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@that-crazy-otaku-kitty
hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot
Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.
MY FRIEND JUST DESCRIBED UKITAKE AS MY WHITE-HAIRED TUBERCULOSIS PRINCE.
LMAO.
I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!
at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’
and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it
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tighnari
- what a beautiful ma’am… - what a small bestia…
pov: you fell into a hole in sumeru and the doggo boys find you
Genshin Impact Men Taking You To Bed
Pairing: Kaeya, Diluc, Childe, Itto, Thoma, Zhongli x Reader
Tags: fluff, gentle kisses, cuddling, whispering, slight teasing, gentle touches
A/N: Today I offer you Genshin fluff. Tomorrow? Mayhaps some smut.
Kaeya would literally sweep you of your feet in the most dramatic way possible. He'd hold you against his chest and wink down at you, and even though it looks a little silly due to his eyepatch you can't help but blush at his overflowing charm and sweet words he speaks against your ear as he gets into bed with you, his arms firmly on your lower back as he settles you on top of his, your head on his strong chest as. He's cup your cheek and lower his lips to yours, wishing you goodnight, and of course dreams filled with him.
Diluc would scold you at first, telling you how late it is and how it's not good for you to keep pushing yourself past your limits and not getting much sleep. He'd been patient but enough is enough. He'd take you be the hand and guide you to the bedroom, a hard and determined look in his face, like he's on a new mission. To your surprise he would pin you to the bed, towering over you, asking to what lengths does he need to go to in order to make sure you slept properly? You only ask for cuddles, which flusters him a great deal, but he agrees, lying on his side and pulling you close.
Childe will stare at you for a long while before approaching you from behind, asking you to come to bed with him. If you refuse, well he can always just take you there himself and trap you in his arms. He would drag his lips along your neck as he makes his... promise to you. You wonder if he actually wants to sleep or perhaps something else. Well if you need to burn through some energy then he will gladly assist, especially if it will make you sleep better. As he sits down on the bed with you on his lap he looks deep into your eyes and asks what will it be.
Itto doesn't get tired easily so sometimes it's hard for him to remember that you don't share his stamina. But when he notices you're tired he'll pick you up bridal style and kiss your forehead as he slowly carries you to the bed. If you were tired you should have said so to him sooner, he might still have a lot of energy but he'll gladly spend it on soft kisses and cuddles. Especially if you lie on top of him, your hips between his legs and your head on his torso as he brushes the back of his fingers against your cheeks.
Thoma pays very close attention to you, somehow he knows exactly when you need to go to sleep. He'll kiss your cheek, whispering how its time for bed, his arm looped with yours, and with a beaming smile on his face. He'd wrap one arm around your shoulder and hold your hand with the other, turning to give you a couple of sweet kisses on your lips, your cheeks and your forehead. He'd wish you only the sweetest of dreams, and if you can't sleep, well feel free to wake him up, he'll see what he can do to help with that.
Zhongli has a schedule he likes to keep to, it's something that's kept him well energized for many centuries but of course it's eve better when he has you by his side. He'd kiss your hand before wrapping his arm around your waist and guiding you to the bedroom. His eyes would rarely leave your own as you changed to go to sleep. The moment you're done he'd gently pull you on top if him and nestle your head into the crook of his neck. You being so close brings him so much joy he doesn't know how he ever got to sleep without you and he's quite happy you share that sentiment.
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Official Trailer #1 | BLEACH: Thousand-Year Blood War
Currently trying to get SO to watch Arcane.
He really went in w those last two tweets
Bruh I felt this with every fiber of my being
Could we have some hcs of playing hard to get with Dazai Osamu please? <3
Of course! I hope you like these!
Characters: Dazai Osamu
Warnings: Suicide mention (because it's Dazai)
Dazai Osamu
Dazai is a consummate flirt. If he thinks you’re attractive, there’s literally nothing to stop him grabbing your hand and stroking it, his eyes sparkling, while he asks if you’ll use your lovely fingers to choke him. And not in a kinky way.
Well, maybe also in the kinky way.
Anyway, he’s infamous for hitting on clients, witnesses, and serving staff wherever he goes, much to Kunikida’s dismay. Let’s say you’re someone he sees on the regular, so a server at a bar or a cafe he likes to frequent. Maybe even a bartender.
Dazai’s well aware that he’s a handsome bastard, and he’s used his looks to do plenty of things—skip out on his tab, get better service, get his phone back from an overbearing nurse, get information, you name it. It doesn’t always land but his success rate is a good 80%. Enough to give him a sense of confidence when he clocks you and immediately dials up the charm to 11.
What I’m trying to say is…Dazai’s a whore. <3
This normally works for him. He's used to being able to wrap people—especially people that don't know him—around his little finger. So when he spots a new bartender at his favourite haunt, he's quick to latch onto you. This might be anything from a little suave charm to full-on uwu eyes, but…it doesn't work?
Dazai is unperturbed. You're not the first tough nut he's had to crack. He just needs to find another avenue of attack.
Dazai Osamu is not paying his tab.
Even if you're not downright cold toward him, he just can't crack your mask of professionalism. He can't build any kind of rapport with you and to his dismay, you treat him the way you would any other patron. It hurts his pride a little bit. (Don't worry, it can withstand a few jabs.) He ends the night without making any kind of progress, but Dazai's not discouraged.
He returns several times that week, and the next. Always charming, always trying to chat you up. He doesn't repeat the silly requests to strangle him and tones down the dramatic reactions (a bit, but not completely).
It frustrates him when he can't make any headway with you, but the more you stonewall him, the more determined he is. He relishes a challenge. Please note that he's not the type to go the way of harassment—he's a good customer (aside from his penchant for not paying) and his flirting is pleasant, charming, usually trying to draw you into conversation.
The longer you remain a mystery, the more he actually, genuinely wants to know about you. Dazai starts to look forward to swinging by the bar and tossing a few cheesy pick-up lines your way, just to see if he can get a reaction out of you. He gets a taste of victory the first time he sees you trying to hide a smirk while you shake up a cocktail for another customer.
"Aah, you like that one, belladonna? I've got plenty more where that came from."
"Why doesn't that surprise me?" you retort.
Despite yourself, he starts to become one of your favourite patrons. Despite your resistance to his charms, he's very handsome, and you quite like having his lanky form lounging against your bar every evening. You kind of bask in his attention, even when you feel your will to resist him crumbling.
It takes a while, months even. At this point, Dazai flirts with you almost out of habit. The pair of you gossip about other regulars and your colleagues, and he occasionally shares tidbits about his daily life at the Armed Detective Agency. You're not sure whether you believe him half the time, it all sounds so farfetched.
You kind of meet in the middle. Dazai tones down his charm offensive, and you warm up to him, creating something more genuine between you. The conversation flows as easily as the drinks—he still hasn't paid his damn tab—and you sometimes perch on the barstool beside him to eat your lunch. He always steals some of your fried chicken snacks. Bastard.
"So," he asks one day, swirling his drink around the glass. "How about it?"
"This again?"
"I mean it this time!" Dazai protests, all innocence. "Just come grab some dessert with me. We don't even have to have a romantic float down the river together."
"…fine."
Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
They do actually!
I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.
Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf, but she had learned to read lips and speak so she could communicate easily with hearing people who didn’t know sign language. One day she had gotten off topic and was talking a little about her personal life, so that one of the students said “Oh, I know, I grew up in Brooklyn too.”
She stared at him for a long time and then said “How do you know I’m from Brooklyn?”
And he said “You have a Brooklyn accent.”
She said “I do?” and the whole class nodded, and then she burst out laughing and said “I had no idea! The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn. I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way my teachers did. So I guess it makes sense that I have their accent, I just never thought about it.”
My moms a sign language interpreter, and she’s signed with people from all over the US. According to her, when she signs with people from the south they sign with a “drawl.” They have slower hand movements and exaggerate certain parts of the sign. People from the Midwest sign very fast and people from the south sign very slow.
So we were at a restaurant once and my mom started interpreting for someone who was trying to order and she was like “oh you’re from the south!”
And they were like “how did you know that?”
And she said “you sign with a drawl.” And they were really surprised that it came through that much.
It’s really interesting that even when not speaking verbally accents and heritage come through.
