huh

[wankadoodles]

DND Bard concept; it’s just Dolly Parton

[ruecian]

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

[toytowns]

he does exist!

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

they do exist

[ruecian]

oohh….*faints*

[cest-la-m0rt-deactivated2018050]

santa?

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

[spacetoasty]

WHAT

[ruecian]

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

[fluffybunnybadass]

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

[placeholder947635346-deactivate]

from 1993. thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years. 

[fluffybunnybadass]

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

[puppymoth]

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

[hashtagloveloses]

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

[stumupm]

[cornfield-cryptid]

[denerim-jeans]

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[androfembot-deactivated20220204]

ppl w nonbinary genders are not all just “between” male and female. gender isn’t a male/female zero-sum game pls stop

[carolxdanvers]

this took me a while to unlearn, until someone basically said “look, colors are a spectrum. if you assign pink to women and blue to men, that doesn’t make every other color a variation of purple” 

[androfembot-deactivated20220204]

^potentially helpful way to conceptualize this

[scottandhiskind]

I remember one tumblr post that went around ages ago that suggested thinking of gender less like this

and more like this.

Which honestly helped me understand this concept more than anything else when I first started to explore ideas of gender and sexuality

[cungadero]

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

LMFAO, nahhhhhh!!!!! This the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my liiiiiiiife!!!!!!

[nvclearbomb]

I’m deleting. This is the last post. Goodbye everyone

[fvckintiredofit]

Lmaooooooo

[imorethaneye]

Current sexuality:

A healthy mix of wanting to go skinny dipping in Chris Pine’s eyes and the intense desire to have Gal Gadot teach me why men are not necessary for pleasure.

[ofstarlightandbows]

I have never been so bi in my life.

[cluelessfanperson]

it’s safe to say that almost everyone had the exact same feelings after watching Wonder Woman

[cungadero]

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

[fursuitpursuits]

[xenogears]

[amorphe]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

[maxeth]

look at its haircut haha nerd

[iguanamouth]

[theglowstickchronicles]

[lovelystimmy]

when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone

[egregiousoveruseofnormalcy-deac]

When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.

[betaferret]

When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.

[floraroyal]

when something nearby makes a Bad Sound and you’re actively trying to get onto the astral plane in your corporeal form

[ruinedchildhood]

[theonion]

Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan

[ddancing-dragon]

[mahariela]

Bioshock Scenery → [14/?]