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if i look back, i am lost
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@thatrandomchic
I know the lighting isnt the best but I'm living for #monochromaticmakeup and #lashextentions Thanks!!! @lashesby_desiree Time to try this with all the colors đ #jamescharlespalette #morphe #makeuplife (at California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1HiAimnY61/?igshid=tw86dktnvl6w
Homosexuality is actually a human adaptation to stop overpopulation.
BILL NYE canât stress the importance of Climate Change enough
Safety glasses off, indeed.
Being middle class is when spending $100 is expensive but earning $100 isnât a lot of money.
(x)
So I got my new binder
This is me in my usual bra, note the 34D/32DD boobs.
And here is the binder, almost completely flat.
This thing is awesome. Â It is remarkably comfortable, too. Â Feels a bit like wearing a sports bra. I got it from Love Boat, this one(http://www.lesloveboat.com/shop/product_info.php?products_id=122&osCsid=57cc209b6d95c6c3efa2d87a2325b6c2)
Reblogging again for my trans* and genderfluid buddies and also all female cosplay friends.
yO IM !!!!!!!!
WOAH THIS POPPED UP ON MY DASH AGAIN! Everyone, this is the binder I use. Its rather comfortable, and it doesnât feel too constricting to me. In fact, half the time iâm running around in cosplay and i forget im wearing a binder! i do remember to limit my time in the binder to at most 8 hours if not 6, take deep breaths after its off, and to do deep coughs, etc. but honestly using a sports bra was more noticable and uncomfortable than this binder. and they last, too! I recomend it to anyone who can afford it and bind safely!
for all my transgender friends out there. and let me say it again,
PLEASE BIND SAFELY!!
For my totally rad trans dude gobs of masculine presenting nb gobs.
!!!!!
Its actually possible for someone like me to get that flat???
Holy shit I need that binder so bad!
I majored in gif making.
More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass
But you lost all your friends
and your eyesightÂ
not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened
âMillennials are so entitled"
Actually, the âyouâre welcomeâ/âno problemâ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say youâre welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so itâs saying âI accept your thanks because I know I deserve it.â
âNo problemâ, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that youâre need for help was no burden to them (even if it was).
Basically, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them.
DAMN STRAIT.
Basic Millennial complaint: âI want shelter and economic security.â Some bitter old man: âWHAT THE FUCK? WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU DESERVE ANYTHING? THANK ME WHEN YOU BAG MY GROCERIES FOR ME, PEON.â
i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementineÂ
God SAME.
It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like âyeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with itâ or âcarrots have tons of carbs theyâre basically sugarâ
And Iâm just like for real? I canât have a baby carrot with ranch? I canât have some fucking grapes? If the only truly âââpureâââ food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin Iâd quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.
Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesnât mean itâs bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for likeâŠyour body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just donât dip a clementine in ranch
Iâm gonna dip a clementine in ranch.
Why do you hate Jesus
Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.
imâŠ.real? my existence has⊠impacts? i touch things and they move, i breath in and out and the air buzzes around me? the sun rests on my skinâŠ. grass is crushed under my toes⊠people see me and have an idea of who i am⊠my name is on papersâŠ.? im sorry this is⊠this is too muchâŠ. Â
okay this reminded me of the strongest human being (I use that label with some reservation) I have ever met and I still think about him like once a week because about 4 years ago on Thanksgiving night my sister, cousin, and I were going to pick up a friend about a 40 minute drive from home, and I got lost and tried to turn around on a little gravel pull-off on the side of the road, but my front tires got stuck in the snow.
we were in the middle of nowhere with no cell reception, and the only sign of life was a single, completely dark house across the road from us.
We all did our best to push the car out, and weâre strong people, but we couldnât make it budge. Cold and stuck, we climbed back and wondered what to do. A car full of men pulled over beside us and asked if we needed help, but getting out of our locked car on a backroad at night with strange men felt like a bad idea, so we said a tow was coming and waved them along. We did that twice before finally deciding our only option was to accept the next offer for help and just risk it,
when a man came out of the house across the street.
Heâd clearly been watching us and figured out why weâd been lying to people, which really surprised me & he said âitâs okay, you can stay in your car and keep the doors locked. Just start backing up when I say so.â
I had the window cracked and told him âitâs too stuck. Thereâs no way weâre getting out. Could you call a tow?â
And he said âjust back up when I say so.â
So he walked around the front of the car, squatted, and said âokay back up,â
and I did, and
he lifted
the front of the car Into The Air. Off its front wheels, and we backed up while he essentially wheel-barrowed us back onto the road.
And we were honest to god yelling. We couldnât help it. We just yelled until all four wheels were back on the ground and he was waving us off while we thanked him.
And then I looked at my sister and cousin & said âhe REALLY told us we can KEEP our doors locked as if THAT WOULDâVE FUCKING STOPPED HIM!!!! As if he couldnât have just RIPPED EM OFF THE HINGES.â
I later looked up the weight of my car, and itâs 3200 pounds without anything or anyone in it.
This haunts me.
when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
IâM SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into peopleâs water bottles#but one of them didnât float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#thatâs how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x
my cousin told me his chem teacher, on the first day, dumped kerosine on her hand and set it on fire but then pulled it off and yelled âfake hand!â
Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinciâs best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy theyâre perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish.Â
THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS
Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is âSHES GOT EYEBROWSâ. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.
Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisaâs vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together.Â
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