Okay, so Hobbitpunk is a thing now. We're doing this.
This started because of… well, you can read it here. But the basic premise is that I love punk and I love cottagecore, but can’t seem to find an online community that isn’t mostly about “the aesthetic” without practical lifestyle ideas. Look, I love a moodboard as much as the next person, I really do. But I can only handle so many scripted TikTok videos and screenshots from Animal Crossing.
We’ve all been sitting here pining for a romanticized life that we see in curated media, but the facts of the matter are that most of us can’t have that life, not the way things are now. I don’t know about you, but I have neither the money nor the skill to go peace out to a farm and live close to nature. It would be a disaster. It would also accomplish absolutely jack for anyone who wasn’t me and my husband. I also can’t open a bookstore or a tea shop, and I’m WAY too broke to fill my wardrobe with fair trade, sustainably made clothing unless I pick up the needle and do it myself (which… in progress.).
If you’re anything like me, you’re at best living in a meh apartment that the landlord doesn’t take care of, in a city somewhere. You might also be living with family in an environment you can’t control, or in a small town where you’re literally the only person with your interests. I’ve done both of these as well, which is why my punk/goth phase waited until I was in my 20s to actually become visible. Heh heh. “Phase.” I’m in my late 30s now.
Anyway. I’m not really proposing an aesthetic. There probably will be one, I can’t see this happening without inspiration photos from time to time, but I actually want whatever this is to be a practical lifestyle that everyday doofuses like you and me can do. “Hobbitpunk” is… exactly what it says on the tin. Punk ideals in a hobbity skill set, or vice versa. Tearing down a defunct, bullshit system and replacing it with something wholesome.
The original post included this, as the sort of thing I’ve been picturing:
Imagine drinking tea while lounging in a room full of mismatched, thrifted furniture that’s comfy as shit, but held together with duct tape. You’re wrapped in a handmade quilt, and reading Karl Marx. There are assorted dumpster dived containers on your windowsill full of herbs and salad greens. You’ll make hot soup for supper, and share it with a half-dozen other freaks who showed up to plan a direct action that will probably involve stolen fireworks. Somebody baked bread to go with the soup, and a friend with a green mohawk and waistcoat covered in patches brought cookies.
From discussions with others, here are some of the ideas.
Ideals: Crafting, anarchy, adventure, home and hearth stuff, homecooked food, radical body acceptance, political activism, books, music, sustainability, feminism, and socialism (or communism, if that’s your thing) are good. Transphobia, homophobia, the patriarchy, white supremacy, consumerism, capitalism, abuse, war, and whatever the hell these “Tradwife” folks are doing (I’m still not sure, other than promoting some serious Stockholm Syndrome with your abusers?) are bad.
I’m personally a fan of peace and love, but I do know that sometimes, you gotta swing the frying pan and bash some orcs.
Decor: Your living quarters are probably fine as they are. I’m not telling you to go shopping for this. If you don’t like how your place looks now, then keep your eyes open at thrift stores for things like handmade quilts and afghans, good quality cooking tools, and anything that looks cozy and comfy. Don’t worry if it matches or not, just make it the sort of place that someone would feel safe in. Books, maps, embroidered pillows, swords, whatever. You do you.
Clothing: Yes, yes, I know there’s a “punk uniform” and the Hobbits in the movies had a very specific “look.” We’re not cosplaying here. Put down the prosthetic ears. PUT THEM DOWN. Your closet… is probably fine as it is. If you’ve made it this far in my post, then I imagine you’re already kind of halfway there. Dress comfy, and to your tastes. Have fun. You wanna dye your hair purple? Wear a corset and an apron? Combat boots and a wool waistcoat? Go for it.
Just try not to purchase “fast fashion” clothing from WalMart, or wherever. Thrift stores are what I’d recommend. Or learn to sew, and just kind of stay aware of where your fabrics are coming from.
Activities: Learn to make things. Sewing, cooking, woodworking, leatherworking, whatever. Hop onto YouTube and explore. Read books, all of the books. Take care of your neighbors and make sure the people around you are safe. Hunt TERFs and racists for sport. Steal from the rich (if that’s your thing). Rescue animals. Rescue people out of abusive/dangerous situations. Show up to the protests with soup. Find what needs done in your community and do it yourself if you can. Host potlucks and feed people. Go on road trips. Make tea. And beer if you want. Share your skills with the community so others can do the thing too.
If I can pull this off, I’ll try to share videos with skills and links to information as I can find it. If y'all find something cool too, please feel free to show it to me. The asks and submissions are open. Do the thing.
