Trash queen

I'm literal trash. Marvel Trash. 5SOS trash. Puppy trash. You name it, I probably like it. Snapchat: shanlikescolumn

[ponytailzuko]

sometimes i remember the age of zuko was banished and that means he was in charge of a ship full of sailors at age 13. i don’t know about you but if my ass in seventh grade tried to be any kind of commanding officer over sailors, it would NOT go well. in the middle of giving an order and your voice cracks so loud someone on the moon could hear it. god damn. 

[ponytailzuko]

a boy with a default facial expression of looking like he’s about to cry from anger and he only comes up to your belly button decides to stomp up to you and say “GET BACK TO WORK!” wyd? 

[gayavatarstyle]

Zuko, having had his dialect shaped by sailors for months: where the FUCK is the avatar

[politijohn]

[dad4god]

Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

[seelcudoom]

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

[inadvisablyappliedmagic]

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

[eroticcannibal]

Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?

[snommelp]

Friendly reminder that when the UN voted to declare food a human right, there was exactly one country that voted “no”

[perseannabeth]

me @ AO3

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

[cosmicanatomy]

[worthlessstreetrat]

[skymoonandstardust]

*me in denial, pretending everything is fine and that endgame won’t break me*

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[celebrityskinmp3]

[mossgirl]

when Jessica Rabbit said “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” she really was talking about the conditions society puts on women to fulfil toxic beauty standards that men both impose on us and then use to criticise us

[acehardy]

[Insp]

[graf-edel-weiss-deactivated2020]

*deep breath*

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[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[kristina100000]

nothing in this world slaps more than sleeping

[sillymilly84]

And good foods

[theblackmanonthemoon]

And some Loud

[vice-enmity-deactivated20220907]

And some bomb ass sex

[jayharvest]

Good drinks

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

i’m just gonna bring it right back to sleep

[dankmemeuniversity]

[slightmood]

[noorskitchen]

One of the most challenging things I’ve had to learn is that healing must be intentional. There is no one golden day that comes and saves you from all your misery. Healing is a practice. You have to decide that it’s what you want to do and actively do it. You have to make a habit out of it. Once I learned that, I only looked back to see how far I came.

[pajaentrecolegas-archive-deacti]

Freaky Friday (2003), dir. Mark Waters