Awesome, Wow

You will find here: a lot of fandom stuff and a lot of random stuff.

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

[fangirltofangod]

Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers

Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first 

[effervescentbi]

Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may 

Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t

[wombathos]

Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you

Bucky, tired: oh not this again

[tyskitty0-deactivated20210218]

Peter Parker: I would die for you

Mantis, 10/10 idiot wife: how noble of you, you will not be remembered i am sorry

[satyriconmp3]

peter parker: i would die for you, mr. falcon sir

sam, still mad about being beaten by this mouthy toddler: not if I kill you first, you little shit

[thekingsphinx]

Peter Parker: I would die for you

Ned, who is also a gen z idiot: Boi if you do I’ll yeet myself into the sun

[books-andbiscuits]

sksksidjddjns I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST

[garrettauthor]

Drax sent me.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I had class at the gardens today and while I was eating lunch by the pond, watching the family of ducks that comes into the picnic area to beg for food.  Today, the mother mallard had her offspring in tow. The sight was very adorable and resulted in much salad and fries being thrown thier way.  I was only sort of paying attention to thier movments when the following conversation took place at the next table over:

Toddler, just learning how to talk: *excited gasp*  A FUCK!

Mother: JENNA NO!

Jenna, bouncing up and down with glee: BABYS!  BABY FUCKS! BABY FUCKS!

Mother, hissing whisper of desperation: J e n n a   p l e a s e !

Jenna, ecstatic:FEEDA FUCKS!  FEEDA FUCKS!

Jenna, turning to me and gesturing: BABY FUCKS!!

Me:  Yeah!  Did you know a baby Duck is called a Duckling?

Jenna: !!!!!

Jenna: MOMMY!  FUCKLEYS!

Mother: I’m so sorry.

Me: Are you kidding?  This is the highlight of my week.

Jenna, chanting as shes loadedint the stroller and wheeled away: BA-BY FUCK-LEY! BA-BY FUCK-LEY! BA-BY FUCK-LEY!

The ducks continued their search for fries, uncaring.

[michaelburnnham]

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

[xxaceofspacexx]

w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g

[jewishdragon]

I lost my MIND at the packing peanuts one holy FUCK

[gen-zee]

Nothing, I repeat nOTHING could ever replicate both the absolute chaos and unity created by Kahoot. But the question is, which kid are you?: The kid panicking over wifi signal? The kid going “bUT I CLICKED THE OTHER ONE”? The kid sighing in defeat? The kid screaming in pain? The kid shouting in joy? The kid who’s like “was I toooo fast? no. kashoot yourself bitch”? The kid who’s lost their soul to Kahoot? Every single one. You are and have been every single last one of these and if you say that you aren’t, you’re a fucking liar.

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

[truth-is-bitter-blog]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST KEEP PICTURING SOME POOR SOUL SWEATING AND STARING AT THIS TRUCK IN THEIR REAR VIS MIRROR WITH PARTY IN THE USA PLAYING IS THIS A SCENE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE

[hobrien]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[viralfrog]

[juliastiles]

[missgoalie75]

#they all should have gotten sixteen emmys each for this

[aspiring-wildfire]

B99 is just. So Good y’all. It’s so good. Like??? I honestly can’t think of a relationship dynamic i don’t love and adore.

Holt and Gina??? The ultimate juxtaposition but also both sassy queer babes. The Ultimate Gossip Duo.

Holt and Jake?? The One True Father Son dynamic.

Jake and Rosa??? Sarcastic cop bros who love each other a lot.

Rosa and Amy??? Badass babes who support each other’s differences.

Amy and Gina?? Dramatic dorks who secretly love each other but don’t show it.

Gina and Jake??? Childhood best friends who probably did each other’s nails and definitely took baths together when they were babies.

Gina and Charles??? Those siblings who bicker constantly but are ready to Throw Hands if someone else tries to mock one of them.

Charles and Jake??? Pure besties who are 1000% each other’s hype man.

Charles and Amy?? Tea Sharing Sisters who cry and talk shit about mean people over ice cream and face masks.

Charles and Rosa?? Soft pals who support each other a lot and are full of love.

Rosa and Holt?? Stoic badasses who are secretly very soft but Will Kill You if you tell anyone.

Holt and Amy??? Mentorship Police Dad and Adorable Excited Police Daughter.

Terry and literally everyone?? Dad. Everyone’s dad. The dad you wanna be and the dad you wanna have. Dad.

Terry and Holt??? Just trying to keep their police children + Gina alive until next week. Struggling Co-Parents.

Hitchcock and Scully?? Lifetime bros who love each other almost as much as food and chairs.

Gina and Rosa?? Could have been a hot-ass couple. Hot-ass friendship duo instead. Queens who prove God is a Woman.

Kevin and Holt??? Soulmates. Beige and love each other. Pure and Perfect.

Kevin and Gina??? Gossip pals. Definitely have dish sessions.

Kevin and Jake?? Reluctant Dad™ and super eager son.

Jake and Amy??? The Purest Couple On Earth. Ultimate Soulmates. Love each other so much but are always down for Witty Banter. Make every single important life choice via bet. Competitive™ and probably fight over who looks nicer that day. Intense compliment battles Always.

Just. Brooklyn Nine-Nine is So Good and the squad is so pure and i love them so much i cry pls help theyre too beautiful

[sweetlikecandy]

#relatable

[spanishlandia]

[moon-covey]

To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before + Tropes

[lettersiarrange]

reasons why the princess diaries 2 is actually the best movie ever made

ok so i know that when we were all young fanchildren we all watched this movie and sighed dreamily. but i am here to tell u that this movie is even better than u remember

1. the main conflict in the movie is the arranged marriage. i’m gonna stop right here, because princesses in arranged marriages are a classic fanfiction trope that we are all trash for. don’t lie to yourself. but it gets BETTER. not only is there an arranged marriage… the guy she’s arranged to marry is actually a really chill dude. u like this dude. u know they would be good friends and partners. he would make a good king. but sHE DOESNT LOVE HIM!!! she doesn’t love him. and it would be so easy for the narrative to say ~oh look at this selfish girl she has a handsome titled good man ready to marry her she’s so SELFISH for wanting passion and true love, so naive~ (see fuckboys: i’m so nice and handsome why doesn’t she love me she’s horrible) instead the narrative presents her not marrying him as a perfectly valid choice and one the viewer sides with her on. the narrative supports her choice and makes it clear it was the right decision. ADDITIONALLY, the solution presented to fix the arranged marriage problem is to DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY. like???? don’t fuck with me this movie is perfect

2. literally the other main conflict is the love interest. he’s essentially a conman trying to convince mia to fall passionately in love with him so he can steal the throne. but along the way… he falls in love with her. THIS IS LITERALLY THE PLOT OF THREE THOUSAND FANFICTIONS PEOPLE

3. speaking of fanfiction…this movie is one. like, i’m not even joking. the first princess diaries movie essentially compiled the first 3 books into a movie, but the sequel wasn’t based on the books at all. disney just pulled something out of their asses and was like “this will make the fangirls happy”

4. at the beginning of the movie mia graduates from princeton’s woodrow wilson school of international affairs… literally one of the best international studies programs on the planet.. then she’s flown to a castle…where she’s a princess..and has hot men falling all over her…and wears ballgowns…like…mia is such a mary sue but somehow the movie manages to avoid making her one AT ALL

5. also holy shit??! mia doesn’t just stand around looking pretty as a princess.. she’s clearly really smart and genuinely cares about the people of genovia and does her best to serve them well even to it’s hard work… like damn mia is fucking committed to being a good queen she’s not just a princess because castles make good backdrops for romances

6. the queen/joe YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS u fucking know u shipped that shit

7. THE ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT FUCKING THE PATRIARCHY. MIA IS PORTRAYED AS KIND AND SENSITIVE BUT THAT ADDS TO HER APPEAL AS A RULER NOT DETRACTS FROM IT. AT THE END OF THE MOVIE SHE’S LIKE “fuck these rules written by old white men, i’m gonna make my own less sexist rules” AND THEN SHE FUCKING DOES?!? SHE FUCKING CALLS OUT THE SEXISM OF THE LAWS AND THEN CHANGES THEM. HELLO WOMEN IN PARLIAMENT! GOODBYE BOYS CLUBS! A WOMAN IS FULLY CAPABLE OF RULING ON HER OWN WITHOUT A MAN AND SHE FUCKING DRILLS THAT INTO THEIR GODDAMN HEADS

8. chris pine. what a hot piece of ass amiright

9. the number of times something fucking bizarre happens to mia and she theoretically looks into the camera like she’s on the office is comedic gold honestly. the maids?? flirting with her arranged husband?? climbing out a window?? the fAKE LEG!? mia is just trying to live her life but the universe keeps fucking it up. i feel u mia. 

in sum i have n o idea how the fuck this movie got made but goddamn is it not god’s gift to man

[drst]

You forgot:

10. It’s women working together that foil the plot. Uncle Gimli’s maid is the one who tells Chris Pine that his uncle sabotaged the romantic night out in order to discredit Mia, aka the love of his life. The last we see of her is her eating pear-flavored popcorn with her feet up.

11. Also the arranged fiance, when she dumps him AT THE ALTAR, he THANKS HER for saving him from just doing his duty and not actually living his own life.

12. Lily. Everything about Lily. “Should I shoo him or should I shoo him? Tell me who to shoo and I’ll shoo.” “My hello is insignificant. Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, come with me.”

Julie Andrews mattress-surfing.

[ekjohnston]

Also this was the first time Julie Andrews sang post-surgery, when she didn’t think she’d ever since again, and the director was all “Okay, we have to get this in one take, because the actors will be emotional” but the crew TOTALLY LOST IT and still managed to get it in one take, even though apparently as soon as she started, it was just TEARS EVERYWHERE.

[mercymornthemilf-deactivated202]

Cards Against Humanity is hiring new writers and folks…………….. I’ve waited my entire life for this

[oh-little-owl]

Hire this person

[refinery29]

This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books

Love you, bye! Read it and weep.

[beggars-opera]

“I will most likely not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey” is now my favorite sentence to use in the future

[tactical-necromancy]

“please sir” and “i will buy you expo markers” killed me

[gif87a-com]

Noot Noot

[slavetomyheadcanon]

I don’t know what it is, but the second one splashing into the water cracks me up hard core, like literal tears streaming out of my eyes I’m laughing so hard.

[dana-de-oz]

@ninido

[ninido]

@slothfulcat i’m crying my ass i can’t see shit anymore