Texts From Mount Justice

Combining Texts From Last Night with Young Justice. You're welcome.

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(503): why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men? (541): I don't know but we should still do that

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(260): apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"

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(575): My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.

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(949): how did we start talking about space blow jobs?

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(952): Why are you covered in frosting? (262): Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.

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(708): its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something

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(916): 17 year olds will be the death of me.

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(319): you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met (1-319): thanks it was an honor just to be nominated

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(845): Did you bedazzle the elevator?

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(+27): I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.

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(516): I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done

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(403): You thought last year was bad...  a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine

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(712): she used her one phone call to ask me about my day

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(781): So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger. (603): Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat

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(702): is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?

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(918): I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.

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(647): You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled.  I didn't say one word, I just listened.