[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[welcome2khaos]

oh god why is this me lol help

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

I’m so glad this came back into my life

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

ahahahahahahah omg 

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[fadeintocase]

[casanova-lives]

Happy 11th birthday to none pizza with left beef

[i-am-a-fish]

like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

My shower curtain is glass

[i-am-a-fish]

well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?

[avianpost-generator]

reblog if bird

*picture of bird*

[avianpost-generator]

o fuc

uh

[avianpost-generator]

y’all weren’t supposed to see this hold on

[avianpost-generator]

y’all better stop reblogging the post aint done yet

[love-freak-deactivated20190805]

SHOW US THE BIRD

[avianpost-generator]

hold on , i am lookin ,

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

ＧＩＶＥ　ＵＳ　ＴＨＥ　ＢＩＲＤ

[avianpost-generator]

b i r d   l o c a t e d 

[hearthawk]

This bird picture far exceeded my expectations well done I love it.

[jayce]

[jessiexnim]

B E V E R A G E

[johnthedragon]

when u THORSTY

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[tinycodingkitty]

Reblog to help OP realise their couch dreams!

[witchgays]

slides in with roombas strapped to both my feet: sup heteros

[permanentlyexhaustedpidgeon]

Theory: great

Reality: they both take off in different directions, fuck

[witchgays]

homophobia never sleeps

[virpiablccdnerd]

you have to have rope at a length of like 1 to 2 feet. or maybe a steel bar. something. that connects the roombas and keeps them at an appropriate distance.

[witchgays]

finally a good suggestion. roomba bondage

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

its the no notes ghoast

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

[leafcrunch]

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

[paprika]

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[gonebynow]

I have this planner with these absolutely ridiculous pages with like “motivational” quotes on them that are just these bullshit things like “Let your heart sing” and “Always believe in your dreams”

and like that’s always struck me as such meaningless bullshit, I’ve always hated those. They’ve never had that element that truly motivates me.

So, I took matters into my own hands and I made my own artsy motivational wallpapers. Enjoy.

[kaylewiswrites-deactivated20180]

As a person who will only do things that people tell me not to, these appeal to me greatly

[anhathaway-blog]

I’m going to use all of these for my #fuck em mood board. Beautiful stuff!

[hockpock]

@cannibalcoalition

[libraford]

excellent

[systlin]

Hey OP this is beautiful. 

[writing-shorts-but-failing]

@blackkatmagic kyokka suigetsu?

[funtimesindrumcorps]

*members don’t get fed*

DCI:

*members get abused*

DCI:

*someone posts a DCI show on youtube*

DCI:

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

anyway olaf is a great example of a villain with a complicated backstory and pretty complex characterization who is still a piece of shit and unworthy of forgiveness so that’s nice

[meangirlnurse]

i thought this was about the snowman for a solid 45 seconds