[binibby]

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

[maliceious]

CLEANING THE SHOWER DRAIN AGAIN

[eccentricecologist]

This image is insane. The 3 weed-smoking girlfriends photo if it was an awesome lesbian polycule instead.

[boybeetles]

SAD! fandom treats man-hating lesbian who canonically encourages the men around her to transition into women as a TERF instead of writing a shit ton of forcefem porn

[boybeetles]

[boybeetles]

I wouldn’t go that far

[anarqueeen]

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

[fjordojustice]

Refusal of the Call

[anarqueeen]

GET AWAY FROM ME

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

spider-woman (petra parker) villains react to her coming out as trans

kingpin: ...this changes nothing.

electro: [very clearly uncomfortable but not willing to interrogate what that says about himself] so is this, like, a permanent thing?

rhino: you are...AH!! [drops the bags of money he's holding and gives spider-woman a bone-crushing hug] MY FRIEND!!! YES!!! my cousin's wife, she is like you as well! beautiful woman. maybe you know her? you do not? is not how that works? i see. you two must meet. we will arrange dinner after i break out from raft again. uhp--no arguments. i have decided.

vulture: this is exactly what fox news warned me about...

green goblin: good for you, bug! though don't think i'll go easy on you because of this. after all, you and i both know i don't have a problem killing girls! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

sandman: [after five minutes of failed explanations] oh, like the thing rhino's cousin's wife has

white rabbit: girl!!! me too!!! no way!!! you know, this is perfect timing actually, beetle and i have been looking for a third, if you're interested...

lizard: [really not getting it] ssssso you have to inject yoursssself with girl DNA how often? seemssssss inefficient. you know, connorsssss only injected himself with lizard DNA the once. maybe you ssshould assssk him to make girl DNA for you.

doc ock: [known the whole time] so...you finally figured it out.

mysterio: [trying to fuck with her] so...you finally figured it out.

mr. negative: [gives a single, curt nod and doesn't say anything but makes sure to gender her correctly during their fight]

morbius: HISSSSSSSS!! spider-man!! vhat brings you to zhis dark corner of the city, at so late an--vhat? spider...woman now? [drops the accent] oh hey that's sick. listen if you need an endocrinologist i know a guy. he's over in brooklyn so it's a bit out of the way--oh you're going to diy? no that makes sense. hey, i really appreciate you telling me. no it's no problem at all. thanks! [starts doing the accent again] NOW BEGONE!!! FROM MY LAIR!!!!

electro again: [still really uncomfortable] i just don't think it's an unfair question to ask. remember that time you were like all mean and had the four extra arms and you said shit like "the die is cast?" how do i know this isn't another one of your phases?

carnage: [sprinting down the street on all fours holding the first syllable of a slur like piccolo charging his special beam cannon] fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFAGGOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

black cat: don't get the surgery

[girlblocker]

by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like ‘dont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcore’

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Narrator: and they were right

[briarhellhound]

GIGGLE

[markrosewater]

Is there a property that you can think of that you'd want to do for Universes Beyond where horsemanship would be a main set mechanic and flying maybe only would show up at cameo levels?

Call me skeptical. We do horsemanship as a cameo infrequently, usually for fun flavor reasons, but as a core mechanic of a set would cause structural issues in formats like Standard.

[mollyjames]

no please, I can change! I've been living in Seattle for the last 16 years!

[mollyjames]

[necromancelena]

me: "well it looks like you lost the bet. now you have to do anything I ask for~♡" my girlfriend: "oh yeah? and what's that" Me, scrolling through the search results for a hastily typed 'thigns that are sexually embarassing, for domming': "now now. be patient little bird~♡"

[winged-void]

have you found anything yet goddess

[necromancelena]

No I got distracted

[deepseasmetro]

everytime you tell people snuff isnt real they get really funny about it. dude there is no secret underground community kidnapping people and murdering them and filming it specifically to sell it online. no live leaks does not count. you sound like pizzagate-rs

[puapka]

[reticentlybouncingonit]

Oh my god oh my god oh my ghod

[oliviawebsite]

yeah she's a total nepo baby. I heard her dad was one of floop's fooglies

[soup-mother]

Reblogging all your posts about your boyfriend with "funnier as objectum" because men are objects and not living thinking beings.

[soup-mother]

You'd fuck a fencepost if you could convince yourself it hated women.

[gingik]

a quiet boy that dissociates alot is a type of pokemon that evolves into a girl

[rlyehtaxidermist]

[stanfordgsb]

[baronfulmen]

[bambamramfan]

unironically so important