What a Wonderful Mess

Just another disconnection from a world of good intentions. -Ohio stranded- - Beaucerons and Siberian Things -Procrastinator -Gamer -Dog Trainer -Music obsessive

[wadttinstagram]

While blue appears to be a common color, there are only two #fish that actually have #blue pigment! The rest simply reflect light in a way that makes them look blue. The brilliantly colored mandarinfish is one of those two species - the other, called a picturesque dragonet, is lovely but nowhere near as electric. #tropicalfish #aquariumfish #color #natureisamazing (at Shedd Aquarium) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvpksN3BHp_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hsz9ofmw5emj

[platycryptus]

I find this slightly hard to believe- what about fish that have blue coloration on their innards?

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Great question! These are photos of lingcod: their flesh is normally white, but occasionally they (and other closely related species) are found with blue-green flesh. 

The pigment that causes their coloration is biliverdin, which is actually a green pigment - it’s the same pigment responsible for the coloration of some eggshells, and that makes bruises greenish. 

I haven’t been able to find a paper yet that talks about what the specific pigment(s) are that are in the cyanophores of mandarin fish and picturesque dragonets, but I’ll report back if I find out more! 

[shimanamii]

Do you ever just

remember

that The Legend of Korra

was a real show

and that American television

will probably never

have anything like The Legend of Korra

like ever

ever

again?

Do you?????

[goodnight-moonlight-ladies-blog]

Ok so

I have a disease where my body produces cells that grow in the wrong place. They grow on my bowels and intestines. This causes severe pain, chronic fatigue, dizziness and lightheartedness, infertility, hormonal issues, and other symptoms that impact my life on a daily basis. 

In just that context it sounds serious.

But when I give it condition its proper name–endometriosis–people roll their eyes. People say “oh it’s just a period, everyone with a uterus has to deal with periods, periods suck, toughen up.” People insult me when I say I can’t get out of bed I can’t stand up or keep food down or function. 

Endometriosis is serious. It’s debilitating. It’s not just “a bad period.” Please don’t make people with endometriosis feel like they have to justify their symptoms. Please understand the awful reality of this condition 

[peachiw]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

oh calvin smh

[galacticchaosminion]

W H A T ?!

[viostormcaller]

Plus size where???? I’ve seen body positive ads for people who are plus sized and honey this aint it chief

[afro-elf]

i’m too soft of a bitch to have lived when love letters were common practice. i’d get One and go lay down by a river and my friends would be like “what’s wrong?” and i’d be like “my friends, i’ve fallen ill” 

[stream]

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

[portentsofwoe2]

wait that poster wasnt a joke

[pileofknives]

I’m gonna see this seven times

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

WHATS WITH THE BOWIE KNIFE?!?

[pileofknives]

Swiper got Dora fucked up

[hotvampireadjacent]

WHY DOES DORA NEED A KNIFE

[surprisebitch]

for times when “Swiper no swiping” doesnt work

[waywardconsultingtimelady]

I never realised it until there was a live action adaptation but I thought Dora was a toddler. 

[shikuuz-deactivated20200407]

ok… wig

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

this looks more real than real life

[nsn-kit]

I just had this realization that Kit Kats used to be wrapped in foil and have paper labels and I’m reeling that I remembered this and that I lived through the transition to plastic wrappers.

[4thefirsttimein5ever]

My mind is actually blown like…I can’t complete I forgot that

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

Whoa. You conjured memories I didn’t know I even had.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this image catapulted my consciousness into my seven year old body

[nyxserpent]

They were easier to open like that

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

why did I let that serenading kpop boy convince me that splitting hard fruits in half with my bare hands is something I can do

it is not as easy as he makes it look

this apple doesn’t even have a scratch mark on it

[barin-mclegg]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

his name is Choi Jongho and he can split apples, oranges and now even cantaloupes all the while continuing to sing beautifully

[korean-disaster]

i’m sorry what

[one-time-i-dreamt]

da

[daisyjazzridley]

And he goes, “What are you?”     Which is fucking rude.

[libertybill]

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[thatgalpal]

i will always fucking love this scene and how quickly roxxy and detox go from laughing and smirking at katya to being utterly terrified of her talent

[teathattast]

sound: [ON]

[midiport]

here’s the caption from twitter

[baking-accident]

the doctor who writers were super lucky they picked britney spears toxic for the “traditional earth ballad” joke because the song was only 2 years old then, they couldn’t have known it would be that iconic and timeless. they could so easily have picked a more forgettable and dated chart hit from 2003

[oysters-aint-for-me]

has anyone ever had the problem where you literally never want to do anything that you cannot reap benefits from immediately

like maybe I’m hungry but everything I have in the house at the moment would take 10+ minutes to prepare so I just……put off making the food for WAY longer than it would have taken to prepare the food when I first got hungry

Or i want to order some necessary thing online but the website says it will take a week to get here and i’m like “oh well fuck that” so I put off ordering it for like a week

Or if im like “I should clean my room because I like when it’s clean” but I know it’ll take me a couple hours so I don’t do it for like six months

It’s like there are only two times for me: right this instant and The Entire Rest Of The Future.

[strawberryoverlord]

That’s executive disfunction baby

[ulibeanzz]

did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?

[ulibeanzz]

[ulibeanzz]

hey just wanted to say thanks for this incredibly chilling remark i’m so scared now