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FABRICS!

200,000 years and human societies still haven’t figured out how to deal with sexuality. c’mon people, you’re embarrassing us in front of the other mammals

twwren

homosexuality is seen in over 1500 species, homophobia is only seen in one

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the implication is that homophobia is unnatural. an aberration, if you will.

impiusangelus

Nature, holding humanity by the wrist and glaring: humanity, you’re making a scene. We’ll talk about this at home, young species.

snapscube

two sonics dub a scene from the incredibles

youtube version

#IM

glumshoe

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

glumshoe

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

keepcalmandcarriefischer

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

iguanamouth

Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

nightkunoichi-deactivated202111

I will never not reblog this little cutie

the-affectionate-boy

This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.

boo-ni

He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.

fmanime

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

fmanime

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

ink7blot

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

comrade-hozier

@dalethesjtoddler

cappucino-commie

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

captainlordauditor

This post was written by Roy Mustang

ebonyheartnet

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

somethingmissingthiswaycomes

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”

And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”

nest-deactivated20181209

i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

lostalive

A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.

johannesviii

In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice “the Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyes” and I don’t know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.

antique-scarecrow

i really appreciate the last commenter giving us an exact date and time like that information needs to be preserved

siwrenn

One time I passed out on the couch after going a few days without sleep, and when I woke up mom said I had been speaking in German in my sleep, and it sounded like I was ordering people to build something

squided

When I was like 5 my mom took me to the grave of her friend that died of cancer and I asked what happened and my mom explained that she died and i fucking said “I died once” and my mom asked me to explain and I went into pretty detailed explanation about how I died in a war because “I got stabbed by a gun with a knife at the end” (my exact words) and I met god and she (she’s a woman obvs) asked if I wanted to stay or go back to earth and I said I wanted to go back so I chose my mom cause she was struggling to have a baby (she had me through IVF) and lemme tell you that changed her like nothing will make you second guess your religious beliefs like a five year old explaining heaven and god to you

kortzite

thatsgayge

I very often wake up thinking I have extra body parts. Like I’ll have an itch on my nose and I’ll reach up to scratch it and go “Oh, it must be the other one.” In the same sense I’ll stretch and be confused as to why my third and fourth arms aren’t stretching with me only to realize that I don’t have a third or fourth arm.

pupluzo

It’s just so funny that by the second episode L has already figured out the death note’s requirements, where Light is, and called him a little bitch on live tv

foreverthirty1

Tonight after giving my baby her bath, I was drying her off and whispering all the little nonsense things moms whisper to babies when they’re laying there, so sweet and clean, smiling and cooing back at you. “I love you more than the sun and the moon and the stars.” “I would climb the biggest mountain in the world for you.” “I will always protect you.” “I would walk 1,000 miles to protect you.”

And as I said that last one outloud, not even thinking about the words until I heard myself say them, it hit me like a ton of bricks. It hit me. That some women do this. That some women look their babies in the eye and tell them “I would walk 1,000 miles to protect you,” and then they are actually asked by a cruel world to make good on this promise. And they pick up their babies and walk. And walk. And walk. A thousand miles. They walk a thousand miles carrying their own baby, their own Ellie. A thousand miles, two thousand miles, more. To protect them. Like I know in my heart I would do too if I ever had to. If the cruel world ever landed on my own doorstep.

A thousand miles.

And when they reach what they thought would be their safe haven, after walking for weeks, months, my government, on my behalf, rips their baby out of their arms and refuses them refuge.

And I honestly had to sit down.

I am begging you to vote for the Democrat in November. Put aside your pride and your stubbornness. For the love of god, make this stop.

I’m begging.

Thank you.

mordeshakes

My cat’s body is so loose and saggy that he blended in perfectly with a sweater on the ground. When my mom was cleaning up, she thought he was part of the sweater and grabbed him. :(

#AJDBMADNKSNFSDLA

awesome-picz

Orangutans Befriend Otters That Often Swim Through Their Enclosure At The Zoo Forming ‘A Very Special Bond’.

myinnerneeeeeeerd

I love orangutans

previoustags

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

byjove

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.