[ominous-signs]

[post-uwuifier]

I wuv gimmick bwogs dey’we da wabid middwe schoowews of da tumbwr ecosystem UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[punctuation-completionist]

! ' - ...

4/22

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

would you rather have coffee but no more bacon or unlimited deltarune chapters and no cat boys?

coffee but no bacon

deltarune but no cat boys

Voting ended onJul 16, 2024

[ominous-signs]

Prime example all over here

[free-post-store]

$0

[aromanticofficial]

official gimmick post

[non-tyrannical-usa]

RAHHHHHHHH 🗽🗽🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!?! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 OH SAY CAN YOU SE

[maryland-officially]

o l d b a y

[your-fav-has-big-naturals]

this post has big naturals!

[arizona-official]

This post is now 120 degrees!

[radiation-detector-official]

THIS POST HURTS!!! TOO MUCH ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION!!!

[ominous-signs]

MY POOR POST

[official-wales]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿MAE🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿HEN🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿WLAD🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿FY🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿NHADAU🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿YN🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿ANNWYL🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿I🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿MI🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[textpost-taxonomy]

Textpost Taxonomy Detected:

Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Infraclass: Eutheria Order: Sirenia Family: Duodongidae Species: Duodong (Dugong dugon)

@ominous-signs @post-uwuifier @punctuation-completionist @randomly-generated-posts-machine @free-post-store @aromanticofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @maryland-officially @your-fav-has-big-naturals @arizona-official @radiation-detector-official @official-wales

[arizona-official]

she’s beautiful

[ominous-signs]

[post-uwuifier]

I wuv gimmick bwogs dey’we da wabid middwe schoowews of da tumbwr ecosystem UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[punctuation-completionist]

! ' - ...

4/22

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

would you rather have coffee but no more bacon or unlimited deltarune chapters and no cat boys?

coffee but no bacon

deltarune but no cat boys

Voting ended onJul 16, 2024

[ominous-signs]

Prime example all over here

[free-post-store]

$0

[aromanticofficial]

official gimmick post

[non-tyrannical-usa]

RAHHHHHHHH 🗽🗽🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!?! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 OH SAY CAN YOU SE

[maryland-officially]

o l d b a y

[your-fav-has-big-naturals]

this post has big naturals!

[arizona-official]

This post is now 120 degrees!

[radiation-detector-official]

THIS POST HURTS!!! TOO MUCH ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION!!!

[ominous-signs]

MY POOR POST

[official-wales]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿MAE🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿HEN🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿WLAD🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿FY🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿NHADAU🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿YN🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿ANNWYL🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿I🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿MI🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[textpost-taxonomy]

Textpost Taxonomy Detected:

Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Infraclass: Eutheria Order: Sirenia Family: Duodongidae Species: Duodong (Dugong dugon)

@ominous-signs @post-uwuifier @punctuation-completionist @randomly-generated-posts-machine @free-post-store @aromanticofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @maryland-officially @your-fav-has-big-naturals @arizona-official @radiation-detector-official @official-wales

[aromanticofficial]

diversity win! this duodong is aromantic

[ominous-signs]

[post-uwuifier]

I wuv gimmick bwogs dey’we da wabid middwe schoowews of da tumbwr ecosystem UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[punctuation-completionist]

! ' - ...

4/22

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

would you rather have coffee but no more bacon or unlimited deltarune chapters and no cat boys?

coffee but no bacon

deltarune but no cat boys

Voting ended onJul 16, 2024

[ominous-signs]

Prime example all over here

[free-post-store]

$0

[aromanticofficial]

official gimmick post

[non-tyrannical-usa]

RAHHHHHHHH 🗽🗽🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!?! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 OH SAY CAN YOU SE

[maryland-officially]

o l d b a y

[your-fav-has-big-naturals]

this post has big naturals!

[arizona-official]

This post is now 120 degrees!

[radiation-detector-official]

THIS POST HURTS!!! TOO MUCH ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION!!!

[ominous-signs]

MY POOR POST

[official-wales]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿MAE🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿HEN🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿WLAD🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿FY🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿NHADAU🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿YN🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿ANNWYL🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿I🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿MI🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[textpost-taxonomy]

Textpost Taxonomy Detected:

Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Infraclass: Eutheria Order: Sirenia Family: Duodongidae Species: Duodong (Dugong dugon)

@ominous-signs @post-uwuifier @punctuation-completionist @randomly-generated-posts-machine @free-post-store @aromanticofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @maryland-officially @your-fav-has-big-naturals @arizona-official @radiation-detector-official @official-wales

[i-make-things-into-faces]

This post has been turned into heads!!!

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[bingle-official]

this fucking post is 10 YEARS OLD WTF

[taketwo-moth]

What

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[textpost-taxonomy]

Textpost Taxonomy Detected:

Phylum: ✨Arthopoda✨ Subphylum Chelicerata Class: Arachnida Order: Opiliones Family: Pettalidae Species: Mite Harvestmen (Austropurcellia vicuna)

[ominous-signs]

[post-uwuifier]

I wuv gimmick bwogs dey’we da wabid middwe schoowews of da tumbwr ecosystem UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[punctuation-completionist]

! ' - ...

4/22

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

would you rather have coffee but no more bacon or unlimited deltarune chapters and no cat boys?

coffee but no bacon

deltarune but no cat boys

Voting ended onJul 16, 2024

[ominous-signs]

Prime example all over here

[free-post-store]

$0

[aromanticofficial]

official gimmick post

[non-tyrannical-usa]

RAHHHHHHHH 🗽🗽🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!?! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 OH SAY CAN YOU SE

[maryland-officially]

o l d b a y

[your-fav-has-big-naturals]

this post has big naturals!

[arizona-official]

This post is now 120 degrees!

[radiation-detector-official]

THIS POST HURTS!!! TOO MUCH ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION!!!

[ominous-signs]

MY POOR POST

[official-wales]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿MAE🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿HEN🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿WLAD🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿FY🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿NHADAU🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿YN🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿ANNWYL🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿I🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿MI🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[textpost-taxonomy]

Textpost Taxonomy Detected:

Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Infraclass: Eutheria Order: Sirenia Family: Duodongidae Species: Duodong (Dugong dugon)

@ominous-signs @post-uwuifier @punctuation-completionist @randomly-generated-posts-machine @free-post-store @aromanticofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @maryland-officially @your-fav-has-big-naturals @arizona-official @radiation-detector-official @official-wales

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[empersiannicole]

Somebody go up to ssj14goku with a gun and have them demonstrate their idea, then we’ll see who’s right and who’s wrong. It will indeed be a life changing discovery.

[bidoof]

The finger would block it

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[textpost-taxonomy]

Textpost Taxonomy Detected:

Phylum: Chordata Class: Amphibia Order: Anura Family: Hylidae Genus: Pseudis Species: Pseudis paradoxa (Paradoxal Frog)

[danielkanhai]

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

[sheriffsunshine]

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

[worldheritagepostorganization]

Works Heritage Post

[textpost-taxonomy]

Textpost Taxonomy Detected:

Phylum: Ctenophora Class: Nuda Order: Beroida Family: Beroidae Genus: Beroe Species: Beroe cucumis (Northern Comb Jelly)

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

[boslynboypunk]

I WILL ASSIST?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

[mavros-lykos]

Hermit crab??

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

THAT’S THE BITCH

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[textpost-taxonomy]

Textpost Taxonomy Detected:

Phylum: Mollusca Class: Chitons Order: Chiltonida Species: Tonicella lineata (Lined Chiton)

[kaijutegu]

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

[kaijutegu]

[kaijutegu]

his power grows

[kaijutegu]

please… he’s getting too strong…

[kaijutegu]

please… stop… i beg of you…

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[textpost-taxonomy]

Textpost Taxonomy Detected:

Phylum:  ✨Arthropoda✨ Subplylum: Chelicerata Class: Merostomata Order: Eurypterida Species: Sea Scorpion

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[textpost-taxonomy]

Textpost Taxonomy Detected:

Phylum: Chordata Class: Fish Fish Superclass: Agnatha Order: Lamprey Species: Lampetra planeri (Brook Lamprey)