LOVE U DAD

[thisisnotkwistal]

Omg

[jaaxie-deactivated20160112]

if i reblog this can he still die or is it not an option anymore

[ysabelita]

FUCK U. NOW I GOTTA HAVE THIS UGLY ASS POST ON MY BLOG AND MY POOR FOLLOWERS GONNA HAVE IT TOO. FUCK

[a11ife3li5n0thin9]

i’m sorry

[adoresobs]

…sooo, i apologize-

[hydroponicjj]

i-i cannot take the risk. i do be sorry doe. 😳

[butlerbabe]

I’m sorry y’all I love my dad

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[victimnoises]

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[nounamegirl]

I am REALLY needing anything good, even if it’s just 5 cents on the floor

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[silver-couture-deactivated20260]

this is my favourite thing

[proqressions-deactivated2014021]

OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT

[urdreamgirll-deactivated2016061]

This really worked I wished for an iPhone 6 and I got a fucking iPhone 6

[4-02am]

HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED

[exotichoe]

@fuck-yo-feelingsss OMGG FATIMA MY WISH IS GONNA COME TRUE 😂😂

[bliss-folly]

BLISSFOLLY

[silver-couture-deactivated20260]

THIS WORKS, IVE USED IT SO MANY TIMES AND ONLY REALISE IT WORKS NOW THAT I LOOK BACK AND SEE HOW THINGS WORKED OUT OMF

[exxoticsugar-xo-deactivated2025]

Yo. This actually works lol

Reblog forever.

[badboujeebaby]

Whew - fingers crossed

[thelavendercharm]

I wish to find the perfect SD ✨

[forgetmianot]

Here goes…

[stallingdemons]

Come back to me 🤭

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[bblunatic]

Kristen: “How many HOH’s did Nicole win so far?”

Me:

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[roseseafoam]

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[pikachucastiel-deactivated20220]

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

[prinxieties]

I got Donald Duck wtf

[thekatqueen23]

Boop

[jellybelly30]

I got a sparkly Nicholas Cage.

[tkyle]

Kim Richards vs. Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam ASMR

[that-twink-over-there]

The plastic cup sound is SENDING ME

[dankmemeuniversity]

[march25ths]

I CANT BYRWYFHEHE

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[hoodnearthy]

yes.

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[boomerbuzzard-deactivated201902]

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

[iamrushin-deactivated20230412]

lmao omg

[admhawthorne]

Ha ha… I hate this site

[30-minute-memes]

Thomas Jefferson Writing an Early Draft of the Declaration of Independence, 1775 (Colourized)

[wrcngsideofhistory]

that’s cringe moodboard

[just-shower-thoughts]

Thicc is when you have curves in all the right places but scoliosis is when you have curves in all the wrong places.