cherry valley forever
Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
PR's Tumblrdome
roma★
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird
Keni
ellievsbear
noise dept.
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
dirt enthusiast
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Stranger Things
Game of Thrones Daily
will byers stan first human second
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@thatcertainsmile
Reblogging isn’t enough.
Here’s a google doc with bail funds by city to donate to (I didn’t compile this - from @/strollpdx on IG)
Bail Funds/Legal Help by City
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X4-YS3vFn5CLL9QtJSU0xqmTh_h8XilXgOqGAjZISBI/mobilebasic
I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.
It came back!!!!!!! YEa BAYBYYYYYYY
The majority of the audio is just “Egg Nog”
The “egg nog yum” at the end ALWAYS makes me laugh
Oh, is this why I got the egg nog ask? Ya’ll are weird lol
The “egg nog yum” at the end though I’m dying
I hate the internet
I’m sorry what.
today Meatball abruptly realized that there are refugee office plants in the kitchen (they have been there for weeks) and has decided his singular purpose in life is to eat them
we put up a 4 foot tall step-through baby gate when we brought the plants home, but it turns out he can actually squeeze his body through the bars. not in a dignified way, mind you. but he can
we have foiled him with a two-gate system: a short one with small openings that he can’t squeeze through, and the tall one that he can’t jump over. he is now sitting outside our kitchen door rattling the gates with his stupid little mitten hands like an animated ghost prisoner in a Spirit Halloween decoration
update: we underestimated him
why are your doors closed to the public
is this the same Meatball with the Hanukkah sweater????
it sure is
you may also know him as the Meatball who tried to jump into my toilet and the violent sweatervest-wearing accountant cat
tiny accountant harasses human, eats plants
i mean he has to find some way to unwind from his high-pressure job
update:
So how do you guys… get in there anymore?
well my original game plan was opening the white gate and kind of shoving my body through the gap between the wood gate and the grey gate and i am excited to announce that this was not a good idea at all
update: was woken up at 7 AM this morning by Meatball repeatedly taking a running leap at the gates, bouncing off the top one, and then sitting on the floor outside the kitchen beeping confusedly
if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George
it’s optimus pride
everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers
So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!
If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else
Some big spicy joy pls
SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE
i request the big spicy joy
big spicy joy is the only joy i fuck with
big spicy joy for me too pls question mark
I’d like some spicy joy too please
So March lasted ten years and April just kinda passed instantaneously like we’re in a coma and yet I’m trapped in it eternally
holy shit youre right
True. What's May gonna be like?
...how. How is it already the 22nd. WTF.
Not a single person on my dash has posted the “It’s gonna be May” meme and I feel like that says a lot about what it’s gonna be like.
Honestly what May coming up feels like right now
Imagine, you're in quarantine and you just want to chill a moment, so you watch John Mulaney's stand up. And then you go on instagram to find that John Mulaney fucking SAW you WATCHING HIM.
Who else loves terrariums?🌿
@terraliving - they are not a sponsor we're just a huge fan!
REVEAL THE MOSS
So I think I might be bi? But if I am it changes almost nothing about my life because I am happily and monogamously married. But if it doesn't really matter, why do I have so many feelings about it???? Anyways, I am asking you because it seems like there is a 50/50 chance of a delightful and pithy answer or a picture of a bird as an answer.
ALTERNATE CONCLUSION
tough week /// tough life
print here
“You can’t win - I have the high ground.”
#this is up dog (via teapotsahoy)
reblog for noises
This makes me -extremely- uncomfortable
I like how literally every other cat in the room is absolutely fine while this weird fucker is just YURRGLURRGLRRRYRRRRRing it up like a madman.
Why is he so upset. Who did this to him.
that cat would have been put on trial for witchcraft in the 1500s
I love the cat that comes up and sniffs at him like “you good dude? you broken?”
I’m flip flopping between crying and laughing
I knew a cat just like this, he looked super similar, but he was a fat meaty fuck
he also really liked to bitch about how it’s unfair we don’t give him food, dude could legit hold a conversation
Yee-claw!
favorite character meme: [1/7 scenes]
