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I found a guide for a no tape, easy to unwrap wrapping tutorial to make Christmas a little more accessible, wish I just found it sooner
Could i not have seen that before Christmas? Anyway, queueing this for next december to save a life.
This is how they wrap surgical sets before sterilizing them (in a cloth not paper...god I wosh the cloth is a pain in the ass) except when they tuck the last bit in, they fold it over so the end is poking out of the box (like a pull tab).
guys i’m returning to my roots as a poetry blog
prayer for a laundry basket
I won’t ever get to fold laundry with you.
Future loss
constricts my throat.
My brain knows the odds are stacked
the marriage will die in my Pinterest board.
My love latches onto you,
wraps around you,
won’t let you go.
The way you eat a tub of yogurt a day,
the arc of your arms when you
dive into a pool,
how my head fits on your shoulder.
I think I’ll be the one to fuck it up.
I get scared, I run. I told you before it started:
I’m not brave.
And there’s infinite ways this ends,
maybe you’ll go to Yale and
I’ll go to Amherst.
A smart decision made too soon,
a husband who doesn’t like yogurt.
But in this moment you
look at me
and put your head on my shoulder.
You love Lake Michigan and swimming and
Studio Ghibli and cooking for me and
I love you.
In this moment
I pray that the hamper
has both of our clothes.
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot" in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
1.8 million doot doots delivered
yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode
get to know your mutuals♡
if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)
what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?
are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?
what is your style?
regular milk or plant based milk?
which one do you put first milk or cereal?
fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)
and I'll go first cuz I can
girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷♀️🤷♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?
I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart
anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)
something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other
I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty
regular but only 1,5% fat
CEREAL
sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed
tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006
and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer
1. i would like to be the cat i just love them
😭😭 sleeping 70% of your life? sounds like a dream. plus as a cat i wouldnt be fat just fluffy🎀
2. probably some clothes from the collection laying on my floor...
3. well tarot cards and crystals on my desk says im a witch🤭🤭
4. on a daily basics its some band shirt or cunty tops paired with too big for me jeans but when i feel like it im wearing more "gothic" outfits
5. only regular
6. milk.
7. feeding the victim glass sounds quite intriguing
sorry for my bad english >.<
tags: @droganabrzesc666 @weightlossbian
hiiii m0rph!! :) 1. I'm not sure sure, but probably some kind of bird - ideally a colourful tropical one. I'd love to be able to have the freedom to fly, and I just think birds are so beautiful! 2. In a hurry? Probably just like baggy jeans and a t-shirt, which is honestly what I wear a lot of the time anyways. I don't really like wearing a lot of things cuz I can be pretty sensitive to the textures of a lot of clothes. :/ 3. Maybe a dryad? I really love nature and being in forests, so it could be a good fit I guess. 4. I mean ideally some sort of alt, but I don't have that many clothes for it (or in general) right now. Hopefully I'll have time to do some DIY stuff over the summer. Currently? I tend not to dress super fem cuz I don't really like it but tbh mostly casual.
5. Regular. Definitely. 6. Don't have cereal much anymore (</3) but when I do it's always cereal first. 7. I mean not to sound too weird but i vaguely remember having the idea of grating someone's sk1n 0ff (with a cheese grater) until they just eventually d1e from it? I mean I think this is a bit more similar to t0rture though. tagging my gorgeous mutuals: @marzippan @eeeeeeismeee @littlelambykins @wyndig0-reblogs (or @wyndig0s-blog) @dragonflys-words also open to anyone else who wants to! :D
SNAKE (I just rly love snakes) if I had to choose it would probably be a red tail boa
Same thing I wear everyday lol, baggy jeans, baggie t, baggie flannel, and my docs
Love vampires, but I'd definitely be a dryad. I'm a Hozier listener and a lesbian, how can I not be?
Butch grunge punk, I will say no more
Regular. I don't care. Chocolate almond might be an exception, but probably not.
I don't eat my cereal with milk </3
I mean, if we're going for something simple I'd probably say Boomslang venom. Boomslang venom is a blood thinner and essentially just makes you bleed out through every orifice in your body. But I'm also a biiiiiigggg fan of cannibalism, so a quick and easy death by blunt force before eating the carcass is probably my fav. Can't say that I didn't want to say death by Saw trap, but honestly nothing can beat cannibalism :]
@allonsy-moony @uhhlifeig @clodyghost @perpetualloser10191 @irlpowderfromarcane
a kookaburra if irl but id choose to be padfoot (as in sirius black) in fantasy bc no one said anything abt being a specific animal-slash-character (also bc i long to have a remus lupin of my own but shhhh)
sweatpants and a sweater (fun fact i can wear sweaters in up to 100F heat bc idc and i cant feel it)
siren or vampire (based on what myth were talking abt) bc i screech like a bird really often when i get startled and also i have a tendency to lure ppl in (its the personality guys) and also bc blood and death are staples of life
dark academia (or whimsigoth sometimes when i have time and energy)
dont like milk unless cereal
cereal if im happy but milk when im sad
ooooh uhhh. theres so many ways i cant choose :( (yes i can. its the one where someone is covered in honey and sent along a bug infested river to be eaten alive) (close runner up is the blood eagle)
npt: @regulus-cannot-swim @whydousernamesevenexist @moonandstarshangoutinbars @criimsonreg @wylanlupin @eloose
1. I would be a unicorn and cat hybrid because I love cats and whimsy !! forced to be a human, born to be a unicat
2. My favorite pair of baggy jeans my pink sweater maybe (definitely a pink shirt) and my pink converse!
3. I think I'm a fairy! I would love to have little cute wings and fly around a forest and live in a little mushroom
4. I'm not really sure but I love wearing pink and bright colours with jewelry!
5. regular milk!!
6. I put cereal first
7. wow this is definitely a question! I've never thought about it but probably euthanasia so they would die peacefully and not in pain!!
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ty for the tag! :)
I'd be a squirrel. I don't have any fun reasoning I just think it'd be neat.
t-shirt & pants, probably crocs too.
a witch, I already unintentionally do a lot of witchy sorta stuff anyway.
usually incredibly low effort, just whatever is easy to wear while looking alright. occasionally when I have the energy to put effort into how I look I end up wearing something ridiculous. (I have terrible taste in fashion.)
regular, I like oatmilk more but it's pricey so I don't buy it often.
cereal first
uhh idk. the most practical way would be to shoot them, plus I live in the us so guns are easy to come by.
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1. A Gorgon, protecting people is my deal. Or a harpy, because my personality resonates "birdwise";
2. Probably something one of my siblings or my mother left in the bathroom cloth thingy – yeah, leave your clothes around and I'll steal them, simple as that;
3. Definitely a mermaid/siren, cause I'd love to be out there luring idiotic men who think they will take advantage of my body into lovely little meals; :P
4. My style is like if Boone from Fallout NV was a magical girl (he is);
5. Regular? I don't think I have ever had any plant based milk...
6. The bowl, obviously;
7. Favorite way? Idk, never committed murder, but I guess a frying pan would be a funny way. Or a crochet needle. (That's a seriously weird question. 🤷🏼♀️).
@50-shades-of-autism23 @lucyswr1t1ng @carb0n-m0n0xide
Id want to be a crow. They can fly and are smart and pretty (or a selkie would be pretty cool too ngl but like in modern day so people wouldnt trap me on land so l could just freely go from person to seal)
Jeans and a graphic t shirt
I have been told multiple times that I give the aura of someone who would curse someone if they crossed me but I think im a vampire cuz l bite people and am pale and stay up late
I dont really have one I bounce from style to style ngl
regular
Cereal you animal
On a cliffside dramatically where we wrestle then I end up pushing them off thr edge and watching them fall
@mast3rsw0rd @chernobylcatfish09 @i-eat-asphalt @frenchfriesmotherfucker @whoops-all-neurodivergency @seraphinfestedqueer @lord-enchantress @finleyforevermore @c0nstantlyscreaming
1. Kenku bc I like mocking people
2. Jeans and a T shirt, maybe slap a random hoodie on and hope it doesn’t have a stain on it
3. Mermaid bc I love the sea and swimming (I also like sailing but I don’t think that would really work if I was a mermaid)
4. Mainly punk with a bit of emo sprinkled in
5. Regular
6. Cereal, tf?
7. In a river or the seaside about knee deep in the water just after sunset. It’s misty. We’re both worn out. I manage to deck them. I get on top of them and strangle them while their head is under the water as they struggle weakly. Tears streak my face. When it is done in sit back and look at my hands in disparity. The blood that now runs slick, caking the calloused palms and fingers as they shake ever so slightly. I got no satisfaction out of killing them. It was not worth it. This is not what he would’ve wanted to become of me. But now I can’t take it back.
@thexie-and-stars @the-sun-personified @the-fabulous-killjoy @watchhimbecomeagawd @savi-shiji @dumb-chrissy-hoffmann @dontfollowmeokbud and any of the other wonderful little freaks I’ve missed out if you want to join.
ooo fun!
probly a cat so i can sleep whenever i want and also they're just silly
band shirt and cargo pants, honestly at this point half my shirts are band shirts
probly a witch or a vampire, cuz, uh, vibes - also turning into a bat would be fucking sick, although not going out in sunlight would suck
kinda a mix of like punk, scene, emo, and goth
chocolate (im sorry man i don't like any milk other than chocolate)
cereal, cuz again don't like milk, but if i did eat cereal with milk, if you put the milk in first than putting cereal in would splash
bubonic plague
@iamtherandomperson @frankieroslefttesticle @handageddon @ketchup-is-green @undead-vamp or any of my other mutuals wanna join?
Uhhhhh honestly probably a lion, they just seem super cool and I always loved how their manes look
This old grey shirt with wolves on it that my dad gave me and cargo pants, they're mostly my go-to outfit anyways (because gender euphoria)
Hmmmm.. probably very obvious but a vampire, because I like the idea of being this weird creature that hates the sun and feeds off of blood
A mix of grunge, punk, and emo, maybe a little bit of scene because I wear a bunch of these kandi bracelets I make (I think that's considered scene???????? If not then just a mix of grunge, punk, and emo)
Uhhh regular milk, I've never really tried any other kind of milk tbh
cereal first, the milk would splash n stuff if you put it first
Probably just tossing them in some sort of dangerous body of water (ex: shark infested waters, parasite infested, just overall dangerous water), don't think I could stomach using my own hands to do it
@demochem @thnksfrthpoison @crushed-up-syringes @fabulousk1lljoy @hotel-bella-morte @playgroundeyes @hyssteria @dollarstoregeeway @mossy-petrichor @therealaxlrose @bruisedguitar and anyone else who wants to join !!!
thx for the tag!!
1: prolly a wolf, snow leopard, or a cat! Bc those r my theriotyped lol
2: leggings and a tee shirt or sweater
3: y'all prolly saw this coming but vampire!! Bc I'm vampirekin :3
4: UGH I HAVE SO MANYYYYY uhh SOME of them r prolly like grunge, a mix of emo and goth, goth, skater, kinderwhore, coquette, whatever my mother's style is, and other styles/aesthetics of stuff I like that I don't know the names too 😭
5: regular milk
6: cereal first duh, what kind of blasphemous bastard puts milk before the cereal 💀/hj
7: probably by gunshot but I'd hit them in the head with it multiple times before doing so, I love the idea of banging shit on someone's head it sounds satisfying especially with a gun tho, maybe beating them with a baseball bat but those ones with nails in it- actually fuck it I'll rip that bitch up with my bare hands idgaf in fact I'll eat the mfs heart lmao (the heart specifically bc idk if I cans stomach other organs Idk why I'm like that but I'll eat flesh for sure) ............ This sound hella disturbing don't it
Whoo! Been a while since I've tagged my shyts!
@softpillowsandblankets @dangernoodlefrogdad @beanzbyartificalmeans @punk-o-ween @gr3ml1nnnnn @khao00 @birdgee @destroya-gee @st4rrrdestroya @raythepsychic @undead-vamp @bloodyfoundations @ uhhh who elseeeee ermmmmmm @raythepsychic @ I FORGOR DA REST 😿💔💔💔💔💔 anyone else who I forgot or what's to join!!
Animal I'd be if I could? Snek, for danger noodle. Car for the ability to climb literally any surface.
Jeans, random goofy aah shirt and whatever shoes are fastest to put on.
I have no arcane properties or aptitude, so not a witch. Same for fairy/fae, ditto for dryad. I can't sing, and I can't swim. I dislike the sun for it's heat, and also it's slightly glary, that being said I go outside and touch grass. Ergo none apply. However, Vampire is the closest match to my physical manifestation.
Comfortable and pragmatic is my style frfr. Whatever works.
Normal Milk, Duh..
Cereal first. The other way around is fucking criminal
Hmm. Depends on the context of the killing. If it needs to be a STATEMENT, large machete. If it's to be silent, rifle from long distance. Just for funsies? A large fucking knife. There are many ways to end a life. Some more entertaining than others, some more silent and covert. Either way, I would only do this in extenuating circumstances.
@sal3m-trials @artalicsoul @unt1ed-sh0el4ces @sirithesillies
Have At It :D
Animal: FOX!!!! I luv foxes so MUCH THEY'RE SO CUUUUTTEEEE!! .(≧▽≦)
Clothes: random black trousers and orange jumper.
Witch: I just think it'd be awesome to be a witch (not the simple green ones!)
Style: anything comfy/cozy is how I like to exist:)
Milk: regular, but I don't mind other kinds like it's not bad ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
Cereal: idek tbh, I just eat porridge with jam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Favourite kill method:
In fantasy, disintegration.〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
In reality:Brutal pipe murder (This is a reference to tma please someone know what I'm on about)
@starstruckfirecat @fuvkyallilovemyself07 @oddlybaddreams @yipyipbooktime @witchervibess @seraphina--rose
Animal: a cat, i wanna laze around in the sunn
Outfit: Loose fitting jeans and a green hoodie
Ima say witch cus I'm kinda weird and used to make positions
Style: comfy hoodie and jeans with lots of jewellery kinda vibe, not too girly
Milk: i love a good glass of fresh milk but any and all
Cereal first
Kill someone: definitely an epic sword fight where we are both very skilled
@organic-coconut-milk @bluwieepix0 @coquelicot72 @dumb-chrissy-hoffmann
animal - a blue morpho butterfly 🦋 (I think that's what it's called lmao)
outfit - flannel, shorts, headphones (yes the headphones are part of my outfit)
probably a vampire because I don't like going into sunlight and yeah idk what else vampires do
casual? grunge? idk I wear hoodies and flannels a lot so 🤷
all milk I love milk I will have any milk there is
cereal first duh (the only correct option.)
I'm quite nonconfrontational so I'd just poison their tea with cyanide and then taxidermy them like in The Landlady
yippee this was fun thanks for the tag!
@siriuslyobsessed394 @s4pph1re-20 @nerosero-requiem @jinxed-starry-pages + anyone who sees this
ty for the tag!! sorry i did this way after getting tagged
i'm thinking wolf because that's my favorite animal. if it were a mythological creature though, i'd want wings, so probably a dragon or oneiroi (personified dreams in greek mythology)
jeans, t-shirt. that or white collared button up and literally anything i can layer with. then i'd wear platform boots.
i think fairy because i just vibe with fairies more. i'd love being a witch but eh. fairies are more chill. and they have wings!
my style is whatever works, i'd say it ranges from grunge, indie, to like preppy ("old school" version)
plant based milk bc i suck 😞 rice milk
CEREAL. i will not hear the others out.
no don't worry i've thought of it! honestly would depend on the person and why i'm killing them. slashing if i'm killing them because of hatred or making good on a threat. there's a lot of places where you can get to the major veins! other way would be by denying their existence fervently until they eventually cease to exist.
as always, lmk if you don't want to be / want to be tagged in the future
@alwaysthedreamerneverthedream @bingusdingusbitches @charbroiledchicken @itsnotmyfaultimthisway @aled4laide @nekonfu @maisonshikkoku @angst-and-fajitas @organic-coconut-milk @shessofineliterallyhitmewithacar @breadinhaler3 @iris-echos @wormserrr @disappearingboy16 @jami-c @autism-spectral-theorem @rins-batcave @arcadewizard
Either a shark (cause they're cool duh) or a gay couples dog (cause i'd get treated insanely well)
A flying squirrel onsie
idk but ppl who know me would say dryad cause im short
ska/skate punk
plate based
doesn't matter (milk first if i need to see how much milk I put in)
jersey mafia way
@i-need-a-user @shessofineliterallyhitmewithacar @cocaine-a-cola-official @technicallygsharp @itsnotmyfaultimthisway @fall1ngawayfromm3 @nerosero-requiem @andy-the-depressed @briefkittenearthquake @cricket1t
@disappearingboy16 you're def a dryad bc you're short
rat cause they're smart and cute
jeans, t shirt, mismatched socks
i literally have no idea what i am but i love trees and greek mythology so i would want to be a dryad
of clothes? whats in my closet and not atrotious looking
i'm very picky about milk, top choice is 2% cows milk and a not very close second is oat milk. I hate almond, coconut, whole, and low fat milk
cereal first and the other way makes literally no sense
I fear I haven't thought about this before (unlike seemingly everyone else in this thread), but probably by growing botulism on a baked potato, turning it into a loaded baked potato (with chili, cheese, sour cream, and chives) and feeding it too the person i'm trying to kill :)
@sparrow527
MUSIC LOVERS ASSEMBLE!!
i feel like starting a tag chain so i hope this works out :)
reblog this with 3 songs:
the song your listening to right now (or last one you listened to)
your current favourite song
a song of your choice
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mine:
its now or never - elvis presley/love in the dark - adele
trastevere - måneskin
nevermore - queen
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tagggzzzz: (np ofc) @heartstopper-lover123 @s0lit4ir3 @ali-da-demon @vicwritesfic @skeelly @charliethinks @tori-my-love @chronic-skeptic @toulouseradiosilence @stewpid-soup @nine-frogs-in-a-trenchcoat @pessimistic-gh0st @theshyqueergirl @crowleybrekkers @a-bowl-of-soop @frogfairy444 @robinheaney12 @fairyghostgirlgaming @thatsawesomedontyouthink @venusplanetoflove2 @thelovelyvie @abookishshade @spir4nts-lun4r @i-have-no-idea-111 @kit-the-queer @a-wondering-thought @scatteredraysofhope @coco6420 @softlyunbreakable @givennnnnn @far-beyond-saving @darling-im-wonderstruck @heartstoppernerdsstuff @nonbinary-idiot-obviously @rebelrobinrules1984 @daydream-of-a-wallflower @leonine-elizer @angel-devil-star and anyone else who wants to join!!
Footnote - Conan Gray
Do I wanna know? - Arctic monkey
Nothing's gonna hurt you - CAS
Tags
@nonerrata-myarchives @f4iry-bell @lila-77 @sarahwithanh5 @myhyperfixationisbooks @jkriordanverse @inkstainsonmysheets @im-on-crack-send-help @its-alaina13 @thornveili @toooster @apollosmusee @book-nerd-emi @xoxzso @sweetreveriee @lyra-kane @lovethornes @livreadz @literally-alice-cullen @sarastellasari + anyone
my love mine all mine-Mitski
do i wanna know- arctic monkeys (how did last listen to the same song??)
somebody new-hozier
@7975348473 @musiwashere @talahsaudiobooklibrary @hopeless-umii @jjsblueberry @whoo0sh @sweetreveriee @thesingerinthewoods @shattered-glass-roses + all my splendid moots!!
1. Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter
2. One of the girls - The weekend, Jennie, and Lilly rose depp The Great war- Taylor Swift
3. Ms. Americana and the heart break prince
Npt: @shattered-glass-roses @balladofareader @welcome-to-chiles @letmeliveinelfhame @chxrrybxmbi @fwrails @foreverwinter22 @bvrnesher @liaisbroke @caramelmiacchiato
— 💐 : thanks for the tag @hopeless-umii !
Friends — Chase Atlantic
Cowboy like me — Taylor Swift
Don't — eAeon (feat. RM)
🏷 — tags: @xoxorory @sacrificiallane @lydiasfalling @dxstoeskyvjbess @chxrrybxmbi @nana-luvy @cowboylikemily @catchmeonyourceiling !
I wasn't tagged, but it seemed fun.
Maniac-Conan Gray
Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold
Officer Down - Hannah Ellis
Tags: @whatonearthisgoingon @werewolfadmirer @siriuslyobsessed394 @leoluvsgreenday @percyweasleyapologist @snifellus
Drift Away Omnichord by Trillian
Seven Minutes in Heaven by MSI
Brutus by The Buttress
@unnecessaryheadache @bikisser23 @lllaced @love-hate-love00 @tired-writer-in-progress @thepicklekingog @deswhomst @acelovesremuslupin @harrietthespywastaken @gigiyuu @xuxueee @destroy-the-binary @xxlady-lunaxx @mxlovey32 @reaperlight @symbiotic-slime @blitzstoneshouldbecanon @luna---lovegood @starman-01 @siriuslyobsessed394 @welcometoh0rr0rwood @kolpok20122024 @werewolfadmirer @getsuuna
number 1. moody blue by elvis presley
number 2. how to never stop being sad by dandelion hands
number 3. i’m in love with my car by queen
@narniasclosetvoltron @theforgottenboy
@idontknowwhoiam12 @perfectionistarsonist
@astoria-nyx-moon @gendermiiiilk
@blitzstoneshouldbecanon
Oohhh thanks for the tag :3
Bobby sox by Green day
High voltage by gum disease
Last resort by papa roach
@narniasclosetvoltron @grahams-gerudo @winter-depressed-belle @faeriesandfables @spaghettihell
thanks for the tag <3
1. viva la vida - coldplay
2. zitti e buoni - måneskin
3. ooooooh my choice: american idiot - green day
@imqueer1209 @utterqueerdisasterthesimp @pansexualnerdpanic @purple-dinosaur17 @asillylittlebean @equestrianmetalhead
and narnia and belle but y’all have been tagged already
When he sees me - waitress the musical
i don’t really know. Probably something from a musical
people watching - Conan gray
@babyqueenfangirl + open tags
Narcissist - Baby Queen
Lonely Dancers - Conan Gray
Killing Me - Conan Gray (bc its such an underrated song)
@roselandsrl @thatonequeerk1d @optimisticc-heartss @winter-depressed-belle @cieraheart
Cotton candy by spill tab
2. In the stars by Benson Boon(it’s been My fav sense forever).
3. L’amour De Ma Vie Billie Eilish
@wolfthedrolf @lunalikeswomen @dutchyapper @fuckheadfelix @andy-the-depressed
Viva La Vida (Epic Version) by Rainaeiry (or however you spell their name :P)
Premier Inn by Good Kid or Slow Dance by Saint Motel
Dance with me by topline addicts
@angry-oil-slick11 @violetscowgirl @telepatiangel @the-diary-of-a-moody-teenager @elayathenerd @electr1cblue +open tags!
It’s Not That Easy But You’re Easy (By McCafferty )
Remember My Name (Mitski)
Brand New City (Mitski)
@electr1cblue , @elayathenerd , @violetscowgirl , @bambienthralled , @angry-oil-slick11 , @violetscowgirl + open tags!
closer by nine inch nails (im getting freaky on c.ai what can i say)
ptolemaea by ethel cain
doomer gf song by vyva melinkolya
@ragd0ll-333 @ririwithrice @asimplestardewfarmer @cheriebunie @glitchheart1828 @reign-of-the-kitkats @unava-lable @unfairlypossessed + open tags :3
Sailor Song by Gigi Perez
Shes my Collar by Gorillaz ft. Kali Uchis
Fairies by Ashley Sienna
@angry-oil-slick11 @violetscowgirl @espurrissobbg @wolfthedrolf @cheez-the-clown @bambienthralled @catolive2000 @devi0usn3ss @damsnackbar03 @demigoddess-of-ghosts @electr1cblue @telepatiangel @ivorykiram @steph-is-stupid @giverofdonuts @itzzzzzzyyyyydaaaaa @kikidoesthings
ooh fun! i love music tags <3
Earrings by Malcolm Todd
Blood and Tears by Danzig
Killah by Lady Gaga
@poetic-sponge @jad0re-g0re @oddity123 @je-suis-indesicive + open tag <3
1. Video games - Lana Del Ray
2. Ceilings - Lizzy McAlpine
3. my boy only breaks his fav toys - Taylor Swift (something like that)
♡ thx for the tag ♡
@xoxochb @binibby @inmyheaddd @imhisstargirl @sweet-girl-in-cabin-13 @mooniesgirlblog & all other moots
logical - olivia rodrigo
favorite sin - ava morse but it changes like every other week
sinners - ari abdul, thomas larosa
just wanted to join cuz i love music too much @thebenediktmontagov @lilyflower52 @taylorswiftfostersitagain @sunsetovertheocean and anyone elseeee
difficult by gracie abrams
wings by little mix
everyone falls, chloe ament
no pressure tags @thishumanformislimiting @jeannefostergoriot @imobsessed123
1. So Long London by Taylor Swift
2. the lakes by Taylor Swift
3. Personal Best by Maisie Peters
Umm
@cassieisinthebasementt @alaydabug2 @aspenaspenaspenaspenaspen
No Longer You ——— Epic the Musical
Juliet——— Cavetown
Sweet Hibiscus Tea ——— Penelope Scott
@multi-fandom-lunatic @ahanarhorse @oopsies-maeve-did-a-thing @er-idkhehe
1: lalalala by stray kids
2: family line by Conan gray
3: teachers per by Melanie Martinez
:3
@2828hi @darkrezhim @ann-lol @bookwormgirl123
1. not sad anymore - clara mae
gah the second one changes so much, wdym favourite? singular song?? insane😭
2. stay - gracie abrams
3. HOMESICK - MICO
@freaky-always @the-writing-fish @bye-bye-sanity
1. Feelings by Hayley Kiyoko
2. gahhh what kinda question-
rn i've been loving i hope ur miserable until ur dead by Nessa Barrett tho
3. IKYK by Alessi Rose. shes so underrated nd itz soo good!!
@shoshialyakward @shessofineliterallyhitmewithacar @thefabulousflytrapman @x4n-d3r @limbol0ser @fintan-pyren @eilissxx @bonskidin64 nd anyone else who wants 2 do it!!
i wont say (i'm in love) from the Disney Hercules movie, shut up guys it slapss
baby tell me I'm the only one by thirsty merc
cancelled by born without bones
@i-need-a-user I don't remember anyone elses @ sorry guys I just cant be fucked closing this tab, checking, then starting over. I'm getting better tho I swear!
(hercules is so real though)
Kill for you by Gigi Perez
Mystery of Love by Sufjan Stevens (from the track of call me by your name)
Guilty as Sin by Rachel Bochner (a wlw version of Taylor Swift's song)
@idontexist734 @reys-just-here @c0nstantlyscreaming @blackforblue @lux-lamp @disappearingboy16
IM SORRY IF I MISS ANYONE!!!
Mahogany (cover) by Pinhead Gunpowder
Sunshine by Screeching Weasel
Yellin' in My Ear by Operation Ivy
@i-need-a-user @cocaine-a-cola-official @cricket1t @technicallygsharp @briefkittenearthquake @andy-the-depressed @nerosero-requiem @itsnotmyfaultimthisway @shessofineliterallyhitmewithacar @fall1ngawayfromm3
Runaway by Kanye West and Pusha T
Night Shift by Lucy Dacus
Seventeen by Sharon Van Etten
@disappearingboy16 @sparrow527
Should we blow up the moon
Yes
No
Reblog for greater sample size.
We have 24 hours to make this the most voted on poll in Tumblr history
Who wants the moon blown up????
reblog to piss on the moon
On November 7, 2024, Denmark used a racist, culturally biased "parenting competency" test to remove a 2 hour old baby, Zammi, from her loving indigenous Greenlandic Inuit mother, Keira, because her native language, which uses minute facial expressions to communicate, will not be able to "[prepare] the child for the social expectations and codes that are necessary to navigate in Danish society." This test had been recommended not to be used at the federal level before this happened but certain municipalities, including the one this happened in, chose to continue to use it regardless. Not only is this blatantly racist but also violates multiple declarations and conventions that Denmark has signed that protect the rights of indigenous people.
Please sign this petition to help Keira to get her baby back.
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Hey, it's really important for Keira to get 50,000 signatures on this petition before her court date in early April 2025. Please sign if you haven't already to help a mother and a people stand up to colonialism and for indigenous rights.
White leftist suddenly against cultural preservation after learning it also includes that culture's religion, many such cases
White leftist very aware of the consequences of colonialism suddenly unable to recognize colonial influence the moment it starts to affect spiritual beliefs
Anti-religion is also in like 60% of cases fundamentally just sanist arguments that hurt me more as a psychotic person than they hurt any religious hegemony, they just don't realize they're causing harm because they think they're targeting people with the right labels.
good: the Church/religious body as an institution is a cudgel of absolute power that historically has been wielded to hammer down those who don't conform. these structures have caused real harm to people
neutral: i have religious trauma that has given me a negative relationship with religion.
bad: what kind of CRAZY backwards fuck would let some INVISIBLE THING tell them what to do lol are they fucking stupid, can't they see they can't see anything? i'm happy i'm sooo much more advanced than they are lmao what kind of idiot believes in things they can't see? i have to tell them their reality is fake! i have to!
guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw
just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
I need to get into grad school so
I like having a 3.1M note post on my line
Confío en vos, Roger, no me dejes caer
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
What the fuck
i-
….thank you tumblr??
hm.
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives
A coworker brought in a box of donuts today for a meeting, as a surprise. And as a donut-lover this is of course exciting in its own right. But I was in fact extra stoked because our stupid-humid heat wave just broke, and with the slightly cooler weather and my half-marathon race coming up in November, I'm just getting back into the swing of doing long runs after work.
So I said as much like "This is actually so perfect because I'm going for a long run after work" and my coworker responded "Oh to burn it off?" and this threw me way off my game because that was not where I was going at all. Where I was going was the fact that the single Best predictor of me pulling off a smooth, successful, well-fueled, high-endurance, long-as-hell evening run is whether or not I get my sticky hands on a sugar-loaded funtime treat around 4pm.
Like I was standing there over the box of donuts like
"Love is just a chemical reaction in your brain"
And a painting is just chemicals on a canvas.
Music is vibrations through the air.
Your condescending snark is also a chemical reaction in your brain (as are all human thoughts and feelings).
Something being made of matter doesn't make it any less profound.
Something being made
of matter doesn’t make it
any less profound.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
