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ayy bois iss me, ya boy, colby

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with christmas just around the corner id like to wish everyone a happy holidays!

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ima be real with yall, school is incredibly draining.

its useful, yes, but does it have to be this strict?

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im nearly considering making an ironic tiktok account.

what have i become??

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I'm washin' me an' my clothes, bitch.

the smartest woman alive.

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yall ever just wanna go back in time, but with the knowledge you have now?

id be famous by the time i was seven if i could.

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i hope to one day be a lonc boy/lorg boy

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I!! Wanna!! Eat!! Paint!!

that delicious colorful paint!!! smells so good!!! i just wanna eat paint!!!!

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yo sups ive been getting into d&d recently

that is all

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me, an idiot: i dont really like tomatoes on my food, so could you just get rid of them?

You, an Intellectual: An tomato KILLED my FATHER!! If I even Think of that Disgusting Fruit I will dig my father up from his grave and slap you with his Corpse!

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back to funny haha mems lads 

i only get serious when its serious time

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when is america gonna make it hard to buy guns? like it takes almost nothing to actually go out and buy a gun in some places. i could walk to my local walmart and have an adult buy a gun for me (cause i too young, but you get it) and that is absolutely fucking terrifying..

sorry for my language but it is. there are so many shootings in america that the whole country only hears of about half of em.

(watch this end up being posted the day of a shooting in america, i dont think anyone would be surprised.)

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Having someone else buy a gun for you is called a straw purchase, and is highly illegal. Just FYI.

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thank you for letting me know!

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Self Care Tips!!!1!1!!11

go outside and eat some dirt

do it

i know u wanna

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can someone just wake me up when the world and the people on it stop trying to kill it?

thanks

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hey bois. yall should like, talk to me

i literally have no friends, and if you dont self promote in your message to me i might even respond back

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it is true sad boi hours

tap that mf like button if you up, and sad

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do yall ever just write a bunch of “funny” posts to fill the void that is your heart?

yeah me neither

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wyoming doesnt exist 

if you live there, YOU DONT!!