Call Me LazyJade

My personal blog full of my opinions and feelings//Eng//Go follow my artblog instead! @lazyjadeart

[textingskeletons]

When I feel like shit and start spiraling, showers and drinking water always makes me feel better…I’m starting to think there’s something to this whole “water” thing…has anyone ever looked into this?

[rainie-is-seasonchange]

Evening light with hydrangea.

Tokyo, Japan.

[textingskeletons]

Croutons r like cat treats for humans

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[spell-fox]

For context Farage can't be prosecuted for this while not in office. His tactic is to be re-elected to show he is a man of the people beating all other parties (and therefore laws don't apply??). Other parties have chosen not to run ostensibly because it lends legitimacy to his stunt but more likely because it is a Reform stronghold and they are unlikely to challenge him anyway.

Except in the hour of need, a binface stepped up.

So either he gets in and is prosecuted, or he loses to a bin.

[what-we-gif-in-the-shadows]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 1.06 - Baron's Night Out

[textingskeletons]

Project Hail Mary was alright I guess.

[mossgirl]

[chimerakisu]

ik nobody's talking about these songs anymore but I've been thinkin about this ship ever since ERB came out so... I call this "Confessions of a Rotten Ego Renegade Boy" because it's dumb and it fits them

genuinely obsessed w this concept now might draw these gay sillies more

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[archaeologistproblems]

Extremely relatable content as an archaeologist.

[rainie-is-seasonchange]

Tokyo in full bloom.

[textingskeletons]

At a group dinner with professor. The topic of social media comes up. Tell my professor tumblr would be a good place to post his photography. He says he already has a blog, he tells me and I pull it up on my phone. Follow him right in front of him.

Go back to room. Suddenly remember who I am and what I post on here. Didn’t tell prof. my blog name but he’d probably know who I was if he went through his followers accounts. Block my professor. Pray to god he didn’t see any of my blog before it’s too late.

[textingskeletons]

Kind of shitting myself I’m really praying he doesn’t bring up the topic of Tumblr or ask for my blog name either blog would not be appropriate for him to follow/see😭

[textingskeletons]

Professor is asking me my blog name. Told him my art blog and weirdly enough nothing is popping up.

[textingskeletons]

Seeing “The Birth of Venus” in person in about an hour

[poppiesandpromises]

I write about

Fists

Jaws

The white knuckled

Flag waving

The bricks in my pocket

This vortex

Screaming obsidian

Behind my ribs

Lives every word

I ever swallowed

Every dream that ever died

[textingskeletons]

At a group dinner with professor. The topic of social media comes up. Tell my professor tumblr would be a good place to post his photography. He says he already has a blog, he tells me and I pull it up on my phone. Follow him right in front of him.

Go back to room. Suddenly remember who I am and what I post on here. Didn’t tell prof. my blog name but he’d probably know who I was if he went through his followers accounts. Block my professor. Pray to god he didn’t see any of my blog before it’s too late.

[textingskeletons]

Kind of shitting myself I’m really praying he doesn’t bring up the topic of Tumblr or ask for my blog name either blog would not be appropriate for him to follow/see😭

[pityreblogs-blog]

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

[textingskeletons]

At a group dinner with professor. The topic of social media comes up. Tell my professor tumblr would be a good place to post his photography. He says he already has a blog, he tells me and I pull it up on my phone. Follow him right in front of him.

Go back to room. Suddenly remember who I am and what I post on here. Didn’t tell prof. my blog name but he’d probably know who I was if he went through his followers accounts. Block my professor. Pray to god he didn’t see any of my blog before it’s too late.

[goonsgospel]

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