Textbooks and History

I like mathematics and Physics. History is okay.

[spockfallsinlove]

Have you seen this yet

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.

[curiooftheheart]

Really three because I also had to read OP’s name

[shitpostbot5k]

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[fullychaoticpatrol]

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

[decepti-geek]

#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate 

[godlessondheimite]

doctor banner and mr. hulk

[nudityandnerdery]

[bobo-tucci]

those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?

[metalbatteryzone]

they are now and they’re at your door

[bobo-tucci]

[dark-mlm-suggestion]

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

imagine a burger saying this haha

[inabasket]

Target has a “Halloween Dachshund Skeleton” and one of the product photos is a room with nothing in it except the skeleton.

[inabasket]

[shingojira]

great news you can get all of stacys dad into a gif under 3mb

[duskdragonxiii]

Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass

[duskdragonxiii]

What a life

[duskdragonxiii]

Do centaurs graze

[duskdragonxiii]

Can u just catch a centaur grabbing that green shit from the ground and shoving it into thier mouth hole

[duskdragonxiii]

Majestic

[bitterwaters]

centaurs do not graze. their human faces are not designed for chomping cellulose all day. from this we can infer that they have an omnivorous digestive system to match, and thus a narrower abdomen than horses. centaurs are sleek, deadly consumers of everything but grass unless they have an extra horse head growing out the human tummy in which case all bets are off

[spearxwind]

actually, every single reply to this post is either wrong or a coward, so here’s my nuclear take

[great-tweets]

lmaoooooooo

[shoolis]

[adhdwerewolfgf]

[adimals-deactivated20201112]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[animals-riding-animals]

frog riding snake

[saltrat88]

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

I am fucking dying

[jumpingjacktrash]

i’ve never heard such a good attenborough impression i’m rolling

[purplefictionmom]

It’s completely worth it to unmute

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[helioptiles]

FRESH OATS

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[helioptiles]

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[helioptiles]

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[lord-brixie]

I saw this post at 5:00 in the morning and dismissed it as a fever dream and I scroll to find it was real

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peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

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peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

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tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

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thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield

peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK

thor: …….nvm

[succulentbud]

this is uber. am outside