Everything at once

Hello and welcome to my shit show. Hosted by yours truly, Sam the-totally-not-lame human. I hardly post anything these days. @thatsalamander on tiktok check out these tags: #sass squad #Odysseus crew #my art

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Hello am I alive

Anyways here's a one piece oc cuz idk

His name is Ash, and he's Smokers younger brother who ate the hai-hai no mi (ash-ash fruit) and was later one of Ceasars experiments.

I honestly just wanted an excuse to draw a shirtless man >,> who said that??

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We lost the fight, but at least we looked cool at the end

[trash-panda-xoxo]

may the fourth be with you or whatever they say

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A showcase of some of my seikret color combos mostly based off of fish and birds

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It's gone and it's not even midnight yet

Edit: he has risen baby girl😘

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It's been a while so here's some random art stuff I've been working on

Most of it is my oc Sam other than the sunfish merman who is Sam but in a different font lmao

[mchi22]

Today’s the day

[recoiloperated]

TODAYS THE DAY!

[shieldmaideneowyn]

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

[thatsalamander]

Has anybody suggested the hellboy x stranger things fanfiction

Cuz like David harbor plays hellboy

Imagine hopper just like being hellboy in the upside down or sm

Absolutely wicked crack fic

[sillyman-justgoofy]

many inventions…. must continue research

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[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[pokemonpostsdaily]

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

[regularhill]

[lacefuneral]

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

[twentythousandblades]

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My art block randomly lifted last night and I knocked this shit out like a maniac

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