Call Me LazyJade

My personal blog full of my opinions and feelings//Eng//Go follow my artblog instead! @lazyjadeart

[textingskeletons]

Project Hail Mary was alright I guess.

[mossgirl]

[chimerakisu]

ik nobody's talking about these songs anymore but I've been thinkin about this ship ever since ERB came out so... I call this "Confessions of a Rotten Ego Renegade Boy" because it's dumb and it fits them

genuinely obsessed w this concept now might draw these gay sillies more

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[archaeologistproblems]

Extremely relatable content as an archaeologist.

[rainie-is-seasonchange]

Tokyo in full bloom.

[textingskeletons]

At a group dinner with professor. The topic of social media comes up. Tell my professor tumblr would be a good place to post his photography. He says he already has a blog, he tells me and I pull it up on my phone. Follow him right in front of him.

Go back to room. Suddenly remember who I am and what I post on here. Didn’t tell prof. my blog name but he’d probably know who I was if he went through his followers accounts. Block my professor. Pray to god he didn’t see any of my blog before it’s too late.

[textingskeletons]

Kind of shitting myself I’m really praying he doesn’t bring up the topic of Tumblr or ask for my blog name either blog would not be appropriate for him to follow/see😭

[textingskeletons]

Professor is asking me my blog name. Told him my art blog and weirdly enough nothing is popping up.

[textingskeletons]

Seeing “The Birth of Venus” in person in about an hour

[poppiesandpromises]

I write about

Fists

Jaws

The white knuckled

Flag waving

The bricks in my pocket

This vortex

Screaming obsidian

Behind my ribs

Lives every word

I ever swallowed

Every dream that ever died

[textingskeletons]

At a group dinner with professor. The topic of social media comes up. Tell my professor tumblr would be a good place to post his photography. He says he already has a blog, he tells me and I pull it up on my phone. Follow him right in front of him.

Go back to room. Suddenly remember who I am and what I post on here. Didn’t tell prof. my blog name but he’d probably know who I was if he went through his followers accounts. Block my professor. Pray to god he didn’t see any of my blog before it’s too late.

[textingskeletons]

Kind of shitting myself I’m really praying he doesn’t bring up the topic of Tumblr or ask for my blog name either blog would not be appropriate for him to follow/see😭

[pityreblogs-blog]

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

[textingskeletons]

At a group dinner with professor. The topic of social media comes up. Tell my professor tumblr would be a good place to post his photography. He says he already has a blog, he tells me and I pull it up on my phone. Follow him right in front of him.

Go back to room. Suddenly remember who I am and what I post on here. Didn’t tell prof. my blog name but he’d probably know who I was if he went through his followers accounts. Block my professor. Pray to god he didn’t see any of my blog before it’s too late.

[goonsgospel]

BY ONE VOTE!!!!

[summerscaries]

Whenever I (autistic) exhibit an autistic trait and it hurts someone’s feelings I never know if I should apologize. Bc on one hand I am sorry that I hurt their feelings, but on the other hand apologizing for my disability over and over is exhausting and makes me feel like I am a problem when I know it’s not my fault it’s just how I function.

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

The problem with having the perfect pfp is that when I wanna change it to something I’m obsessed with right now I’m like… but I don’t wanna change the pfp….. she’s so perfect and beautiful…….

[memeuplift]

[radicalgalaxxy]

God it’s so embarrassing that people are still actually religious. What do you MEAN?? You have faith in an invisible all-knowing mangod? Who hates certain groups of people for no reason? Who threatens his believers with eternal torture if they don’t believe in him enough? Like are you OKAY?? That’s so embarrassing for you 😭😭😭😭

[textingskeletons]

*Me once a year*

“Wow a lot of Star Wars content today…I don’t even watch the movies why am I following so many SW blo- oh okay it’s May the Fourth got it.”