Kairo

                          Bi, Witch Bitch, Depressed™, Nonbinary slut                            twitter: @Its_ur_bihh  //  Partner: @the-element221

[alienmeg-blog]

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

[flippyspoon]

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2019 look:

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[sunnymeddows]

It’s the year of the gremlin, y'all

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!!!!

[ultrafacts]

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[maggiemunkee]

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

[vitiateoriginator]

that is one sadistic bird 

[mentalhealthfemme]

I am slightly afraid now.

[syndonic-deactivated20160709]

I love birds?

[toshio-the-starman]

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.

I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.

Parrots are awesome.

[whatswrongwithblue]

I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name.

He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs.

Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble. 

Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours. 

If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!” 

If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh.

But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all. 

[buggery-approved]

Parrots are people.

[countess7-deactivated20210515]

@oneshortdamnfuse

[theofficialvincenzo]

African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet

[outragedbird]

When I was a kid, we had a rescued african grey called Dodi, and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time, and the parrot (who had some very foul mouthed previous owners) just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent

[nuttyrabbit]

Reblogging for Scottish swearing parrot

[pati79]

I almost died choked with a piece of cake because of the last one.

[azcrowleyfell]

@farragoofwires

[heavenseveneleven]

@blackout501st

[jayjayreyz]

I used to grow up with two grey parrots as well. One was a midgift from a patient we had. He used to be a wild caught one, we only found out about that, when we got him a friend, so he wasn’t lonely. I had a favorite shirt back then. Big face of a lion on a shirt. The old grey would suddenly ruffle his fathers and growl, while the younger didn’t know what to do.

They knew all sorts of vocabulary. Once when we were moving, we had a friend look after them. He was the manager of a big zoo. To not interfere with their greys they kept them at the ticket booth. When they came home they announced on the clock when the next train would go and all sorts of music and animal noises. The younger one had a habbit to climb on the tallest person in the room. If you were tall and he didn’t climb up on you, we knew not to trust you. I’m not sure if the previous owner of the older one ever gave him beer, but whenever he saw a beer bottle or a Schnapsglas, he‘d be like „Come on, gemme!“

[maddcactus-art]

Parrots have a sense of humour. Confirmed.

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

Apparently parrots and I have the same kind of humor :)

[lykoian]

the pitch of someone’s voice is not an indicator of their gender, goodbye

[newtype-newhalf-deactivated2017]

yeah it is, dummy. everyone knows theres only 4 genders, alto, tenor, soprano, and bass.

[khulem-deactivated20181203]

please stop baritone erasure

[goth-miss-piggy]

#mezzosporanosmatter

[voidbat]

freddie mercury: confirmed for gender overlord.

[roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg]

I’ve seen that picture a lot of times and still gives me chills

[what-do-the-stars-hide]

I don’t actually know any shit about music but this looks like some wild shit

thank you freddie for being freddie

[flowersfrombefore]

I know some shit about vocal ranges and this is indeed some wild shit my friend

[wadey-wilson]

me: i wanna write

someone: then… write?

me:

[deputyrooksadventures]

me: i wanna draw

someone: then… draw?

me:

[isa-ghost]

ALKSDJFDJNVGHS

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

He’s just hanging out 😂

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

there we go

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

oh

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

This will make sense I promise.

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

lemme just

[chaoticgood-remadee-deactivated]

not to sound like a grumpy old bitch but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and shitty

[chaoticgood-remadee-deactivated]

“oouuyhyy i miiieeass yoouuuuuu im sad boy” grow up  and make the next party rock anthem god. fuck.

[animalbody]

it’s mcr day everybody time to smear on that eyeliner and fuck a vampire in celebration

[little-lonely-whale]

Me: *watching Sherlock*

My mom: *sees Benedict* he looks weird

Me: Why?

My mom: he looks like he needs to sneeze

[cumbrane]

the only good candidate

[cumbrane]

i dunno whos running his social media but i wanna kiss them. i think im in love

[cumbrane]

move the fuck over bernie

[portentsofwoe2]

i remember like mike gravel in 2008 lol

[butchflirt]

Remember that ad where he threw a rock into a lake and then stared into the camera unblinking for two minutes? I desperately want shit like that back

[becausedragonage]

An 88-year-old ex-senator is the newest Democratic dark horse thanks to the ‘acerbic’ teens running his Twitter

That account, along with his whole campaign, is the work of three teenagers. 

From the article:

“These young students contacted me a week ago asking would I run for president and I responded to them saying, ‘Do you realize how old I am?’” Gravel told The Washington Post. “I’ll be 89 years old in May, so it’s preposterous to think that I could serve as president.”

It took some convincing, but Gravel was ultimately persuaded by a three-page strategy memo that the students drafted and their assurance that they would handle all of the day-to-day work of the campaign. Their ultimate goal wasn’t to win the election but rather to qualify him for the Democratic debates, so that he could use that platform to “issue a critique of American militarism, plutocracy, and inaction on climate,” as his newly-created website states.

“These people weren’t just whistling Dixie,” Gravel said. “They were well-grounded.”

Managing the campaign are David Oks, 17, and Henry Williams, 18. Elijah Emery, 18, handles the finances.

[spacepsychologist]

Incredible…

[that-hoe-gemini]

he’s got my vote lol 

[justjames]

You like my blog?? I bet you can’t even name 3 of my deep-rooted personal issues

[spitefulhag]

new ask meme. Guess 3 of my deep-rooted personal issues

[innerwreck]

[oceanssapart]

#i was about to scroll past this venomously but omfg

[souryellows]

when ur washing raspberries and they fill with water and u sip it and feel like a gentle woodland elf reblog if u agree

[feministism]

[kirbyslegalguardian]

Y’all know free condoms is a result of gay activists who worked towards safer sex practices after the AIDS crisis right? Because if not it’s one google search away

[notsonoblen]

Consider: both are important and should be free

[bedcorpse]

Consider: both are important and should be free