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a little bit of dinner in my life

a little bit of mah boi by my side

a little bit of spaghetti is all i need

a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see

a little bit of pingas in the sun

a little bit of pootis all night long

a little bit of lamp oil here i am

a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.

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i knew what i must do

plastidecor

“CUM IN MY BUTT BOYS IM DONE HERE”

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This is still one of the funniest interactions between the president of Finland and the citizens.

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Shanty Singers Play Sea of Thieves by The Longest Johns

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8-bitmonkey

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auhaUAHYohu don’t mind me i was takin’ FOH, definitely notᵈᵉᶠⁱⁿⁱᵗᵉˡʸ ⁿᵒᵈᵉᶠⁱⁿⁱᵗᵉˡʸ ⁿᵒᵗ thinkin’ bout blowinblowinblowin ℕ𝕆 way hehuʰᵘʰᵉhe 🅓🅔🅕🅘🅝🅘🅣🅔🅛🅨 ｎｏｔ kkcomeon ᵏᵏᶜᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿ maybe just a little sos? 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗢𝗦 𝓢𝓞𝓤𝓢𝓘𝓓𝓞𝓢 DELIVERING A BₒₘB BₒₘB BₒₘB TO SCRAP SOME ᴮᴼᴹᴮˢ and IUAHHAIUAHHAUI getting 🇵🇦🇾ed for it u̩̟͍̤̥̳̻̤͜ụ̯̟̰͎̣u͙̯̩̰͍̥͔͘͠ú͏̹͚̻ 𝐌𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐉 🅱 🅱 🅱 🅱 🅱 im the evil ᴱⱽᴵᴸ austrailian 🇧🇴🇲🇧er what ＢＯＭＢＳ at whatever time HE 𝕯𝕬𝕸𝕹 𝖂𝕰𝕷𝕷 ᴮᴼᴹᴮˢ BLAUH 𝘉𝘓𝘈𝘞𝘜𝘏 AUAUUAUAUAH UH ROOOW ᴿᴼᵂᴮᴼᵀˢ AUHAUHᵤₕᵤₕᵤₕ ₕₐᵤₐᵤₐₕₕᵤₕᵤₕᵤₕ YOURE TELLING ME? ᴍᴇ? ᴹᴱ? I CANT 𝙱𝙻𝙾𝚆 UP tra

T̰̲͍̭͙̻͓͟H̷̷̷̭͖͚̰͎̩͖͓̳E̷̝̫͈̲͖̕E̴͏̹͢E̞̯̬̦͢͟͞Ȩ̴͓̯̬̼͈͎Ȩ͖̟̱̺͙̞̞͞Ę̢̝͓̯͚͞E͘҉̖̹͖̳͈̟̞ͅE̯̥͓͞E̶̵͇͕̮̮E͍̲͓̞̦̖̕͘͝E̡̠̻̹ͅĘ̡̻̀E̢̠͚̗͜É́҉͓̘̮̰̖E̥̹̤͡E̡͚̻̰E̶̼͍͎͕̤̣̮E͕̣̘͉̣̩̯͇̖E̩̺̣̗͍̕E͇̭͕̳̠̼̪̱̫͞E̞̞̼̬̘E̘͈̙̠̖̘̝̬ͅE̲͞É̴̲ͅE̢̛͍̯̩̟̮̤E̯̯͓E̷͍̥̩Ȩ̸̤͇̼͡E̻̩̦̳̥̲̕͞Ḛ̸̩̞͍̜͓͢͞E͎̮̜̣̩͇̣̻E̜͍̦̮̮͙̞̮͘͜E҉̡̗̟̟͓͎̘̱͢E̲̪̰E̹̝͓͍̹È̶̘͎͇E̙̣̱̹̜͡Ḙ̸͈̫E͕̺̹̜̬̪̥E̢͖͇̯̟̕E͏̸̧̲͎̰̘͈͚̹̳ͅE̮̯͓̕E̶̜É̤͕̱͜E̖̳̼̕͟Ȩ̞͡Ḙ̢͡ͅȨ̼̜̮̻̬͓̙̙̮Ȩ̩͉̰͝͠E͡҉̭͟E̷҉͖̺̙͙̥̤̞É̹E͈E̤͉̱͚̤̜̟̼ͅE̶̙̣̞̬̞̪̗̭̲

IR TAKING THE 𝙿𝙿𝙿𝙿POINT ₚₒᵢₙₜ ᴾᴼᴵᴺᵀ тттттттᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗₜₜₜₜₜₜₜₜₜₜ TIME TO BLOWITBLOWITBLOWITᴮᴸᴼᵂᴵᵀᴮᴸᴼᵂʸ ＴＨＥＭ (i meant them) UUAIIIᴬᵁᵁᴬᴵᴵ𝘈𝘐𝘜𝘈𝘐𝘈𝘏𝘏 never get тт🅸🅸🅸🅸🅸🅸🅸🆁🅴🅳

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𝕳𝕰𝕳𝕳𝕳𝕳𝕳𝕳 HUH

what

teathattast

the holy grail

processintegrated

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

processintegrated

weirdmageddon

slowjamastan

ryumako

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loupgawou

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Deep Frog

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do you think this is what lovecraft meant whenever he described something as being beyond description

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“It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.”

— H. P. Lovecraft,

At the Mountains of Madness

space-lord-joe-kewl

This.. actually makes a fine reference to what a lovecraftian eldritch abomination SHOULD BE. not just.. tentacles and darkness. Perpetually changing, not cemented in form, with an otherworldly feel to it. Completely unrecognizable by most human descriptions, and only able to be viable perceived by those fine enough to be an adept wordsmith.

commander-ledi

im in physical pain every day because finnish tumblr users have the weirdest urls ever but nobody knows it because the urls are in finnish

commander-ledi

seriously its shit like moomin-rectal-prolapse, jesus-spanker, foreskin-cum-burrito, turbo-bream-orgy and satan’s-titty-slurper and so on. and im not exaggerating at all. and this is not small minority among finnish tumblr blogs, its more like the standard to have urls like these. and none of you non-finnish-speakers have seen this mess because its written in finnish

loumandliker

i just spent a couple minutes going thru finnish tumblr tags. here’s a short list of some of my faves

roughly “chaotically fertilized” (or maybe inseminated? sikin sokin doesn’t really have a direct translation but it’s kinda like, willy nilly, disorganized, chaotic… like things can be “sikin sokin” (messy, disorganized, chaotic) on ur desk or in a drawer)

pourtmanteau of carousel (karuselli) and celery (selleri)

the lord’s vagina (vittu technically means like. the whole of the genitalia associated w vaginas not just the vagina, and is a curse word that has a denotion that boils down to abt the same as c*nt when used to refer to genitals, but with the severity/social acceptance level/usage of “fuck.” if you can put “fuck” there you can put “vittu” there. herra/the lord means specifically The Lord in the religious sense here)

foreplayground

satan’s pineapple

pourtmanteau of mental illness (mielisairaus) and dinosaur (dinosaurus)

extreme diarrhea

dick mountain

sex toy box

self-beer-er, roughly, but it’s a pun/joke on flasher (itsensäpaljastaja, lit self exposer) and beer (kalja)

improfem

@pikkuinen

returquoise

I’m adding a few as well because I’ve loved these things since I joined Tumblr.

A portmanteau of umbilical cord and tightrope walker = umbilical cord walker.

The new shit house (outhouse), written in the style of 1500s.

The never-ending [state of being] fucking annoyed. Please refer to the entry “herranvittu” for the use of vittu.

I-won’t-give-up-beer.

Radical fuck satan.

Repe Sorsa is the Finnish name of Daffy Duck, so rebel-duck is not far off.

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my translation skills might not be the best but let me add some:

onion of modesty

seashell fetish

broccoli worm

blueberry hater

gay drumming

brutal banana

ok first you need to know that the word “bead” is the same as “pearl” in finnish. so this could be pourtmanteau of analbeads and seashell, or anal pearl seashell.

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what is going on what is happening

huomenhaamu

alelaputettu

karu-selli

lambylingames

i started re-watching Star VS the Forces of Evil again, while still enjoying doodling the tales of Julia “the sin’dorei orphan raised by undead fathers & co.” Miller (x)