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"You can shit in the same jorts twice, but you'll never get the cum stains out"

-Anon

(@heyserenity )

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

heyserenity

Last night a funny interaction happened…

I live with my parents. For a long time I was the secondary breadwinner of the house, but my mom is very ill, terminally even. I stopped working late last year to take care of my mom full time. In January we got the opportunity to do the Home Hemo program, and I now do my mama’s dialysis 5 days a week. Yesterday was a dialysis day, and after I help my mom to her room. My boyfriend gets off work and comes over, and we get Del Taco and watch TV for a while.

A bit later I go to check on my mom and she’s good and asks what we are up to. I tell her we were watching TV but we’re about to go to bed. She says, “I don’t need to know any more” and I laugh and say “no not like that” and she responds, “really? At your age I’d expect you to be fucking like bunnies”. We laugh and I go back to my room, where Gibby is waiting to tuck me in as he always does when we get in bed and before he leaves for the night.

As he is, I tell him the exchange with my mom and we laugh, but I continue, “I’m sure you could find someone to dingle your berries - “ he fucking collapses next to me laughing. So yes, sex is now and forever “dingle your berries”.

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this image has given me the ability to kill

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guess who’s first

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i'm making ants drink whiskey

it's actually really messed up to think about how many passions and hobbies that define people's lives and careers haven't actually been around for large amounts of human history, and only emerged in the last couple centuries. you're a cinephile or filmmaker? that didn't exist. you like cars or trains or rockets or planes? didn't exist. video games are like what. 40-to-50 years old in the commercial home system sense. there's only been like, 3 generations since then. the internet goes without saying. oh my god why is it all so new.