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I arrived late to the party, and it looks like that is for the best. Refrain from filling me in on whatever I missed.

Oh sunk-cost fallacy, we're really in it now. We are in fact so really in it that if we quit now then everything we did would have all been for nothing and so we have to keep going in

#Also known as the Sunk Cost Paradox

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alexaloraetheris

Also, I hope the robber and the owner became friends and joined a book club together.

Found mac and cheese ice cream on clearance. Imagine being so unenlightened as to turn that down.

#More for me then.#Because you best believe I hoarded that shit.

joltick-archive

reblogging your own selfie

hyperaije

why is his name white he’s purple

joltick-archive

his name is redd white and he runs a company named bluecorp we dont ask questions here

archivedbarfblog

if you mix redd white and bluecorp together like paint you’d get a light purple or pink depending on ratios. we’re just not on his level. we never will be.

charlesoberonn

His hair is purple which is red and blue

His suit is pink which is red and white

And his jewels are light blue which is blue and white.

dwagom

his shirt is beige there’s something going on

aliiiiiiice

he’s a murderer also I think that’s worth mentioning

insomniacflaaffy-official-deact

This needs to be added though this post is so damn old

sixthrock

his friends call him WHITE BOY

thememedaddy

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tomcruisingthroughlife

#Haunted houses seem terribly interesting.

"Where did the pancakes come from?"

Either your freezer opened an interdimensional rift into pancake land or the store. You decide.

#Personally I'm rooting for pancake land.

thalassicapollyon

Perhaps my experience is a bit different. I've lost a fair number of hands to humanity's arguably most beloved memers.

Fishy treats do seem a solid substitute in a pinch though.

turntechghost-deactivated202512

well damn look at you actually losing hands, have you thought about getting good but also if you need some extra hands i might have a few laying around i could give to you, i dont need them anymore since ms wrinkles is on a hands free diet currently so theyre just tempting her right now

swear shed do just about anything for a fishy treat once got her to nearly climb a wall for one

thalassicapollyon

Despite my previous comment, I'm well stocked in arm terminus appendages. I'll keep your offer in mind, should the situation ever change though.

#Nor do I. Hence the disclaimer.#Precisely.#turntechghost

thalassicapollyon

I would argue that to be statistically unlikely, knowing what I know about cats and hand, but this is Tumblr. It's the Spiders Georg of websites.

turntechghost-deactivated202512

i mean i could have 300 hands and my cat eats one hand a day and tumblr eats my post twice a day which would mean tumblr eats more posts than my cat can hands naw im jokin, my cat perfers fish flavored treats vs hands and just likes to bite my hand vs actually eatin it currently shes rubbin up against my legs so ill give her, her fishy treats

swear tumblr is less functional than i am half the time

thalassicapollyon

Perhaps my experience is a bit different. I've lost a fair number of hands to humanity's arguably most beloved memers.

Fishy treats do seem a solid substitute in a pinch though.

#For legal purposes the lost hands may be a joke #Fishy treats are serious business #turntechghost

turntechghost-deactivated202512

thanks tumblr you eat my posts more than my cat eats my hands

thalassicapollyon

I would argue that to be statistically unlikely, knowing what I know about cats and hand, but this is Tumblr. It's the Spiders Georg of websites.

#turntechghost

t00thpasteface

really love using the word "shrapnel" or "debris" for totally innocuous clutter or messes of harmlessly mundane origin. having a little treat in the kitchen and leaving cookie debris on the counter. sewing some doll clothes and leaving fabric shrapnel in the studio