A Brief History of Nearly Nothing

Mostly shit.

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

Tom Holland on the set of Captain America: Civil War

[eric-coldfire]

Young spider shows off to momma spider who can’t be bothered.

[seriousfic]

“Mom, are you watching? Mom! Mom! You’re not watching!”

[moved-to-bmoviescreamqueen]

!URGENT!! PLEASE HELP ME SAVE MY DOG!!! PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST

I didn’t want to have to do this but I cannot think of anything else, My beautiful white german shepherd rescue, Yuki, is extremely sick. He has been incredibly lethargic, non active, and depressed. At first we thought he just had a limp, but he has only gotten worse and now, he will not even eat any food we give him. We have no idea whats going on with him. We are poor as hell because of financial abuse by my dad and cannot afford to even take him to get him A DIAGNOSIS, which would cost us a few hundred dollars. We must know whats wrong with him to get a clear estimate what our bill will be. We barely even have money to feed our family of 4, my father is financially abusive to us and will not help, and has made our life a living hell for as long as my mom has raised us. He has given her PTSD where she cannot cope with having a job at the moment, and we have recently been drained of money because of my moms dental emergency, and basically everything is hitting us at the exact same time. I do not want to lose my dog because we cannot afford a vet, I never ask for donations on here but this is urgent. He is getting WORSE every day, I love him with all my heart and I am so sad it has come to this. Any amount helps, I would be forever grateful! MY PAYPAL IS: www.paypal.me/SAlbee Thank you for reading PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST.

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[superpimplatin69]

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

[fiofirefox]

I love this so much!

[inconvenientsarcasm]

I arrive at the park

Dinosaurs: Released

Tits: Out

Life: Finds a way

I am forcibly airlifted from Jurassic Park.

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[luxlightly]

I find it ridiculous that we still use “Horsepower” as a unit of measurement in this day and age. It means nothing to me. I have no idea of how much power a horse has and I’m frankly terrified to even contemplate it. 

[dappermouth]

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[amorverde]

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

[transmxnfenris]

the worst part is when their all “we can’t all be neurotypical, Karen” like listen, I’m not neurotypical I’m just trying to get better jesus

[fierceawakening]

Even Bigger Mood

[eventheghostsaregivingup]

[skingrit]

me, nodding sagely: (thinking) he must be right. hes wearing two pairs of glasses.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[softhoneybuns]

That paw’s GLOWIN

[news1es-forever]

Is no one talking about the dog’s face?

[tariqah]

For the majority of women of the proletariat, equal rights with men would mean only an equal share in inequality, but for the “chosen few”, for the bourgeois women, it would indeed open doors to new and unprecedented rights and privileges that until now have been enjoyed by men of the bourgeois class alone. But each new concession won by the bourgeois woman would give her yet another weapon for the exploitation of her younger sister and would go on increasing the division between the women of the two opposite social camps. Their interests would be more sharply in conflict, their aspirations more obviously in contradiction.

-Alexandra Kollontai

[kaijutegu]

reblog if the best idea that you could come up with was falling over and lying on the ground like a lump

[daetur]

@ilikeyoshi

[paulsebert]

[justnoodlefishthings]

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

[lesbianrey]

hey guys im hungry should i order some wings

[clarbage]

here they come

[lesbianrey]

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