welcome to satan’s asscrack

not actually arizona. i also don’t actually live in az anymore. minor and aroace, dont be weird. if you send me donation asks you’re getting blocked, reported, and publicly made fun of. pfp by @petitvivi!!!

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

WTH? Is this b/c grass doesn't grow in the desert?

[arizona-official]

yes.

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[queer-as-city-folk]

I need to get to Seattle...

[arizona-official]

the arizona license plate makes so much sense here.

[adobe-outdesign]

You have been isekai'd into the Pokemon world. Spin the wheel to decide what region you end up in

https://wheelofnames.com/xps-hdt

How do you feel about your region?

Wouldn't have it any other way

Not my favorite, but a nice area

Could be worse, I guess?

Eh...

I'm moving immediately

I have no idea where I am

[See results button]

Voting ended onApr 12

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[creepymutelilbugger]

ikanzame come to california ikanzame. your power will grow beyond mortal limits here ikanzame

[arizona-official]

ikanzame arizona is calling

[retquits]

so don't get too comfortable.

high resolution free to download [ here ]

[arizona-official]

Warning to AZ residents- ICE has been spotted raiding various sports bars across Phoenix, specifically targeting Zipps’ Sports Grill. Stay safe, warn others, and remember: ICE melts in AZ!

[drontes]

Last year, I spent so much time looking at other people's art and being genuinely amazed, not at just what they make, but at what they're willing to share. This year, I'm going to try to follow their lead by not just making more art, but by experimenting as well. So here's a study I did, combining the flat arts style of mid century animation and the birds of Arizona

[rhode-island-empire]

USAmericans: Which region are you from?

New England (Rhode Island Empire, Masshole Land, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine)

Mid-Atlantic (New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania)

South Atlantic (Delaware, Maryland, DC, Virginias, Carolinas, Florida, Georgia)

East North Central (Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin)

West North Central (Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Missouri, Dakotas)

East South Central (Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, Tennessee)

West South Central (Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas)

Mountain (Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, Colorado)

Pacific (California, Oregon, Washington, Alaska, Hawaii)

Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands, or Virgin Islands

Voting ended onJan 15

This is using the US Census Bureau definitions of regions.

Spread this all over the place, okay, hon?

[templepriest-motherfucker]

Say it with me folks:

“Eat the rich” means 1%ers and billionaires

middle class is closer to poverty than being a multimillionaire

“The rich” does NOT include children of billionaires (come on we’re at least slightly better than the plagues of Egypt)

Upper middle class children SHOULD NOT feel guilt over having money

Being aware of privilege and using your privilege to help others IS NOT a guilt trip

Constantly feeling guilty helps no one

Billionaires, however, should feel guilty over hoarding wealth.

Upper middle class is NOT rich

Black Lives Matter

Trans rights are human rights

[kelila-rivka]

My uncle was one of the top surgeons in the country. He was upper middle class definitely. When he got cancer, his insurance didn’t cover all the treatments he would need and after 5 years he drained his savings on cancer treatments (while still working most of that time) and eventually died because he couldn’t afford the expensive treatments that might have saved him.

If you are upper middle class and you get sick, it will likely bankrupt your family. It’s fucked.

[olddukeofficial]

For all of the idiots in the notes ^

[dancinbutterfly]

Honest to god - even if you make 6 figures a year? you're closer to poverty than true wealth. Check your shit and remember who your real allies and enemies are guys.

[uvradical]

A 6 figure income is a lot right? That’s say: 223,000 dollars a year Which is 112 dollars an hour. Most people would consider that upper middle class. That’s enough money to have a nice house, go on fun vacations. That’s slight more than the average doctor makes.

223,000 dollars is what Jeff Bezo makes in a minute

the well-off and the rich are not the same. 

[simonalkenmayer]

There was a wonderful study done about 15 years ago I think, that shows that people cannot accurately identify their income bracket. Most people who own a home think they are upper middle class when in fact they are closer to the poverty line. Even people living well below poverty often identify as middle class. The wealth gap is even worse now. I wonder if anyone actually knows their financial standing.

[ngkiscool]

This post is from 2020. Things did not improve.

[incognitopolls]

People in the US: what general region do you live in? Do you tend to get a "white Christmas" (snow on the ground) where you live?

Northeast; yes, it's common to have a white Christmas

Northeast; no

Southeast; yes, it's common to have a white Christmas

Southeast; no

Northern midwest; yes, it's common to have a white Christmas

Northern midwest; no

Southern midwest; yes, it's common to have a white Christmas

Southern midwest; no

Northwest; yes, it's common to have a white Christmas

Northwest; no

Voting ended onJan 2

No "show results" option because tumblr only allows 12 options.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[arizona-official]

excuse me? what of us, the humble southwest?

[headspace-hotel]

My version of "doomscrolling" nowadays is just going to iNaturalist, browsing pictures of animals and fantasizing about where I would introduce them outside of their natural range if I was some kind of ecology-focused evil scientist. I do this when I'm depressed. I don't know if it helps.

[i-love-hyenas]

Bring hyena to Texas put Texas in hyena paws humans can trust Texas to hyena pack yesss

[headspace-hotel]

How could I disagree with such a trustworthy source

[chekhovs-raygun]

animals i really want to introduce to the USA:

-red pandas in Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. they can live in those you-pick orchards and delight tourists, and in the winter the big ones can be harvested by the farmers for food and fur. america also has native bamboo, as well as plenty of escaped invasives.

-koalas in southern california. we already have a lot of feral eucalpytus in the state and it makes our wildfires way worse. let's put koalas in there too. coyotes can hunt them like dingos do.

-cheetahs in colorodo, wyoming, nebraska, and oklahoma. we had cheetahs here once, that's why pronghorns are so fast. let's give them something to really haul ass about.

-spotted hyenas in texas and new mexico. did you know there's actually a shit ton of oryx already roaming around new mexico? they were brought in for a game preserve. oryx can fight off lions, but spotted hyenas are actually superior pack hunters with some of the highest kill rates of large cooperative predators in the world. we might have a problem with ranchers, but like: fuck ranchers. they already decimated the mexican wolf populations. they deserve hyenas.

-pangolins. i would drop these guys in arizona honestly. everyone in arizona hates and fears fire ants. i think entire neighborhoods would throw ecstatic parades for pangolins (which smell much better than giant anteaters) at least until a pangolin dug straight through their pasteboard condo.

-new zealand's little penguin in louisiana. they burrow into mud and sand banks during the day and tolerate quite hot temperatures! i think they'd do fine, and louisiana is sliding into the gulf anyway. let's have penguins there. i'd also try them out in new england in case lousiana is just too swampy for them. i feel like new yorkers would go insane with pride over having penguins around. they would act like they invented the whole concept of penguins. we should let them.

-water buffalo. georgia and the carolinas. i just think it would give everyone there some interesting new problems.

-i firmly believe that asiatic elephants would do great in the southeastern united states. it's a subtropical climate that's only going to get swampier as things heat up, and there's plenty of kudzu and tall grass species for them to munch on. they're also smart enough to learn to navigate and negotiate with people, and to follow set routes around human farms rather than tromp through them, so disruption to existing human infrastructure would be minimal but occasionally hilarious. i think it would be so cool to have an american subspecies of elephant. if i ever win the lottery this IS what i am going to be doing with my millions.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Animals I would introduce to each continent:

Europe: Wombat

We've had enough of your fucking rabbits and foxes. Here, have a huge badger type thing that can destroy cars with its arse. It'll outcompete your badgers and where will you be then. Haha.

Asia: Wombat

We've had enough of Indian camels ruining our deserts. Here's something to ruin your terrain for a change.

North America: Wombat

We've had enough of United States tourists with no manners. Here's some tourists with even less manners.

South America: Wombat

WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING CANE TOADS. WOMBATS FOR YOU.

Africa: Wombat

The feral ostriches aren't actually all that much of a problem right now, but in revenge for the problem they will probably become in the future, have some fucking wombats.

Antarctica: Wombat

I'll take it right back home and warm it up I promise I. I just really want to see a wombat walk and dig in the snow.

Australia: Wombat

The populations of all three species of wombat are dangerously low.

[hollowedskin]

Let This Man Undermine Your House

[arizona-official]

If you bring pangolins to Arizona I will kiss you. Please we want them

[rimonoroni2]

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

[rimonoroni2]

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

[rimonoroni2]

this post is gaining traction so i’m adding the article and my favorite part of it. also the dogs name is buford….

Dog finds and rescues toddler who spent night lost and alone in Arizona desert

The two-year-old boy had wandered away from home on Monday evening and spent the night alone nearly seven miles from his home.

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[dzamie]

when it rains you simply do not get a day

[halfbakedideas]

northern hemisphere people, are you okay??

[midnights-dragon]

northern hemisphere person here!! no

[prismatic-bell]

Northern hemisphere person in a desert here who doesn’t get the rainy days! NO!

[arizona-official]

Seconded

[arizona-official]

Inbox trick or treating will be open again this year!

[arizona-official]

why are there so many republicans in az 💔

Good question! Unfortunately to answer it we have to ask why, in the year of our lord 2025, there are republicans at all, and no one really knows the answer to that one!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

[rercho]

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

[arizona-official]

Consider it our revenge for the British Museum.