skeletons in my closet

infp. 4. slytherin. catholic but like, in a punk way

[tessapherr]

Forest Lawn Cemetery, Buffalo NY

[ofmiceandcheeze]

[apas-95]

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

[baroquepopcorn]

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

Hey girl I trapped your boyfriend in a poll. don't worry he'll be fine, he just needs to outrun the tsunami. sorry

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[blacktipreefsharkwizarding]

[magical-bear-dubin]

Such a narrow escape

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

Next time we'll get him

[nico-the-overlord]

Hey wait we can reblog with polls

Save him again. Or not…

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Voting ended onMar 10, 2024

[catchymemes]

[quasi-normalcy]

Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the Gods? Where's a dumbass Hercules To gamely eat Tide Pods?

[mothcicle-deactivated20230920]

it's a new day + the sun rose + you're alive + you're alive + you're alive + your heart is beating + you're breathing + you're alive

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[chaos-n-kindness]

[sandersstudies]

It’s interesting how sometimes when you’re sick, before you actually feel pain or other symptoms your body just has a bad vibe. Like there’s evil in my organs. Dunno what it is but something bad is cooking in there.

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[milf-adjacent]

Whoever made that tag doesn't realize how much we love 80s Synthwave Numb Bob Fan Dance in this home

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fixed

[inthefallofasparrow]

[double--cross-d]

This post is a train wreck.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[gaymoods]

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

[inthefallofasparrow]

[free-post-store]

$0

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[escuerzoresucitado]

[catchymemes]

[mornington-the-crescent]

A Jew in Soviet Russia is sitting on a park bench, reading a book on Hebrew. A soldier approaches him, and demands to know what he is doing.

“I am learning Hebrew,” the Jew says, “for one day, I may go to Israel.”

The soldier scoffs. “You will never go to Israel, Jew.”

The Jew nods. “I know I might not, but Hebrew is also the language of Heaven.”

The soldier smirks. “And what if you do not go to Heaven?”

“I’ll be fine,” says the Jew with a shrug, “I already speak Russian.”

[eric-coldfire]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Savage

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Reminds me of the joke that got priest Joseph Müller executed by the nazis.

“A wounded German soldier on his deathbed asks to see the people for whom he’s laid down his life. In response, a nurse comes and puts a picture of Hitler on one side of him and a picture of Goering on the other. The soldier smiles and gives one last contented sigh. ‘At least I can die like Jesus Christ. Between two criminals.’”

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Clowning on authoritarians is a time honored tradition

[cassieisclose-deactivated201502]

[redishyellow]

My idol

[kissmyasajj-deactivated20160512]

This will never not be funny.

[annies-booobs]

a hero for the ages

[dapper-ghosts]

This is poetry

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[theindependentconservative]

Reblog to save a life.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

[falseknees]

Happy Febuary everyone!