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Representatives of the 501st Legion: Capital City Garrison posing with Ottawa Humane Society shelter animals. Happy Star Wars Day! May The Fourth Be With You! Photo Credit The.Rohit Ottawa Citizen

halloweenskellington

nueuhell

based on a tumblr post pls add if it you find it.

skeleton-orb

snaxle-archive-deactivated20251

i love joining discord servers and then never saying anything ever

#(:

moonepiphanyyyy

I keep seeing people making Minecraft animals out of little wood blocks and painting them. I'm deadass about to make a Minecraft cat for my room 💀

Like you can't tell me this shit isn't cute.

#cute

sa2ha

amazing

steveyockey

due to sleep inflation 1 hour of sleep is now worth 37 minutes

evilwizard

a group of mystery-solving teens break into my wizard tower and—after a series of whimsical and spooky hijinks—manage to tie me up and say “alright gang, time to see who’s really behind this ugly ‘evil wizard’ mask,” and then they pull on my face and i go “ow…”

krongus

Would you like Krongus to remove the teens from the premises

evilwizard

jeepers. just throw em in the pit

krongus

Which pit?

The tower possesses 3 pits

evilwizard

the—the death pit, obviously

krongus

Krongus is unsure of the morality of condemning the teenagers to the death pit

evilwizard

would you do it for a krongy snack

tiralatele

finofilipino

Wait for the master.

thebroccoligoblin

The amount of confidence oozing from this dude

jumpingjacktrash

i re-watched it several times, looking for what he does differently. finally i spotted it. look at the line of motion in his strike. it’s not especially fast, he doesn’t wind up more than the others, and it’s not a matter of strength – the guy who knocked over the stand probably put more muscle into it. but there’s a unity of movement he has that the others lack. his body and sword are all one curve. everything moves at once along the same line.

from a physics perspective, that means all the force he’s applying is concentrated at the point of contact between his sword’s edge and the target, and it moves at just the speed that breakage propogates through the material. too slow and it wouldn’t have enough force; too fast and he’d get ahead of the break, shoving the target over instead of cutting it.

from a writing perspective, that means that i should focus on describing a master swordsman’s smoothness more than their strength or speed, and can also have witnesses be confused at the effectiveness of strikes that don’t actually seem all that fast.

giuliaciulia89

Martial arts are all about physics, my karate sensei is has a mechanic/physics diploma and he loves to explain the biomechanics of human body and how this was turned into fight via martial arts. It’s a very good way to teach. The sword master has a larger stance of the feet, much more than the others, allowing his barycenter to lower and thus giving more stability. This, united with the movement of the sword that follows the angle of his body increases the power of the blow without actually using too much muscle strength. Pretty sure he’s also just tending (not contracting) the muscles under the armpits, near the rib cage, the serratus anterior. That makes a huge difference.