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official *insert character I'm in love with* fanpage. might post a lot of different characters from a lot of different fandoms minors dni

[whorishly-devoted-2u]

(repost from my old account, @thatgoodolswitcharoo!)

Imagine

Being Rodrick's neighbour, and having a tree right in between your windows. Aka, a path to his, or your, room. Meaning you can sneak quickly into eachothers room, but also quickly leave as well.

And since you both kind of grew up together, nobody would grow suspicious of anything if you were suddenly in his room, just assuming the both of you were hanging out. You know, the whole childhood best friends trope.

Little do they know, that you both are doing very intimate stuff! At his house you'd be cuddling, sitting on eachothers laps and doing eachothers eyeliner, maybe even nail polish. Same at yours! Also him teaching you how to play the drums sometimes in the garage.

Of course, nobody would know you'd be sitting in his lap the whole time, his hands on yours -guiding you-, since the door's always locked.

But you're also teaching him about (your favourite hobby) in private!

But since you've known eachother for soooo long, they'd assume it's just the want of teenage privacy.

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reblogs and/or likes are very much appreciated!

[thatgoodolswitcharoo]

can confirm!

[whorishly-devoted-2u]

(repost from my old account, @thatgoodolswitcharoo!)

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the walten files headcanons

(yes these are in a "them all being alive and well" AU because my heart can't handle reality)

Also, slight spoilers ahead?

Jack always gets flustered whenever Rosemary shows him affection. She could just give him a kiss on the cheek and he'd bury his head in one of his hand. It doesn't matter how long they've been married for- it's not gonna change.

Rosemary always hums/sings while she cooks and it always sounds beautiful.

Sophie would stay up all night just to help Edd and Molly at school.

The whole Walten family has had/will have braces at one point in their lives, which results in Felix calling them the braces family. E.g.: "Hello, my name is Felix Kranken and this is my partner Jack Braces-" and then he gets a smack on the head.

Felix and Jack have kissed more than once (in secret) in their college days and have never told anyone. You can't change my mind.

Sophie outed herself and explained she was dating Jenny to Jack and Rosemary (with Jenny being there to support her through it). First came Rosemary, and she was supportive from the start! Then came Jack. The only things said were "is she good to you?" "very." "then welcome to the family, kid. :)". A lot of happiness tears were shared by the girls, and Jack was silently overjoyed.

But don't get me wrong, Jack is still protective over Sophie. He pops in every now and again to check on them. He's also the "break my kid's heart and I'll break yours in some way" type of guy.

At least that was what he was like at first. But after he learnt that her parents weren't as supportive as he and Rosemary were, he took her in with open arms.

Rosemary actively tries to help Felix through his alcoholism. And whenever he makes progress, she lets everyone know. And she also makes it well known how damn proud of him she is!

Jack and Rosemary would be that old couple who adopts anybody. But not on the stereotypical way. Well, kind of, but only with Rosemary. She'd be that nice lady that bakes you cookies/pie every time you come over, whereas Jack would be the wise man giving you life advice. Those vibes. Ykwim?

Edd loves ice-skating and tries to teach Molly even though she lowkey sucks at it. she's trying!!

While these two goofballs are doing that, Sophie's watching them from the sidelines sharing a hot cocoa with her girlfriend :)

Edd and Molly refer to Jenny as a big sister. change my mind I dare u

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I was gonna add Linda, but my brain decided to stop working :(

reblogs and/or likes are very much appreciated!

[thatgoodolswitcharoo]

can confirm!

[idontlikedicktionaries]

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

[thatgoodolswitcharoo]

the walten files headcanons

(yes these are in a "them all being alive and well" AU because my heart can't handle reality)

Also slight spoilers ahead?

Jack always gets flustered whenever rosemary shows him affection. she could just give him a kiss on the cheek and he'd bury his head in one of his hand. it doesn't matter how long they've been married for- it's not gonna change.

Rosemary always hums/sings while she cooks and it always sounds beautiful.

Sophie would stay up all night just to help Ed and Molly at school.

The whole Walten family has had/will have braces at one point in their lives, which results in Felix calling them the braces family. E.g.: "Hello, my name is Felix Kranken and this is my partner Jack Braces-" and then he gets a smack on the head.

Felix and Jack have kissed more than once (in secret) in their college days and have never told anyone. You can't change my mind.

Sophie outed herself and explained she was dating Jenny to Jack and Rosemary (with Jenny being there to support her through it). First came Rosemary, and she was supportive from the start! Then came Jack. The only things said were "is she good to you?" "very." "then welcome to the family, kid. :)". A lot of happiness tears were shared by the girls, and Jack was silently overjoyed.

But don't get me wrong, Jack is still protective over Sophie. He pops in every now and again to check on them. He's also the "break my kid's heart and I'll break yours in some way" type of guy.

At least that was what he was like at first. But after he learnt that her parents weren't as supportive as he and Rosemary were, he took her in with open arms.

Rosemary actively tries to help Felix through his alcoholism. And whenever he makes progress, she lets everyone know. And she also makes it well known how damn proud of him she is!

Jack and Rosemary would be that old couple who adopts anybody. But not on the stereotypical way. Well, kind of, but only with Rosemary. She'd be that nice lady that bakes you cookies/pie every time you come over, whereas Jack would be the wise man giving you life advice. Those vibes. Ykwim?

Ed loves ice-skating and tries to teach Molly even though she lowkey sucks at it. she's trying!!

While these two goofballs are doing that, Sophie's watching them from the sidelines sharing a hot cocoa with her girlfriend :)

Ed and Molly refer to Jenny as a big sister. change my mind I dare u

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I was gonna add Linda, but my brain decided to stop working :(

[thatgoodolswitcharoo]

the walten files headcanons

(yes these are in a "them all being alive and well" AU because my heart can't handle reality)

Also slight spoilers ahead?

Jack always gets flustered whenever rosemary shows him affection. she could just give him a kiss on the cheek and he'd bury his head in one of his hand. it doesn't matter how long they've been married for- it's not gonna change.

Rosemary always hums/sings while she cooks and it always sounds beautiful.

Sophie would stay up all night just to help Ed and Molly at school.

The whole Walten family has had/will have braces at one point in their lives, which results in Felix calling them the braces family. E.g.: "Hello, my name is Felix Kranken and this is my partner Jack Braces-" and then he gets a smack on the head.

Felix and Jack have kissed more than once (in secret) in their college days and have never told anyone. You can't change my mind.

Sophie outed herself and explained she was dating Jenny to Jack and Rosemary (with Jenny being there to support her through it). First came Rosemary, and she was supportive from the start! Then came Jack. The only things said were "is she good to you?" "very." "then welcome to the family, kid. :)". A lot of happiness tears were shared by the girls, and Jack was silently overjoyed.

But don't get me wrong, Jack is still protective over Sophie. He pops in every now and again to check on them. He's also the "break my kid's heart and I'll break yours in some way" type of guy.

At least that was what he was like at first. But after he learnt that her parents weren't as supportive as he and Rosemary were, he took her in with open arms.

Rosemary actively tries to help Felix through his alcoholism. And whenever he makes progress, she lets everyone know. And she also makes it well known how damn proud of him she is!

Jack and Rosemary would be that old couple who adopts anybody. But not on the stereotypical way. Well, kind of, but only with Rosemary. She'd be that nice lady that bakes you cookies/pie every time you come over, whereas Jack would be the wise man giving you life advice. Those vibes. Ykwim?

Ed loves ice-skating and tries to teach Molly even though she lowkey sucks at it. she's trying!!

While these two goofballs are doing that, Sophie's watching them from the sidelines sharing a hot cocoa with her girlfriend :)

Ed and Molly refer to Jenny as a big sister. change my mind I dare u

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I was gonna add Linda, but my brain decided to stop working :(

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[ark-bile]

I feel like ppl refuse to respect me and my artworks— reposters can go fuck themselves, ur not helping artists, ur a useless sludge of meat that lacks brain cells. Ur literally a parasite.

The content they have posted is private and exclusive, and a copyright infringement isn’t enough to delete all of my things from their account. If someone can actually go through the effort to do that, please let me know, I can give you a reward.

Edit: they are agreeing to delete my things, but here’s the catch;

They keep arguing that reposting is not technically stealing, despite not giving me credit, or even bothering to link the images to my site.

How do you expect artists to grow, if you’re literally LEECHING off of our work?

The only form of reposters that I would excuse are the types that take proper precautions. And ffs, I’m not overreacting either, idc if it’s been posted in a public domain, it does not give you the fucking right to steal it. Would you steal a cake from a public grocery store? Fuck no, you wouldn’t. Grow tf up.

(P.S. sorry for swearing like a sailor, I’m aussie.)

[ultrafacts]

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[just-the-way-youre-not-blog]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[keeping-up-with-the-jenners]

Reblogging because I care about you guys

[bonnieblue85]

Important

[ladyofthefanart]

Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. 

[spsyched]

Everyone should reblog this!

[mizukiinozomii-blog]

Very useful.

[hopefortheflowersss]

To that last one that shit is NO JOKE

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Boasting the FUCK out of this

[i-am-pickle-lable]

Uhhmmm…

[incorrect-cyana-quotes]

I feel like everyone needs to see this. Especially that last one. I don’t care what kind of blog this is, but this is my most popular blog and want as many people to see this as possible. I’ll return to normal updates tomorrow.

[smol-american-bean-deactivated2]

Agreed

[joyflameball]

SIGNAL BOOST

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[star-touched-shrike]

AJDHNFNCKWFKSNC,JAKD;FA ALWAYS REBLOG

[deva-archived]

Be a hero y'all! Just liking a post doesn’t help creators nearly as much as a reblog

[hotgirltarot]

Your Manifestations are all here.✨

Your Soulmate is with you. 💑

Your dream life is here. 💭

Your Health is in perfect condition. 🩺

Your bank account overflows. 💸

Affirm this and reblog to amplify the energy!

[elbeeaz]

[noquitter-deactivated20231102]

this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post. 

the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry. 

fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living. 

[asterixa1313-deactivated2018111]

Always reblog

[testicleexplosiongirl]

Sks support this idea or unfollow me i dont give 3 shits if i loose yall as followers, fuck off if you dont support this

[flamencodiva-deactivated2020081]

you can unfollow me if you think that Men don’t have stigmas against them or get sexualized or are told they have to live up to a standard. 

[jensengirl83]

Women are not the only ones who can be victims of sexual assault! 

[jawritter-deactivated20250327]

Always ALWAYS reblog! This is really close to home for me as most of my followers well know!! Men can be victims just as well as women, and the illusion that ‘Its different for a man because he can defend himself’ is complete and utter bullshit.

[parchmentandpencils]

Istg if anyone ever tells me men can’t be a victim of sexual assualt I will literally block them. Stop stereotyping men.

[ultimatebottom69]

WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT-

[me-a-weirdo]

This is so fucking sad and disgusting.

Crimes are not gendered.

Rape is not gendered.

Feeling negative feelings is not gendered.

Wanting to be heard and helped is not gendered.

Being a human being is not gendered!

Stop bein disgusting and ignorant people and help those who need it!

[vaststudies]

“Women are sexualized, men are idealized” THIS AND THIS!

[adorkably-deactivated20220129]

Rape is rape, regardless of the gender. Without consent, it doesn’t matter what the victim’s gender is — it’s rape and fuck your stigmas if you think otherwise. If you disagree, get the fuck off my blog

[godofstory]

please please PLEASE reblog this if you care

[lost-amidst-the-stars]

Reblog if this sight on your blog makes you smile and you would like your followers to talk to you more. 

[amberknudsen]

Help a Black, disabled LGBTQ+ woman secure housing & get justice

Tw / sexual assault, abuse

My situation has become more dire. My rapist is stalking my social media platforms and got out on bail. As a Black woman, the police haven’t taken my statements against my white ex-boyfriend seriously. I am going to need a good lawyer to win my case because I have a lot going against me (being Black, disabled and a woman). I have increased my GoFundMe goal to $15,000 to cover lawyers fees and my housing fees.

For anyone who doesn’t know my story, my ex-boyfriend raped me and I’ve been raising funds to stay in a motel ever since. I am currently tackling a case with the police. Anything that you could give would make the world of difference. Thank you.

Help me escape an abusive relationship organized by Amber Knudsen

Hi. My name is Amber and I am a Black, disabled bisexual woman. My boyfriend s… Amber Knudsen needs your support for Help me escape an ab

Pay Amber Knudsen using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/amberknudsen and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

[cleverclove]

BOOST PLEASE. GET HER THE HELP SHE NEEDS.

@thehugwizard, @artist-mom-friendo, @gayest-skater, @ anyone please she deserves to get out of this situation.

[thehugwizard]

BOOST!!!!!!!!!!!

[melosynew]

If you can donate, please do so!!

@bitchass-slytheriny-snake snake @mistythegirlfluxmess @timburtonisdaddy

[kermits3rdnipple]

Boost!!!!!

@definitely-a-living-human @aphdenmarkfandom @official-lucifers-child @one-time-i-dreamt @pukicho @electroncloudscatteredaround @metaphorical-thoughtbubble

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I have no means to help you right now other than to reblog this and hope it reaches people that can help out, so I am imploring my followers - if you can help in any way, even by just reblogging this and signal boosting it, please do!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

[the-beloved-rival]

You mean when the man who is worth 181,000,000,000 USD donated 690,000 USD? Yeah, me too.

[iamgoingtosaveher]

I've been on Tumblr for years, but my husband knows my main account so I started this side account.

I've seen Tumblr move mountains for people so I'm hoping and praying that you guys can move mountains for me.

I'm 26 years old. I've been with my husband since I was 16 and he was 20. I know now that he was attracted to me because I was young and manipulatable but at the time I was so flattered that an older college guy wanted to be in a relationship with me.

Looking back there were a lot of red flags. He didn't like any of my friends and he told me who I could hang out with and when. He told me that my school work wasn't important because I was going to be a stay-at-home wife after high school while he went out and earned a living. As teenager living in a household that was unstable and on the brink of collapse, the idea of having a strong man take care of me was very appealing and so I overlooked the red flags.

He liked to get me drunk. He'd take me to his shitty apartment and he would load me up with Mike's Hard Lemonade and Smirnoff Ice and then we'd fool around. I had a lot of pregnancy scares from 16-17 because he didn't like to wear a condom and when I was drinking it was harder for me to insist. When I was 18, I got on the pill at least. He was always pushing my boundaries in the bedroom. I'd say no to something and he'd give me the silent treatment until I let him do it. Or he'd just do it even though I said I didn't want to.

He graduated college the year I graduated high school, and we moved in together. From the beginning, he was controlling, keeping tabs on me and watching the bank account like a hawk, but I chalked it up to needing to be frugal. We were really poor, but he promised to take care of me.

Eventually, though, I had to get a job to make ends meet. He didn't like that. The first time he hit me was when I told him I'd been interviewing for jobs. It wouldn't be the last.

God, just. Ten years I let him tell me I was helpless without him, I was weak, and stupid, and only he would ever love me. I let him hit me. I let him separate me from my friends and family. I let him kick my cat.

But I'm done. I'm going to get me and Midnight out of here.

[iamgoingtosaveher]

I have a PayPal set up that he doesn't know about. It's :

PayPal.me/iwillsaveher

Please help if you can. If I take money out of our joint account, he'll know, so right now I essentially have nothing. Donations will go towards boarding Midnight and getting a cell phone he doesn't know about, then I'll go from there. Please help. Please.

[iamgoingtosaveher]

Ok, PayPal is making life difficult, but I was able to set up Venmo today. It's Abigail-Zimmerman-23. Thank you so much for spreading this. I'm sorry I'm not responding to individual messages, I'm a really shy person and I'm just overwhelmed with the love and support. Please spread this addition if you can.

@mutual-first-aid @donationposts

[ardinwriter]

@one-time-i-dreamt​ for boost as the biggest blog I can think of.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

OP, you are incredibly strong and brave. I am so sorry you had to go through so much, you didn't deserve any of that. You were a child. Words fail me. You need to get yourself and Midnight as far away from that bad man as humanly possibly.

Let's get you the help you need.

Please, everyone, share this. Pitch in if you can, and if you can't donate, by reblogging this you are still helping.

[paulescalante]

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

[hhhhhorses]

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

[ruleofthirdz-deactivated2021110]

As a she/he/they enby, who identifies as gay:

[vix-the-fruity-bi]

Me a nonbinary lesbian:

*rebloggs this post faster then the speed of light*

[bl00d-c0re]

as a queer person, I will of course support the marriage I’ll most likely have in the future.

[conniesspringersgf]

as a she/they pansexual, ofc I will

[royalelusts]

as a genderqueer pansexual, you already know it😌

[sanemiya-deactivated20210614]

as a bisexual, yes

[lonelyflwrs-deactivated20230708]

as a he/they pansexual and polyamorous person yes

[dreamboatdani]

As a he/they nonbinary pansexual and polyamorous, yes ofc.

[pizzinga-deactivated20211203]

as a she/they lesbian, always

[imacomfymess-deactivated2021070]

as a he/it/xe quoiromantic pansexual individual, defo

[hun-bun-inactive-deactivated202]

as a she/they acearo, 1000000%