Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
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Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
This post changed us fundamentally
So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated
when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile
This month I’ve decided to participate in an event called “October,” where for every day in October I’m going to experience a day in October.
Here’s the prompt list I’m using in case anyone wants to join me in this challenge:
Next month I’m thinking of trying out the “No November November” challenge, where I’ll refrain from experiencing November for the whole month of November.
Important reminders as this post is picking up speed again:
1) You laughed because it was a joke, it’s not mysterious.
2) I don’t care if your birthday is in November
3) The October challenge is fundamentally incompatible with other x-tober challenges. You can’t do this one if you’re doing a different one, too. You have to channel your energy into really experiencing the monthliness of October, and other challenges would be too distracting.
4) No November November is not about going into a coma or otherwise skipping the month of November. It’s about not experiencing the existential CONCEPT of November. November is happening around you, but you are above it, and you want no part of it. November has no power over you.
5) The December challenge is just seasonal depression.
Hope this helps!
you’ve all heard of “faithful translations” now get ready for “unfaithful translations” where i make my translation say whatever the fuck i want because i think the source material sucks ass
Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.
Nicki Minaj this did not happen.
(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
i opened this ugly app to do something but I can’t remember what it was
maybe it was to find love
no actually it was so i could find this specific image
Nicki Minaj @ a meet and greet: Hi! What’s your name?
Me: