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zerodarkwolf

im so glad i graduated

misfit-toy-haven

this is a fucking masterpiece

thatmainthatidontuse

Still valid

anxietyproblem

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still can’t believe that star trek picard really gave us a tolkien-esque space elf warrior and literally named him the elvish word for “star trek”

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@deepspacejules @unnamedelement my baby boy elnor, aka this beautiful man

he’s basically the romulan equivalent of a samurai, and he’s also very aesthetically reminiscent of a tolkien elf. his name is also literally star trek, since él=star and nor=trek.

sparebutton

Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year

mistermustachio

thatmainthatidontuse

I’m more surprised all these movies are from the same year

ansonmount

2020: A STAR TREK CALENDAR | insp: x

spyglassrealms

thinking about what makes humans special and I’m kind of in love with the idea of a sci-fi universe where humans are the first and only species that invented FTL because we just Would Not Fucking Give Up on it. all these other interstellar civilizations are thousands of years older than we are and most have megastructures and immortality and plasma weapons and crazy advanced supercomputers. but they all resigned themselves to the fact that FTL is impossible, and nearly shat themselves when these primitive backwater super-monkeys showed up in their systems by dropping out of warp drive.

“How did you do that?” they ask, with their effortless and flawless auto-translators that are centuries from anything we could achieve.

“Do what?” we reply, eyeing the oxygen meter because we still haven’t quite perfected atmospheric recycling.

“What do you mean, ‘do what?’” they press, incredulous. “Your spacecraft just crossed an interplanetary distance in minutes!”

“Oh, the Alcubierre drive? Pretty simple, we just tricked the quantum vacuum into giving off a controlled negative energy density to create a localized bubble of warped spacetime that amplifies apparent velocity. Still working on the power efficiency though, it’s real basic and eats up so much fusion fuel.”

“You did WHAT to spacetime?? With a fusion reactor?! What about relativity?!”

“Yeah it turns out Einstein was a little wrong and the universe can be treated as a single reference frame, because knowing takes precedence over observing... Hang on, how do you guys with your Dyson spheres and antimatter engines not have faster-than-light drives?”

“HOW DO YOU FUSION DRIVE SIMPLETONS HAVE THEM?! We tried for centuries and gave up on it!”

“Oh yeah it took a while but we just kept trying.”

“Why?”

“Hubris and general cosmic spite, mostly.”

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picadreams

You guys, this is romance author and all-round good egg Alisha Rai. Go read her books, they’re diverse and amazing!

ultimatebottom69

So I am reblogging again because I wanted to give this woman some credit. I am physically restraining myself to laugh.

buurenaar

i ShOuLd Go DoWn To GeOrGiA

shrikethegremlin

I genuinely laughed out loud. Gotta admit, they had me in the first half. ….the devil went down to Georgia

1st-1

Timelapse of Europa & Io orbiting Jupiter, shot from Cassini during its flyby of Jupiter

comtessedebussy

Guys. Guys. Look at how high-definition this is. LOOK AT IT. This isn’t a movie. This isn’t CGI. This is OUR FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM. A;LSKJFA;WFEW

thatmainthatidontuse

You know what the most impressive thing is? This is late 80s/early 90s technology.

(First time I saw Saturn through a telescope was mind blowing. It was just hanging there in the sky. IT IS REAL)

sarahseeandersen

I don’t think I’ve ever reposted a comic before–but with a small tweak, this one seemed to fit.

Congratulations everyone on making it through this incredibly tough year. I am keeping you, and especially those of you who experienced loss, in my thoughts.

Hoping for a better 2021!

notlikingbestgirl

Out of Touch

judgejudyofficial

Last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020 ladies and gays

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matchagirl

i cant believe this is a real photo

posttexasstressdisorder

Cool! I missed getting to see it tonight...er...last night.

posttexasstressdisorder

Went to the SpaceWeather site and here’s a few from their gallery:

cosmomoore

Glorious!

doodlegirll

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

laughconfetti

this has been in my queue for an entire year

swagintherain

setup and punchline

lord-kitschener

The artist is luo li rong

cecaeliawitch

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

radgoblin

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

gehayi

By the way, the statue is called La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

theepoetspoet

“Dork ass losers”

lulu-tan79

That beautiful statue started from this:

Ms. Luo Lirong graduated from China Central Academy Of Fine Arts. She’s a very talented artist. More of her works:

scatterations

Beautiful. Extraordinary talent

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Follow her on Instagram luo_li_rong_art.

redfoxwritesstuff

one, I’ve never seen it with paint and it’s somehow even better. As are her other works.

iwouldservehim

Not only that it ‘doesn’t have big enough titties’ but it shows natural body proportions and shapes. Breasts are not upright flying balloons. Waist is of someone with bones. Tummy is of someone with intestines. Legs are that of a thin person, but not sticks attached to a butt. The thighs touch, the shape is not ‘lithe perfect’. The hips have a bit of an uneven curve to them. This is a woman statue that looks like a woman.

lunarcatninjasart

I have been very busy making cards for the holidays. These are 11 (12th still in progress) mini snow paintings. 6cm by 9cm, and so tedious but satisfying.