The Blog on the Edge of Forever

A place to share my love of Star Trek: The Original Series. Live long and prosper.

[valhalla-dancehall]

it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

[noyoucantdonteventry]

[simptasia]

if i had a penny for every time there was a character i love who is a skinny arabic man that’s heavily autistic coded, has a difficult relationship with his father, and is fixated on fiction… i’d have two pennies

[that-fascinating-vulcan]

Oh my gosh I love them both!

[unfortunate-cantaloupe]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with Julian Bashir because he’s a genius when it comes to medicine but when anything and I mean ANYTHING else happens he is just like

??????

[that-fascinating-vulcan]

[xenobotanist]

Julian "Can't Sit Straight" Bashir

The most straight he ever sat... was when he was overtaken by an evil mastermind.

[incorrectgarashir]

Garak: *on a comm link from Cardassia* Hello Julian, do you know my blood type?

Julian: Of course, it's B negative.

Garak: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

[that-fascinating-vulcan]

I love it when they wear costumes

[that-fascinating-vulcan]

Hands down, my favorite episode

[lorenzobane]

Julian Bashir is such a hilarious character conceptually. What if we took one of the most attractive men you’ve ever seen and give him a series of absolutely deranged character traits? 

He’s got a foot fetish. He’s one of the most beautiful men alive, but TERRIBLE with women. He loves tennis but for some reason only plays racquetball. He’s got a teddy bear named Kukalaka. He’s a genetically augmented super genius and an absolute moron. He tried to skip rocks over a sentient puddle. His best friends on the station are 1.) a Cardassian super spy and assassin who wants to fuck him 2.) an emotionally repressed Irishman and 3.) a worm. When presented with aforementioned Cardassian spy the first thing he does is form a book club. He’s obsessed with LARPing. He has a spy kink. He’s physically incapable of shutting the fuck up. Every time he tries to go to an academic conference he gets kidnapped. His job at DS9 is his first fucking job out of college. 

Like sir…. what? 

[incorrectgarashir]

Julian, at Garak's funeral: I need a moment with him. Everyone: Of course. *They leave* Julian, leaning over Garak′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Garak: Yeah, no shit.

[incorrectgarashir]

Julian: I love murder mysteries! Garak, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in at least four murder cases.

[trekdaily]

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999) - 4.01 • “The Way of the Warrior”

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we've reblogged from one another

[starbashir-deactivated20241016]

I think if Q and lwaxana troi had both been on the enterprise at the same time, picard wouldve politely said "if you would please excuse me" and simply shot himself into space

[boophisburnhamae]

New meme:

just describe the plot of any star trek episode so that it’ll look like a shitpost

If you go too fast, you turn into a lizard

[futurestarfleetcaptain]

it’s offensive to let your dog pee on a tree

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

spock gets so high he almost becomes straight

[spaceforspirk]

Small furries will eat you and your ship

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

What happens to this one (1) Vulcan man’s brain will blow your mind

[plant-dad-sulu]

You can’t die in the wild west unless ur really feelin it

[schn-tgai-household]

Just when you think you’ve evaded all of humanity, out of the corner of your eye you see her, Amelia Earhart

[aceholmes]

If everyone disappears, you’re likely to be trapped in your son’s science experiment.

If you die in the game, you do not die in real life.

[dialogic]

area man fucks around in a desert, unearths his mom’s face

[thursdayeternal]

two bros rolling in the sand groping each other cause theyre not gay

[drscalie]

two worms they are in love

[lesbian-of-nine]

getting back with your ex but oh no the government doesnt like that

[tortoise-teapot]

Inheriting the family Ghost Slut

[vortahoney]

Quark and the gang desecrate a corpse

[weyounbathwater]

most influential man on the planet sleeps in your mom’s basement

[im-just-a-bajoran]

Government official gets sick and whole station is suddenly horny

[aceofwands]

giant space slugs get the hots for your starship

[darkiecat]

Salty alien tries sucking the saltiest guy on the ship

[treks-can-lead-to-stars]

Space nazis

[that-fascinating-vulcan]

Kirk fights Leonardo da Vinci over a woman

[mythgradeconstellation]

ds9 subplot where a cardassian vole that lives in the station keeps stealing shit from quarks so they have to lead a search for it. Yes this is just the Annie’s boobs plot from community except ds9-ified

[that-fascinating-vulcan]

We’re doing a bottle episode!

[trek-tracks]

Rewatching Amok Time is going well

[excavatinglizard]

[trek-tracks]

oh no

[melekye]

From the Omega Glory