Just chill'n here dying.

Survived 24 years on this earth. LOVE WHO EVER YOU WANT BABE, WE ALL GONNA DIE SOMEDAY. "Sayonara you weeaboo shits." -Staff

[jesus-said-chill]

Them ❤️

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[animentality]

[animusrox]

Loving Vincent (2017) dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman

[marx-and-cola]

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

my laptops fucked 

[spamaohno]

i hope they used a condom

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

[shutupste]

the question is  who was the laptop and who was the lapbottom

[bisexualelena]

 #can laptopping please PLEASE be a new sex move#where you just sit on a person’s lap until they get uncomfortably warm

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

my laptops fucked 

[spamaohno]

i hope they used a condom

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

[shutupste]

the question is  who was the laptop and who was the lapbottom

[bisexualelena]

 #can laptopping please PLEASE be a new sex move#where you just sit on a person’s lap until they get uncomfortably warm

[gonzojournalistbutlikethemuppet]

everyone go play this

Shout out @sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog for this game that I ceremoniously do every day now when I need a break from work. I feel very good when I score well and very stupid when I can't get the pangram first (my own made-up rule that I MUST follow).

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Smush is stupidly fun. I wish I could take credit for it, but Hank made it. I just edit it/try to make the play fun by picking good words and middle letters.

[phantomtomes]

The enemies to lovers tension between "I have nothing to read" and a shelf full of unread books

[alexanderwales]

My wife did some glass etching, so we have a bunch of glasses with this at the bottom.

This was early on in our marriage, these are just the glasses we use every day.

Fast forward to when my son is five years old. He has learned to read. He has graduated from sippy cups.

When I hear him wailing and crying I come running down the stairs, and he's inconsolable. Took a lot of soothing and time to explain to him that it was just a joke. He wanted the glasses destroyed, but as a compromise we retired them from use for a while.

[jacobtheloofah]

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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

[jacobtheloofah]

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

[obstinatecondolement]

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

[ruinedchildhood]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[teaboot]

So today's mission is to modify Ollie's auto-feeder in a way that he can no longer knock it over to make treats fall out

[sandersstudies]

Stopping point if you find yourself on your phone doomscrolling, procrastinating, or “stuck”

You can move to scroll in another space (if you haven’t gotten out of bed yet, move to the couch; if you haven’t left the house yet, you can sit outside)

You can make your current space more pleasant to scroll in (if it’s not possible to move spaces, open a window or light a candle in your space)

You can scroll while taking care of your body (change into clean clothes, scroll while brushing your teeth or washing your face, scroll while drinking water or having a snack)

You can stay on social media but avoid depressing or mindless content (try searching for fun facts, hobbies you’re interested in, or good news)

Hard mode: try just making the switch on your phone from short-form to long-form content (from dozens of short posts to an article, a fanfic, or an ebook; from TikToks/Reels/Shorts to a interesting or fun YouTube video, podcast, audiobook, or film) — this can be the first step in transitioning out of being “stuck,” because you can, for example, go on a walk while listening to an audiobook, fold clothes while watching a video, etc.

Expert mode: Set a timer for one minute and put down your phone. Do anything else. (Take deep breaths, go get a drink, pick up a book or craft.) If you can do this, aspire to two or five minutes and keep increasing your time away from scrolling. (Use your phone to play music, a podcast, or an audiobook if this prevents you from picking it up again)

Good luck! I hope you were able to make your scrolling a touch more cheerful today!

[suboptimal-silver]

clipped my favorite moments from this video. it was just a shitty fears to fathom ripoff but his commentary killed me the whole time

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

[justintaco]