If Found Return To Kylo Ren

Kylo Ren is my Space Emo and I love him. Now featuring Reylo. 25 Female. Asexual. Stucky and Destiel Trash.

[jimcantswim]

me and my bro when we're being straight and cis on the train together

[psychologicalwhorefare]

i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

[byjove]

straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

[byjove]

while you were busy arguing about phrenology on Twitter, lamenting your weak jawline and making fun of dudes who don’t go to the gym, beautiful fat polyamorous men with nerdy personalities were busy snatching up the baddest bitches in your town. c’est la vie.

[luidilovins]

There's a tiktok trend called "hear me out cakes" where you print out pictures of characters and actors that you basically have to justify wanting to fuck before taping it on a tooth pick and put it on a cake.

Most of the men who do this challenge will pick the fish from Shark Tales, Nala from Lion King (this was the one he actually had to fight for his life over), Shego and actors slightly older than 30 there was one guy who had Korra was his hear me out.

Meanwhile the girls are fucking xenomorphs, mathematical equations, the concept of Vine, Bananas in Pajamas and the Peanut M&M. One girl sprayed another girl with a water bottle because she put Bowser on cake and he was too basic.

If the trend has taught me anything is that girls will fuck literally anything as long as it has a charming personality and a sardonic smile. If you can't convince a girl to fuck you when she's got a centaur from fallout on her smash cake it has nothing to do with not having a jawline or a six pack it's because you're an insufferable human being.

[three--rings]

I was going to post a picture of what a centaur in Fallout looks like for people unaware of the games, but uh, I'm literally afraid of people's reactions. Just...google it okay. It's not a centaur like you may be picturing in mythology and I need you to know that.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I have to do everything around here.

[unsexy-nun-costume]

made this in approximately 43 seconds pass it around

[rpftourney]

Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

Phan (Phil Lester/Daniel Howell, Youtube RPF) vs Jedus (Jesus of Nazareth/Judas Iscariot, World History & The Bible)

Phan

Jedus

Voting ended onDec 2, 2024

[wdapteo]

this is The funniest timeline

[kieren-fucking-walker]

[rpftourney]

Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

Phan (Phil Lester/Daniel Howell, Youtube RPF) vs Jedus (Jesus of Nazareth/Judas Iscariot, World History & The Bible)

Phan

Jedus

Voting ended onDec 2, 2024

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[that-space-emo]

[liarsblade]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[liarsblade]

What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.

[udntnome]

He hasn't even been on a train yet for fucks sake

[dragoness-witch]

HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON A TRAIN YET!!!!

[capnsoapy]

Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

[nine-fifteenths-deactivated2024]

[mangonetics]

On a Dalek spaceship, there is a 2002 cell phone taped to the wall. A Dalek stands in front of it, scooting forward, reversing, making minute adjustments, and scooting forward again. It takes him 15 minutes to text The Doctor a short message, because phone keypads of the era were not made to accommodate such disabilities. The Doctor receives a text message from a contact he has saved as "Orange Dalek" reading "FUCKING KILL YOURSELF". He has not had an encounter with the Daleks in months.

[mando-lore]

[devotedgossamerreader]

where's-

where's the-

[mando-lore]

[xofemeraldstars]

#a couple then

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

[guysonroblox]

[rivespair]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

reblog if you need a funeral imimiidiieitally

[littlestpersimmon]

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[littlestpersimmon]

hi guys.. had a lot of interest on this one so I opened some slots here

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[littlestpersimmon]

Interest check: this was surprisingly easy to complete.

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[littlestpersimmon]

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